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Authoress Note: Okay, no one bothered to guess what was familiar in that chapter (remember my, "Hey, there should be something familiar here if you've read my other stuff?) Well, it was the girly characters that weren't in the book. They are reborn again from other stories that I wrote. Not that exciting but apparently I lost all of my old reviewers...shame on me. They must not like the comedy. But I'm so glad that I have you new and very funny and exciting reviewers with me! Thank you!
Grumpy: Thanks for that elf-snatching line. I give you credit for that since it will be used in this chapter. It's all yours, hope you don't mind! Thanks for the review too!!
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Arwen, Nuquer, and Ciara sat in their favorite garden, which also happened to be the busiest one in Rivendell. All the 'lovers' came here on walks and to picnic, quite romantic really.
"I wonder what sort of trouble our men have gotten into by now?" Arwen mused as she bit into one of the delicate elven delights they had brought with them.
"Who knows. I'm sure our elves are fine thought." Ciara laughed, thinking about how their three lovers acted around each other, they were quite ridiculous."Oh, look at that elf over there! He is gorgeous!" Nuquer pointed out a particularly good-looking elf and the tree were soon emerged into pointing out the most attractive elves they could find, which, seeing as how they are elves and they are pretty much all beautiful wasn't much of a feat to do.
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"Eowyn!" Flora called to Eowyn who was already in the stable tacking her horse and loading up the weapons, "Theoden is coming!"
"Oh no!" Eowyn quickly led her horse back into its' stall and ran to another horse and pretended she was caring for that horse.
"Eowyn, where have you been all morning? I thought we were going to have breakfast together?" Theoden walked into the barn and didn't even notice the fully tacked horse in his stall.
"Oh! Uncle, I am so sorry, it completely slipped my mind. Eomer left this morning with Aragorn and the others and I was busy seeing him off. I will come for lunch with you though." Eowyn promised with an apologetic smile.
"My girl, it's nearly mid-afternoon, it's well after lunch but I will so you tonight at supper, no?" Theoden smiled at his lovely niece.
"Um," Eowyn couldn't think of an excuse.
"My lord," Faunia cut in to save the day, "I am so sorry but we three were going to visit our family," motioning to herself and Flora, "in the country and Eowyn wants to come with us."
"Oh, well then, when you get back we'll have our breakfast. Ride safe my niece." Theoden gave Eowyn a kiss on the forehead and left.
"Thank you." Eowyn left out a sigh of relief.
"Why do you always forget to tell anyone where we are going?" Flora laughed and led her horse out of his stall.
"I just get so excited." Eowyn smiled sheepishly.
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"I have not seen one sign of that elf." Eomer sat down near a tree.
"Well, you certainly just found sign of something, you sat in it." Aragorn motioned towards Eomer's rear (and may I say it is an awfully nice one at that!)
"EW!" Eomer jumped up and strained his neck trying to get a look at his rear, yes, he most certainly found sign of something, something with healthy bowel movements, "Oh, oh, that's just great. Son of an orc." Eomer looked around for something to wipe his rear off with.
"Hey, everyone knows you should look before you sit." Aragorn shook his head.
"This is just great. Not only do we have an elf-snatching creep running around in these woods but also now I have to deal with smelling really bad until we get to camp, or the nearest source of water! This trip sucks!" Eomer threw his hands up in the air, he quit, he couldn't take it anymore!
"Calm down, we'll go back to camp now so you can wash up because, quite frankly I don't want to walk around with a guy who smells like orc shit." Aragorn informed Eomer and started heading back towards camp.
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"Legolas, we have been wandering around out here and I still haven't seen a single sign!" Elrohir was getting extremely frustrated, he was feeling especially emotional at the moment.
"Elrohir, take a deep breath and calm down, your brother is completely capable of taking care of himself and I am sure that he is probably making his way back to the camp right now, remember everyone ran away last night. He probably fell asleep up in a tree or something." Legolas tried to think of something that would calm Elrohir down.
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"Boromir, should we go back to camp now? We have been out here forever." Faramir sighed, they had been looking and looking and looking but hadn't found even a single sign.
"Yea, I guess we'll see if anyone else had any luck." Boromir nodded, though he was now thinking 'which way is back to camp?'
Boromir turned and started leading his way back to where they had just come from and then proceeded to fall into a big hole, "WHOA!" Boromir yelled as he went sliding down a muddy slope into the hole.
"Boromir!" Faramir ran over and looked down at Boromir, sitting in a pile of mud at the bottom of this hole, "Break anything?"
"I don't think so." Boromir stood up slowly, "Just my arse." Boromir winced as he stood and looked up at his now very tall brother.
"Well, that's okay but, how are we going to get you out?" Faramir looked around him for anything that would help him get his brother out.
"Rope?"
"Yea, in my back pocket, let me get it for you." Faramir said sarcastically to his brother.
"Hey, I tried!" Boromir shouted back, feeling not so manly after falling into a hole, how in the world did he miss this one?"Uh! Something's coming!" Faramir hissed to Boromir and looked around for some kind of cover.
Boromir looked around the hole he was stuck in and found nothing but leaves to cover himself with, and cover himself with leaves he did.
Faramir ran into a big pine tree and hid himself among the pointy needles, he regretted that one for a few days after that.
The two waited for something to show, or another noise. Boromir was starting to think that Faramir had heard nothing more than just the wind in the forest. Boromir was just about the say something about this to Faramir when out of the trees came, the black cloaked figure!
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Legolas, Elrohir, Aragorn and Eomer arrived back at camp all at the same time.
"Oh!" Eomer let out a little scream as the elves appeared, silently from the trees, "Uh, hey guys, how are you doing?" Eomer tried to play it cool.
"What in Elbereth's name is that awful smell?" Elrohir asked as Eomer came near him.
"Eomer shit his drawers." Aragorn smiled.
"No! I sat in shit." Eomer shouted back at Aragorn.
"You are a dumb ass." Legolas shook his head at the oh-so-smart Rohanian.
"Hey, where are Boromir and Faramir?" Elrohir noticed the two missing brothers.
"They are probably still looking." Aragorn wasn't worried, at least not yet.
"We've all come back already and we actually cared about finding Elladan. Boromir didn't care, why would he stay out the longest looking for Elladan?" Elrohir countered.
No one said anything.
"Well, I don't think we should go look for them, every time we go out we lose someone. I think we should all stay together. And this time, why don't we take the horses?" Legolas made the decision for everyone.
The group looked at the horses, all tied to their trees, minding their own business, why hadn't they taken the horses earlier? Oy vey.
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