10 CHAPTERS DONE!
This can't be counted as an intermission, but I want to do this.
I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS!1: How old do you think I am?
2: What is your favorite character? They can be from any anime, just pick one or two of three. I don't care. You'll see why later.
3: What kind of Daemon should Asakura have? Since he's obviously over 18 so he'll have a daemon that can't change forms. I was thinking about a rabbit, but I'll let you guys decide.
The first question was just something my friends forced me to do the second and third is VERY important.
Bloopers(This is my first try at Bloopers so if they're not good, tell me. I mean it.)
1st Blooper
Prologue
The 'Mirror of Worlds' was just a simple bowl with spring water, which let you look into any Worlds Past, Present of Future.
A guy with black hair and brown eyes (name's Shiva): SMIPLE! SMIPLE! The Mirror of Worlds is anything but SIMPLE! Are you brain-dead! Do you know how long it took me to make that!
ME: Well...not really. ((Laughing nervously))
Shiva: ((right eye twitching)) COME BACK HERE BITCH!!!!
Me: Ahhhhhhh! Run away! ((Running away, killing pedestrians along the way)) HIEI! HELP!
Hiei: No way! This is fun! ((Eating popcorn and laughing)) Get her Shiva!!!
Me: Your're supposed to be on my side!!
Hiei: What kind of brother would I be if I helped you.
Me: Hi-OWWWW!
Shiva: ((Walking off with a baseball bat in his hadn))
Me: I hate this job... and love it at the same time.
2nd Blooper
Chapter 2: The 4 souls
I saw outta the corner of my eye Raven and Ryu looking down, with solemn looks on their faces.
AK: Solemn? ((Widened eyes))
Me: Not again.
AK: Raven and Ryu...solemn. ((Right eye twicthing))
Hiei: TAKE COVER!!!
AK: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! RUN AWAY EVERYONE! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NE- Oh! Pretty birds. ((Faints))
Me: ((Holding baseball bat)) ((Looks at Hiei, Alethia, Ryu and Raven))
Alethia: Lost count at 50.
3rd Blooper
Chapter 2: The 4 souls
And I had a red and silver aura. It's kinda surprising I don't have a black one like Ryu. Oh, well. (Hiei)
Hiei: Why don't I have a black aura?
Me: You guys really wanna know.
Ryu and Raven: Yeah.
AK and Disha: She has absolutely no idea.
The boys: WHAT!!!!
Me: Yeah. I could have given you a pink aura and it wouldn't have done anything to the story. Hmm...maybe I should give you a pink aura.
Hiei: P-Pink. Huh. ((Faints))
4th Blooper
Chapter 3
"So...she's...she's Sejal. The psychopath, the one that's scared of golden monkeys, whose mind was corrupted by the stupid boys in her school, and the one who loves confusing people! You cannot compare me to her. She's an idiot." I shouted at Raven. (Hiei)
Me: ALL RIGHT! WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPT!
((Everyone points at AK and Disha))
AK and Disha: Traitors!
Me: Get back here you cowards!!!!!!!! I am not a psychopath!!!!!
Disha: HELP US!
Hiei: RUN!!!! She's catching up! Hurry up! No din't go that way!! Whoa! Sej seems mad!
Kurama: It's a wonder both of us aren't insane yet.
Yukina: Um hum. ((Eating popcorn)) Hey, She didn't say she wasn't an idiot.
Kurama: That's because that fact was established in the 6th grade.
Yukina: Oh!
5th Blooper
Chapter 4: Boton's Emotions
"I can't feel him!" I gasped surprised. (Boton)
Boton: YEAH!! WHOO HOO!!!! ((Humming that 4th of July song that I can't remember the name to because I'm brain dead.))
AK: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAD!!
((Boton stops and stares at AK with widened eyes))
Me: AK, are you feeling all right?
AK: But if ya wanna act happy, act happy. ((Grinning))
Boton: YEAH!!!
Hiei: Why couldn't Alethia have gone, too.
Alethia: What's that supposed to mean.
Hiei: Nothing! I'll...just be going now! ((Runs off, probably to kill innocent bystanders. Lucky guy. He has a license for killing.))
6th Blooper
Chapter 5: Hiei finds out
"Thank god, you're still on my side, Alethia." I muttered hanging my head with eyes closed. (Hiei)
((Hiei is knocked down from a silver and black sphere, which was 'accidentally' aimed at him instead of Raven))
Hiei: Alethia! You're supposed to be on my side!
