Disclaimer: I do not own Jimmy Neutron. Jimmy Neutron and all related characters are trademarks of DNA Productions and Nickelodeon. I do not own Beavis & Butthead. Beavis and Butthead and all related characters are trademarks of Mike Judge, MTV and Viacom.
Author's note: Ok, kinda surprising about the B&B added to the disclaimer, huh? But I got to make Jimmy pass a test!
- CHAPTER 16 - "Jimmy gets a job"
Jimmy and Aisha walked off the police station. Goddard following them behind. Jimmy was set up as "clean" and "registered".
"So, what are you going to do now?" Aisha asked while she was walking downstairs.
"I don't know. I guess I'll be trying to get a job" Jimmy said.
"If you want, now I can drive you to the Research Lab" Aisha suggested.
"It's very kind of you, but... I think I had enough for science... I want to do another things, normal things, like getting a job as a presenter for TV or radio, or reporter, or time boy, or a--".
"Ok, I get it. Wow! Those jobs would be perfect for you! You talk to much and funny..." Aisha said.
Jimmy looked at Aisha with a glare, but then he realized that she was right.
"Yeah, I'm kinda big mouth sometimes" Jimmy said, joking.
"Ok, but if you want to do any of those jobs, you'll have to pass High School first" Aisha said.
"Yeah, you're right. Mmmh... Ok, the closest High School here is Highland High. Let's go there" Jimmy said.
"What's in your plans?" Aisha asked.
"To get a complete test and to get it approved. So, that way, I'll get my High School diploma fast" Jimmy replied.
Aisha, Jimmy and Goddard got in the police car.
"And how are you going to do that?" Aisha asked again, while she was driving.
"Very simple, I'll talk to the principal" Jimmy said.
Aisha drove Jimmy to the Highland High school.
"Bye, thanks for everything!" Jimmy greeted to Aisha.
"Anytime you want!" Aisha said. She drove off.
Principal McVicker met Jimmy in his office. He spotted Goddard, but he didn't pay attention to the mechanical dog.
"Huh... So, Jimmy Neutron, huh?" he said while holding Jimmy's ID. "Look, boy, don't make laugh of me... huh... I don't even know you... huh... and you ask me for some test? Huh... You think I'm stupid?" he asked.
"No, sir. I don't think that" Jimmy said, looking at the principal sweating like a pig. "Gosh!" he thought. "He looks like a walking bunch of nerves!".
"I'm a genius. I don't really deserve to go to High School. Just give me a test, or something to get approved" Jimmy pleaded.
"Ok. Huh... If you pass the test... huh... I'm not only going to give you the diploma. I'll make you a teacher here. Huh... what do you say?" the principal said.
"That sound good to me" Jimmy said.
He shaked hands with Principal McVicker. Then, the principal went out of the office and returned with all the school tests from fifth grade. Maths, Fisics, History, English, Spanish...
"Huh... if you're such a genius... huh... you'll have to complete this tests in less than an hour... if not, you'll not getting your diploma" said the principal giving Jimmy the tests.
Ten minutes later...
"Done" Jimmy said, raising his hand.
Principal McVicker couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Huh... let me see that!" he said practically snatching the tests from Jimmy's hands.
After the principal saw the test, his eyes opened wide.
"I-I... huh... I can't believe this! A-All the answers are c-correct... huh... the tests are like... huh... for an A... like... more than Daria gets in three months!" he said, stuttering.
"Daria? Who's Daria?" Jimmy asked.
"Huh... she's our best student here... huh... but she's also a girl with some... like... huh... kinda depression..." the principal said.
"Depression? Why is that? And, excuse me, but you look like nervous all the time" Jimmy said.
"Oh, yeah, it's because of those two idiots... huh... Beavis and Butt-head... huh... just saying those names gives me a headache... huh... wait here, kid, I'm gonna get my aspirins" the principal replied.
Principal McVicker went out of the office. Then, he went to the bathroom. He pulled out a glass full of pills from his sack. He counted eleven pills and then he swallowed it up all. He returned to his office and, for his surprise, he found Jimmy doing more tests.
"Huh... w-what are you doing, kid?" the principal asked.
"Just some Economics tests" Jimmy replied.
"Huh... W-wow, kid! Huh... Where can I find more guys like you?" the principal said as he gave Jimmy the High School diploma. "Look. kid. You're going to replace... huh... Van Driessen. He's... huh... a stupid ecologist and... huh... an asshole".
"Ok, if you say so... Where's the classroom?" Jimmy asked.
"Huh... follow me..." Principal McVicker said.
When they got to the classroom, Principal McVicker made Jimmy wait outside and he called teacher Van Driessen. When Van Driessen approached to him, the principal kicked his butt and pulled him out of the classroom.
"You're fired!!! Huh... did you hear me?!? Huh... fired!" the principal shouted.
Jimmy felt uncomfortable, but he decided to not pay attention to Van Driessen, who ran out of the school crying like a baby.
"Class... huh... I want you to meet your... new teacher... huh... Jimmy Neutron!" the principal said as he called Jimmy.
Jimmy entered the classroom.
"Wow! HUH... HUH... HUH... Look, Beavis! HUH... HUH... His head is big... HUH... just like us! He must be as smart as we! HUH... HUH..." somebody said at the back.
