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The three men and the two elves sat waiting for the black cloaked figure to appear.
Finally out of the woods appeared the black cloaked figure.
"Where's Boromir?!" Faramir jumped up and looked for his brother.
"Now!" Aragorn yelled and both he and the two elves ran for the black cloaked figure.
It took only a few seconds of struggling to get the black figure to the ground and Aragorn ripped off his cloak.
"It's...it's...um...I don't know who you are." Aragorn stared at the creature before him.
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Eowyn, Flora, and Faunia headed out into the woods to start their own little party.
They traveled until late in the night and stopped to make their camp. They had no mishaps, unlike their fellow brothers out in the woods and were done pitching their tents, starting their fire, and cooking the meat that they brought with them in only an hour.
"Are we going to go out tonight or stay at camp?" Flora asked.
"Oh, we are going out into those woods and we are going to love every minute of it." Eowyn said as she stood up to leave.
"All right, let's go." Faunia smiled and followed Eowyn's lead.
The three headed out into the forest to take their long-awaited and much-favored midnight walks.
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"Who are you?" Aragorn was confused.
"Lurtz."
"Whats?"
"Lurtz. I am an orc you dumb man." The black cloaked figure snarled.
"You're ugly." Legolas looked at the hideous creature before him.
"Hey! Not everyone can be as pretty as you damn elves!" Lurtz burst out.
"So that's why you keep stealing them then?" Eomer asked.
"You steal things, not elves or men." Elrohir corrected Eomer.
"Yes, that is. The less pretty creatures there are running around the better." Lurtz defended himself.
"Where is my brother you damn ugly orc!" Faramir shook Lurtz and was nearly hysterical by now.
"Relax man, your brother is tied up over behind those trees." Lurtz informed the now completely hysterical Faramir.
"Bory!!" Faramir ran towards the trees, little kid in a candy store.
"Now, you can tell us what you did with the other elf or we'll cut off your legs." Aragorn demanded.
"No."
"Looking for a missing elf, boys?" The men turned to see Eowyn, Flora, and Faunia leading a dirty looking Elladan out of the trees.
"Eowyn!
"Elladan!"
"Girls!"
Eomer was speechless at the sight of his sister and he two best friends at his campsite.
Elrohir, though, was very excited about his brother being found. Aragorn just wanted to nail the chicks.
"We found your poor lost friend tied up in a cave while we were out taking a walk, we thought we'd return him to you." Eowyn smiled.
"Are you okay, Elladan?" Elrohir was worried for his brother.
"I'm fine. But that pervy elf-snatcher wanted you and Legolas too." Elladan informed the others.
"We know, we caught him-"Elrohir turned to where Lurtz was being held captive. But, he was no longer there, "Where did he go?"
Everyone turned to where Lurtz had been only moments before. He was no longer there, the only thing that remained of Lurtz was his black cloak.
"That no good, ugly orc." Eomer muttered, "You!" He turned to Eowyn, boy was he angry.
"Theodred told us we could go!" Eowyn said before Eomer could get any further.
"That no good nancy-prancing, pretty-boy prince." Eomer and Theodred didn't exactly get along the greatest. They were civil, at the best. But most of the time they fought like elves and orcs.
"Ugh, Theodred." Aragorn rolled his eyes. If anyone in the world annoyed Aragorn more than Erestor (his tutor and constant nagging companion about how to be a proper gentleman), it was Theodred.
"Theodred." Faramir and Boromir both dramatically sighed, Theodred wasn't so popular among this group.
"You lie." Eomer pointed at Eowyn.
"Never."
"You lie!"
"Never!"
"I know that pretty-boy wouldn't let you go traipsing around out in the wild!" Eomer shouted.
"You're right! He didn't let me go, I decided I can make my own decision so I left!" Eowyn shouted back.
"HAH! There you go than!" Eomer had won, he thought, maybe. Wait? Had he?
"There I got what?!" Eowyn knew how to fight with her brother, just confuse him enough.
"I don't know but I do know that you are going to march yourself right back to the house, tonight! Now! Go!" Eomer was beside himself.
"Why does she have to go back?" Elladan asked, right now, for all he cared, the girls could stay. Not only were they good-looking but they saved him from that perv.
"She is a lady! She does not need to be running around out in the woods, what would Theoden say?!" Eomer was starting to sound a lot like a mother to the others.
"Don't bring him into this!" Eowyn stepped closer to Eomer.
"Oh, you better believe I will." Eomer stepped closer as well.
"I'll tell him you lost an elf out here if you say a word! I'll tell him about that serving wench you had in your room last week, I'll tell him-"
"You won't tell him anything if I kill you before you get back!" Eomer threatened.
The others were quite amused by all this, they had seen these two fight before. It usually ended with Eowyn getting her way.
"Go ahead and try." Eowyn was ready for Eomer's next move. In about .2 seconds they were both rolling around on the floor wrestling each other.
"Okay, enough of this." Aragorn had had enough. "HEY!" He shouted nice and loud. Both siblings looked up at Aragorn, "I know how much you both enjoy doing that but let's be mature here, okay?"
"Fine.
"Fine."
Both stood up and looked expectantly at Aragorn.
"Eowyn, ladies, go back to your camp and pretend you never saw us. We will continue on with our trip and pretend we never saw you. The end." Aragorn decided.
"But I still know she's out here! Theoden is going to be very mad, you know that, Eowyn!" Eomer shouted.
"I'll tell him everything you've done the past month!" Eowyn shouted back and the fight was started all over again.
Aragorn and the others gave up trying to stop it and decided to return to their nice warm fire.
The shouting went on for another thirty minutes before a fight started again, a record for those two.
"OW! Ow, ow, ow, ow!!" Eomer shouted as Eowyn grabbed his ear and twisted, hard.
"You dirty little pig!" Eowyn snarled and punched Eomer in the arm.
"You bitch!" Eomer grabbed his arm and made an attempt to bite Eowyn's arm.
"Cannibal!" Eowyn screeched and let go of Eomer's ear.
Flora and Faunia headed over to the two quarrelling siblings.
"Eomer!"
"Eowyn!"
Both stopped and stepped away from each other.
"Yes."
"Knock it off." Flora shook her head at Eomer.
"She started it."
"No! He did!" Eowyn was ready to have another go at Eomer but Faunia grabbed her and started hauling her back towards their own camp.
"Bye guys!" Flora called and followed the other two.
"Why don't you two get along?" Elrohir asked as Eomer sat down.
"We do."
"Uh, if that's 'getting along' than what are Boromir and I?" Faramir asked.
"Sometimes we have our differences." Eomer admitted.
"Here, I'll explain, Eomer hates when Eowyn isn't lady-like and Eowyn hates to be lady-like, that's pretty much all there is. Oh, and Eomer won't let any guys anywhere near Eowyn."
"Which, she doesn't even seem to notice because she's so unlady-like." Faramir muttered.
"Hey! My sister is a perfect lady!" Eomer shouted at Faramir.
"Yeah, I saw that." Faramir nodded.
"What about this Theodred then?" Elladan asked.
"He's so vain." Eomer shook his head.
"Nancing prit." Aragorn grumbled.
"Okay, so I gather he's just generally disagreeable."
"And he likes my sister." Eomer crossed his arms and frowned."
"Oh, that's creepy, he's your cousin." Elladan grimaced.
"Yeah, 'keep it in the family'." Eomer was feeling sick.
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