Alethia: Whoops. Uh...Gotta go. ((Runs away from a VERY mad Hiei))
Me: Someone kill me. Someone just kill me. PLEASE!
AK: I know how you feel ((Patting me on the back))
Me: Really?
AK: Oh! CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!! ((Starts eating cookies))
Me: She scares me sometimes.
Yukina: COOKIES!!
Me: Where do they come from when they're not even in the scene.
AK: Spending an extended time in Insane Company can be physically tiring and mentally confusing.
Me: You're not going to...
AK: COOKIES!
Me: Phew.
7th Blooper
Chapter 5: Hiei finds out
"Y-You mean to tell me she... has a...crush...on me." I said pointing to myself. (Hiei)
Hiei: ALL RIGHT!! ((Jumps up)) YES! ((Sees everyone staring at him)) I mean...um...
Boton: YEAH! Hiei likes me ((latches on to a blushing Hiei))
Me: Wow. I really didn't think you 2 liked each other.
AK: NOOOO! WHY!! This is your entire fault!((points at me)) You and your bloopers. (Starts chasing me)) I WANTED HIEI!!!!
Me: HELP!
((Hiei and Boton don't hear because they are to busy making out))
8th Blooper
Chapter 6: Oh, carp
A cold wind blew in from the east, making me shiver slightly. (Hiei)
A cold wind blew in from the NORTH, making me shiver slightly.
Hiei: Wait a second. North! We're not HUMANS! (1) You numskull.
Me: It's not my fault! BLAME AK! ((Runs from the sword-wielding Hiei))
Hiei: I'm not a HUMAN!
AK: ((Eating Chocolate Chip cookies)) Did someone call me? Hum...oh well. ((Goes back to eating))
Disha: WHAT'S BAD ABOUT BEING HUMAN! ((Also starts chasing Hiei))
9th BlooperChapter 6: Oh, crap
The same thing went through both of our minds: A mage.
The same thing went through both of our minds: A MATE!
Kurama and Yukina: MATE!!! ((Blushing very badly))
Hiei, Boton, and me: ((Laughing))
AK: You know, you two do make a good couple.
Disha: Yep they do.
Kurama and Yukina: ((Blushing has increased))
Hiei, Boton, and me: ((Laughing even more))
Kurama and Yukina: SHUT UP!
10th Blooper
Chapter 7: Another Couple
I slammed open the door and...
Genkai: YOU 2 AREN'T SUPOSSED TO BE HERE!!!
Gem: See I told you Mina. We were supposed to call not come.
Mina: Oh...um...Gem...MAKE THEM STOP!! ((Hides behind Genkai))
Yusuke and Kuwabara: ((Drooling with hearts for eyes))
Genkai: You DO know, they're old enough to be your mothers, right? ((Freaked out))
Yusuke: So beautiful...((More drooling))
Kieko: YUSUKE!!!!! ((Uses her Ultra Mega Super slap of Doom)) ((Stomps out of the house; fuming))
Kurama: You sure she's not a Mage or a Demon.
Me: I don't think I know any more.
Yusuke: I don't think I'm in Japan anymore.
Sign: Cleveland (The all adult town. SCARY!!!) Pop. 0 (All the Adults are DEAD!)unless you count their...theier...GHOSTS!!!!! Bwhahahahahaha
11th Blooper
Chapter 7: Another couple
I wonder if he's a good kisser.
Hiei: ((Grabs Boton and kisses her))
Boton: He is a good kisser
AK and Me: OUR VIRGIN EYES!!! ((Covers eyes))
Disha: Sejal, you have one weird mind. ((Looking at the couple with widened eyes))
Me: Yes I do. ((A very, very, very, very big grin.))
12th Blooper
Chapter 8: Alethia and Alethio
"I'LL GO WITH YOU YUKINA! We wouldn't want you getting hurt would we!" Kuwabara said running toward her.
Kurama: No, I'll take her!
Kuwabara: I will!
Kurama: I will!
Kuwabara: ME! YUKINA'S MY GIRL!!!!!!
Kurama: WHAT! WANNA SAY THAT TO THE DEATH TREE!!!
Kuwabara: She's yours.
Kurama: Good. ((Death Tree disappears and he wraps his arm around Yukina's waist.))
BAM!
Kurama: What was that for. ((Rubbing BIG bump on his head))
Yukina: For being an idiot. ((Blushing like crazy causing Kurama to smirk))
13th Blooper
Chapter 9: Hiei's Idiot Master
"B-But why! WHY NAME HIM ALETHIO! Why not Bob or George or, I can't believe I'm saying this, Fredrik!" I shouted at her.
