By the way Cutie Pie Hiei. I've had a detention before. All you do is sit in a cubicle for an hour, but some teachers make you scrape gum off of the bottom of their desks.

It's finally chapter 2! I couldn't get any ideas overnight though so it probably isn't that good.

Tell me about any errors there might be in this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or most of its characters. Though, last night I did a black market trade and Yusuke is officially my personal slave. J/K. I really wish I did.

Anyways we left off with Yusuke and Shawn plotting to kill the English teacher, and Hiei stuck in detention for a long time.

Chapter 2:

(sometime during fourth period. gym.)

Shawn-- "How did we all manage to get the same class?"

Yusuke-- (dodges 20 lb. dodge ball) "Beats me. I can't believe I got stuck in the girl locker room though."

Kuwabara-- "Lucky. I've always wanted that to happen to me, but I'm never low enough on the roll that they run out of lockers before they get to me."

Yusuke-- "Kuwabara, getting a girl locker when you are a boy is an insult."

Kuwabara-- "It is?" (gets hit by five dodge balls thrown by Kurama, Koenma, Hiei, Keiko, and Botan)

Shawn-- (shouting) "Nice Shot!!! He's out cold!!!"

Hiei-- "Really? Damn. I was aiming for Yusuke."

(Yusuke runs over to Hiei and throws him to the ground. punching and kicking him on the way.)

Gym Coach-- "Urameshi and Jaganshi. both of you will receive detentions for a week!"

Hiei-- "But I didn't do anything! It was that baka ningen!"

Gym Coach-- "Fine. I'll let you off then."

Yusuke-- "You're going to have to do a little rescheduling. I already have detention for the next two days."

Gym Teacher-- "That's nice, but with the computers down I can't do anything about it. For the next couple of days you will have an extra hour for your detentions seems how you can't prove it. I will see you at 4:00."

(the bell rings)

(Lunch)

Shawn-- "Is there anyone who hasn't gotten a detention yet?"

(Botan and Keiko raised their hands)

Yusuke-- "I'm guessing you haven't had English yet."

Keiko-- "We have. We were just smart enough to shut up."

Shawn-- "Yusuke and I got two detentions from him."

Koenma-- "I got ten from that bastard of a computer teacher."

Hiei-- "I have at least 11 from him."

Shawn-- "So who has what next?"

Yusuke-- "Er. science."

Shawn-- "Who's the teacher?"

Yusuke-- "Mr. Ashtin."

Shawn-- "Yes! They did it. I know they did."

Yusuke-- worried look "What?"

Shawn-- "Gave you every class I have!"

Yusuke-- "So that's why I have Algebra."

Shawn-- "Yes, yes it is."

Kurama-- "I have computers. I don't see why you guys hate it."

Kuwabara-- "The teacher is a freak. that's why."

Hiei-- Somebody's in lo--ve.

Shawn--

Yusuke—I'm not. I still love Keiko

(Back to story)

(bell rings)

(Mr. Ashtin is a tall buff teacher. When everyone sees him they shift in their seats.)

Hiei-- "I think I may have gotten the wrong class. I'm not supposed to be in Honors Science."

Keiko-- "Who cares? He's kind of cute."

(Yusuke shoots Keiko an evil glare)

Keiko-- "What? You have a crush on Shawn!"

Yusuke-- "No I don't! You just think that!"

Mr. Ashtin-- "Be quiet please class. Welcome to honors Science. This is one of the hardest classes you'll take all year."

Yusuke-- "That's nice."

Mr. Ashtin-- "I suppose I will go over the rules."

(Yusuke falls asleep as Mr. Ashtin drones on about the rules and precautions of the classroom.)

(So does Hiei. Pretty soon all you can hear is their snoring.)

(five minutes later)

Mr. Ashtin-- (whispering) "On the count of three everyone screech and throw their non-fragile stuff to the ground as hard as they can. ok?"

(everyone nods)

Mr. Ashtin-- (still whispering) "Ready? One. Two." (shouting) "Three!"

(Hiei and Yusuke shot up, wide awake, as the class makes as much noise as they can.)

Yusuke-- "What did you do that for?!"

Mr. Ashtin-- "No one has ever gotten away with sleeping in my class. By the way. You both get a detention."

Hiei-- "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! "

(Computer Lab)

Mr. Inrest-- "Ah, yes. the next class. To whom shall I give detentions for this class?"

(everyone but Mr. Inrest exchange worried glances)

Mr. Inrest-- "Will everyone please come get the floppy disc with their name on it? If you don't have one, write your name down on this piece of paper and come talk to me at the end of class."

(This time everyone except for Botan got their floppy discs. She wrote her name down with a nervous glance at Mr. Inrest)

Mr. Inrest-- "Now then."

Botan-- "I know they aren't that bad, but what are detentions like?"

Kurama-- (shudders) "Trust me. unless you are doing things like emptying trash receptacles. you won't like it much."

(the bell rings and Botan walks up to Mr. Inrest)

Mr. Inrest-- "As you have probably heard from friends you are expected to be here at 3:00 sharp, unless you have another detention. do you?"

(Botan shakes her head)

Mr. Inrest-- "Good I'll see you after school."

Botan-- (unenthusiastically) "Yay."

(after school)

(Shawn, Yusuke, and Kurama all go to Mr. Orchico's room.)

(Hiei, Koenma, Botan, Stacie, and Kuwabara all go to Mr. Inrest's room.)

(Mike got in an unfortunate accident and vanishes from the story)

(Keiko goes home. unharmed.)

There you have it. Chapter 2.

If you want to be in the storysubmit a review with a description of your character and your schedule. If you want a different homeroom teacher just tell me and I'll have you appear somewhere else in the story.

Also. Who should do things to clean up the building? Who should have to go to the torture. ahem. detention room? Tell me what happens to them!

Komjong Shawn