OK, really sorry I haven't been working on this... something came up and I just sort of forgot about it... (Don't ask) I'm gonna try and continue this now, though.
When we last left our heroes, everyone just headed off to detention with the exception of Keiko. Let's join them now.
(Shawn, Yusuke, Stacie, Hiei, Kurama, Koenma, Botan & Kuwabara all walk down the hall to the different classrooms. On the way, they Kurama slams into someone headed the same direction)
Person: HEY! Watch where you're going will ya? I got to be somewhere fast. (She turns and looks up at Kurama) Wait a minute... you're Kurama... on second thought... maybe I'll just skip my detention and hang out with you.
Kurama: (nervously) I uh... I wish I could, but I've got detention too.
Person: Oh. Well that's too bad. My name is Jeni by the way.
Kurama: Cool, I suppose.
Kuwabara: (looks at Kurama) What are you doing we're going to be... (he looks at Jeni) oh, well hello there.
Jeni: Don't look at me like that, you big oaf (smacks Kuwabara)
(Stacie, Hiei, Koenma, Botan, and Kuwabara walk into Mr. Inrest's room and everyone else walked 4 classes up to Mr. Orchico's room)
(Mr. Inrest's evil lair/classroom)
Mr. Inrest: OK, let's see, who goes to what room... Botan and Koenma, you get to stay with me and remove the virus from the computers. Kuwabara, you and everyone else get to go meet Mr. Takasashi, the janitor, and do garbage duty. Hiei and Stacie, you go to the detention room.
(Every body but Botan and Koenma walks out)
Mr. Inrest: Do you guys know anything about virus scanning?
(Botan and Koenma shake their head)
Mr. Inrest: I have this new software for it that's actually sort of like a video game. You put this program in the disk drive, wait for it to find the virus then, using the mouse, aim this little gun he points to a rifle on the screen and fire at the virus, but don't miss or you'll delete some files and you'll get another detention.
Botan: I'm just wondering, but are you detention happy?
Mr. Inrest: Only on the first day of school. It'll get better eventually.
(Meanwhile, in Mr. Orchico's room)
(Shawn, Yusuke, Kurama, and Jeni try to cram in Mr. Orchico's overflowing room. There is a tall girl with long black hair standing by the door, or rather, is smashed up against it. Her name is Caina. When Shawn opens the door, she falls out, and a bunch of people that had to pile up on top of her come crashing down.)
Shawn: Is it just me, or is it a bit crowded in there?
Caina: It's a bit crowded. About 75 of the school is piled in there.
Yusuke: You mean that many people fit in a classroom?
Caina: Yes, but not that well. I wonder if we could get a spot away from the door... whenever it opens another large crowd of people falls like that. That's the second time I'm the one that's fallen that's the second time I've fallen out of the classroom.
(They attempt to crowd in and somehow end up pressed against the ceiling in the back of the room)
Jeni: Well, this is a great way to make new friends, being smashed up against them in a very crowded classroom.
Kurama: Yeah, oh well. (He stares at her like a fourth grader that has a secret crush)
(Mr. Orchico opens the classroom door)
Mr. Orchico: Well, I knew I gave a lot of detentions today, but I didn't know I had given that many. I want you to split up into four even groups.
(This took about 20 minutes, but they eventually did it. Shawn and Caina were the only ones in the same group.)
Mr. Orchico: (Pointing to Yusuke's group) You guys are all to go to the detention room. (Points to Shawn and Caina's group)You guys get to stay with me and stare at the blank wall. (Points to Jeni's group) You guys get gum scraping duty. (Points to everyone else) and you get to help Mr. Inrest with getting rid of the virus.
(A very large portion of the group walks out the door leaving Shawn and Caina's group, who are stuck standing because it's still pretty crowded.)
(The detention room of DOOM!)
(Hiei and Stacie walk in to the detention room. Ms. Ninagami, the detention teacher points out a slip of paper on a desk)
Ms. Ninagami: Sign in there, then take a seat.
(20 minutes later)
(An extremely large group of people led by Yusuke walk in)
Ms. Ninagami: (not even noticing or caring about the size of the group) Sign in, then cram in here.
(When everyone signed in she wheeled a TV that was sitting in a corner to the front of the room.)
Ms. Ninagami: Since you are such bad children, I'm going to force you to watch the most stupid, childish, humiliating episode of Barney ™. Then, I'm going to require a 5,000-page report on it because I hate teenagers. Anyone who doesn't do what they're told will have another detention where they're taken in back and have to meet Barney and hug him. Understood?
(Everyone's eyes were wide with fear)
Someone in the back: You can't be serious!
Ms. Ninagami: (pulls out thumbscrew) It's either that, or this.
Same person in back: I'll take that!
Ms. Ninagami: (puts in movie) So be it. Follow me.
(They walk into the back and loud, high pitch screaming can be heard over the movie)
(After movie)
Ms. Ninagami: Hm. Looks like it turned you all into Barney drones. My plan to take over the world can now be carried out! (Cackles evilly)
(Students give her a blank stare while chanting 'I love you, you love me...')
Ms. Ninagami: Detention dismissed.
(Everyone piles out with their arms outstretched like zombies, still chanting. Yusuke went the opposite direction of everyone else and turned a corner into the gym.)
Gym Coach: Right on time. What the... (Yusuke threw his arms around her)
Yusuke: (Zombie like voice) I love you.
Gym Coach: Good for you. Now, for your detention you are to sit in push-up position for an hour.
(Outside the school)
(Shawn, Kurama, Kuwabara, Jeni, Koenma, Botan, and Caina stood outside and waited for the others. Soon, Hiei and Stacie walked up. Like Yusuke, they threw their arms around the others.)
Hiei and Stacie: (Zombie like) I love you.
(Kurama and Jeni smack them on the head and they snap out of it)
Stacie: (still hugging the group) Uh... what happened?
Hiei: (letting go of the others in a hurry) I'm not really sure.
So concludes the first day of school. What will happen tomorrow? Will Ms. Ninagami succeed in world domination? Will Keiko actually get detention? Who else will Yusuke cuts off announcer person
Yusuke: What are you just going to leave me there all night?
Shawn: Just until 5:00p.m.
Ahem. As I was saying. Who else will join the gang? Find out on the next episode of Team Urameshi in High School.
Once again, I'm sorry for not updating this in over a year. I'm going to try to keep working on it from now on though.
If you want to be in it, submit a review with your name, description, and schedule. I can sometimes do without the description, but I HAVE to have a name and schedule or I wont add you from now on. R&R.
Komjong Shawn