Boton: I'm just wondering. What's so wrong about Fredrik?
Hiei: You actually want me to answer that?
Boton: Yeah.
Hiei: ((Exits the studio and come back dragging another boy and me.)) Here is your reason. ((Points at the boy.))
Me: Deep...Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant aren't real! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
Deep: They are too alive! They're just as alive as this is the truth. I sold Fredrik on Ebay.
Me: You never sold anybody on Ebay Deep!
Deep: Yes I did. Just like your brother.
Me: You sold my brother. ((Glaring))
Deep: I know you are but what am I?
ME: KILL!! ((Starts chasing him))
AK: Did I miss something? Hmm. No...okay! COOKIES!!! ((Starts eating cookies again.)) ((Looks back up and glares at Deep)) DIE!!!!! ((Starts chasing him, too.))
Boton: ((Sweat drop)) Hiei you have the weirdest family ever.
Hiei: Yes I do.
14th Blooper
Chapter 10: The Siblings Saddening
Hiei and Boton sitting in a tree...I started singing in my head with my eyes closed. (Yukina)
Disha: You really should be singing Kurama and me...I mean you do make a good couple.
Kurama and Yukina: ((Glaring at her for interupting...again))
Me: DISHA! SHUT UP! That's the 10th time you've said that. I'm not changing the script.
Disha: Fine then will. ((Takes script and runs off))
Me: GET BACK HERE!! ((Starts chasing))
Kurama: ((Spots AK)) You know, you should stop eating those cookies. You'll get sugar high.
AK: ((Frozen. Turns head to watch Disha and me)) I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!
Everyone: ((Fainted with swirly eyes becasue the loudness of her voice))
AK: Opps....oh well. COOKIES!!!!
15th Blooper
After the first 10 chapter were done and the other bloopers were done
AK: THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE GONE!!!! NO!!!!
Disha: WHAT! AND YOU DIDN'T SAVE ANY FOR ME!!
AK: Uh...whoops.
Me: I have a question. ((Raises hand))
Hiei: What?
Me: Why do they put 'Our school is Tobacco Free' when it isn't.
Deep: Because Grown-ups are stupid.
Boton: Does that mean we'll be stupid when WE grow up.
Hiei: Aren't we already stupid.
AK: No. Insane would be better. ((Spots Chocolate Chip Cookies behind Hiei)) COOKIES!!!
Disha and Boton: Huh? COOKIES! ((Starts eating cookies with AK))
Me...Oh! What the heck! COOKIES!!!!
AK's dad: Ankita!
AK: HI DADDY! ((HYPER))
Deep: BEST FRIEND!!! ((Hugs AK dad)) Hi Best Friend.
AK's dad: ((Nervous))
Me: ((Spots Deep hugging AK's dad and an idea forms in my mind. A EVIL idea)) AK and De-eep sitting in a tree. French K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
AK and Deep: EWWWW! SHUT UP!!! ((Starts chasing me))
ME: ((laughing maniacally))
Disha: That just sick! AK and Deep should not be together.
Boton: I agree with you 100 percent. COOKIES!! ((She and Disha starts eating again))
My Dad: Come one. This will take a while. I need you to help me with my Van.
AK's dad: Whatever.
Me: ((Hears what my dad said and stops)) MY CAR!!!! IT'S RUINED!!! ((Starts crying))
Deep: ((Starts laughing))
AK: ((Shakes her head and goes back to eating cookies.))
THE END!!!!
(1) the Human World and The Spirit are the North, while the Demon World and Netherworld is the South, the Mage World and Sage World are East and the Raven and Rook World are the West. So in my story there are 8 worlds, though the nertherworld is destroyed, but who cares.
And the whole Deep and AK sitting in a tree part was all fiction. They hate each other more then Hiei hates Kuwabara. And I hate him even more.
How'd ya like them? I know they were sucky. This is my first try at Bloopers. And yes my friend AK really does act like. She LOVES and I mean LOVES chocolate chip cookies...AND MY DAD RUINED OUR SIENNA TOYOTA! He crashed in a cornfield. A CORN FIELD!!!
I hope you guys like this and be sure to answer the questions at the top. And one thing, no one reviewed my last chapter. Didn't you guys see it?
If you like this tell me and I'll do this every 10 chapters. Oh! And this doesn't count as a chapter, so chapter 11 will be up later.
JA NE!
Neh Himura