Azzi: Oh, an update in how long?
Note: Ok, in this story there is a tiny Jak3 SPOILER so Beware, mkay?
Narrator: And now the moment you all have been waiting for! The one, the only, gives money to the poor, does her homework, the incomparable Azzi!!!
Azzi is sitting in her big fluffy chair. Its red.
Azzi: thank you
Narrator: Can I have those pictures now?
Azzi: we'll see. Anyways, Thank you for waiting for another Masacistic Theatre. This time we have a special episode revolving around Jak3, (oh yeah) during my months of rehabilitaion, I have waited for this game, and have come to a very shocking conclusion on my part.
Jak: really.
Azzi: yes
Torn: (sarcastically)This has got me wondering
Azzi: I have fallen under supreme infatuation with Torn AND Jinx.
Then the world stops spinning
Azzi: we'll talk about this later
Azzi pulls out a book and begins to read
Azzi:Ok, this one time....
...:::Flashback:::...
Jak, Torn, and everyone else you can think of (you can be there too if you want, I won't remember) are in the Naughty Ottsel, having a good time, ya know.
Jak: Dammit Daxter, get down from there!
Daxter: No! Torn's down there!
Torn: Come on Daxter, lets go outside and talk this over...
Daxter: No!
Jak: Why not?!
Daxter: Outside there are no witnesses. (How true!)
Jak: Why's he afraid of you?
Torn: Get your furry orange ass down here and pay for that!
Money falls from above, Torn snatches it and walks back to the bar.
..::you thinking::..
You: What happened?
..::you stopped thinking::..
Azzi: Only the Azzi knows.
Jak goes to the bar to join everyone in the drinking festivities, but a small precursor beacon falls from Jak's pocket.
Azzi: Toy!
You can guess who picks it up.
Jak: (talking with bar members) Man I swear, do those desert marauders have jobs or something because....
Azzi puts Jak in a headlock and drags him from the table.
Azzi: What is this? Does this thing have any purpose? I keep pressing the big button in the middle, but all it does is flash. What's up with that?
...:::Back in the present:::...
Azzi: Please tell me you know what I'm talking about, you know that thing, its not the flashing thing in the beginning, but...its...the.................Well Fine, Jeeze!
...:::Back to Story:::...
Jak:(Muffled)(Hell if I know what he's saying)
Azzi keeps pressing the button in aggrivation. When suddenly a distant rumble begins to shake and stir the entire bar, then suddenly the wall breaks and an entire army of dune buggies is in the former walls wake.
Everyone looks at the army in shock. Then the cars begin to spew out countless amounts of wastelanders.
Azzi: It's a blessing from Heaven! This BUTTON has brung me MEN!
...:::To the Present:::...
Azzi: Nothing is more hilarious, than that of an entire army of confused wastelanders, isn't that right?
Camera pans over to the entire army, chained up in leashes to one another.
Wastland army:(scattered) Eh....This sux....I've been standing for 3 days!
Azzi: Didn't expect that did ya?
...:::you at home:::...
You: WTF!
...:::present:::...
Azzi: And before I go I want you to see this teddy I made at the Build-A-Hypoallergenic-Non-abused-Unendangered-Thing-Workshop.
Holds up a yellow bunny, with its ears tied back into a ponytail, and a fake cigar in its mouth.
Azzi: it's Jinx, oh yes, and look if you press its little paw it says:
Jinx voice:(singing) Friday night, and I'm feelin' alright, Friday nig.....HEY GET OUT OF HERE!
Azzi: he was in the shower. And if you press his foot, he screams! Well that's enough for today.
END!!