"Yeah! HEH... HEH... HEH! Boioioioing!! HEH... HEH... HEH..." somebody said.
"HUH...HUH...HUH" somebody attemped to laugh.
Author's note: Ok, kinda surprising about the B&B added to the disclaimer, huh? But I got to make Jimmy pass a test!
- CHAPTER 16 - "Jimmy gets a job"
Jimmy and Aisha walked off the police station. Goddard following them behind. Jimmy was set up as "clean" and "registered".
"So, what are you going to do now?" Aisha asked while she was walking downstairs.
"I don't know. I guess I'll be trying to get a job" Jimmy said.
"If you want, now I can drive you to the Research Lab" Aisha suggested.
"It's very kind of you, but... I think I had enough for science... I want to do another things, normal things, like getting a job as a presenter for TV or radio, or reporter, or time boy, or a--".
"Ok, I get it. Wow! Those jobs would be perfect for you! You talk to much and funny..." Aisha said.
Jimmy looked at Aisha with a glare, but then he realized that she was right.
"Yeah, I'm kinda big mouth sometimes" Jimmy said, joking.
"Ok, but if you want to do any of those jobs, you'll have to pass High School first" Aisha said.
"Yeah, you're right. Mmmh... Ok, the closest High School here is Highland High. Let's go there" Jimmy said.
"What's in your plans?" Aisha asked.
"To get a complete test and to get it approved. So, that way, I'll get my High School diploma fast" Jimmy replied.
Aisha, Jimmy and Goddard got in the police car.
"And how are you going to do that?" Aisha asked again, while she was driving.
"Very simple, I'll talk to the principal" Jimmy said.
Aisha drove Jimmy to the Highland High school.
"Bye, thanks for everything!" Jimmy greeted to Aisha.
"Anytime you want!" Aisha said. She drove off.
Principal McVicker met Jimmy in his office. He spotted Goddard, but he didn't pay attention to the mechanical dog.
"Huh... So, Jimmy Neutron, huh?" he said while holding Jimmy's ID. "Look, boy, don't make laugh of me... huh... I don't even know you... huh... and you ask me for some test? Huh... You think I'm stupid?" he asked.
"No, sir. I don't think that" Jimmy said, looking at the principal sweating like a pig. "Gosh!" he thought. "He looks like a walking bunch of nerves!".
"I'm a genius. I don't really deserve to go to High School. Just give me a test, or something to get approved" Jimmy pleaded.
"Ok. Huh... If you pass the test... huh... I'm not only going to give you the diploma. I'll make you a teacher here. Huh... what do you say?" the principal said.
"That sound good to me" Jimmy said.
He shaked hands with Principal McVicker. Then, the principal went out of the office and returned with all the school tests from fifth grade. Maths, Fisics, History, English, Spanish...
"Huh... if you're such a genius... huh... you'll have to complete this tests in less than an hour... if not, you'll not getting your diploma" said the principal giving Jimmy the tests.
Ten minutes later...
"Done" Jimmy said, raising his hand.
Principal McVicker couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Huh... let me see that!" he said practically snatching the tests from Jimmy's hands.
After the principal saw the test, his eyes opened wide.
"I-I... huh... I can't believe this! A-All the answers are c-correct... huh... the tests are like... huh... for an A... like... more than Daria gets in three months!" he said, stuttering.
"Daria? Who's Daria?" Jimmy asked.
"Huh... she's our best student here... huh... but she's also a girl with some... like... huh... kinda depression..." the principal said.
"Depression? Why is that? And, excuse me, but you look like nervous all the time" Jimmy said.
"Oh, yeah, it's because of those two idiots... huh... Beavis and Butt-head... huh... just saying those names gives me a headache... huh... wait here, kid, I'm gonna get my aspirins" the principal replied.
Principal McVicker went out of the office. Then, he went to the bathroom. He pulled out a glass full of pills from his sack. He counted eleven pills and then he swallowed it up all. He returned to his office and, for his surprise, he found Jimmy doing more tests.
"Huh... w-what are you doing, kid?" the principal asked.
"Just some Economics tests" Jimmy replied.
"Huh... W-wow, kid! Huh... Where can I find more guys like you?" the principal said as he gave Jimmy the High School diploma. "Look. kid. You're going to replace... huh... Van Driessen. He's... huh... a stupid ecologist and... huh... an asshole".
"Ok, if you say so... Where's the classroom?" Jimmy asked.
"Huh... follow me..." Principal McVicker said.
When they got to the classroom, Principal McVicker made Jimmy wait outside and he called teacher Van Driessen. When Van Driessen approached to him, the principal kicked his butt and pulled him out of the classroom.
"You're fired!!! Huh... did you hear me?!? Huh... fired!" the principal shouted.
Jimmy felt uncomfortable, but he decided to not pay attention to Van Driessen, who ran out of the school crying like a baby.
"Class... huh... I want you to meet your... new teacher... huh... Jimmy Neutron!" the principal said as he called Jimmy.
Jimmy entered the classroom.
"Wow! HUH... HUH... HUH... Look, Beavis! HUH... HUH... His head is big... HUH... just like us! He must be as smart as we! HUH... HUH..." somebody said at the back.
"Yeah! HEH... HEH... HEH! Boioioioing!! HEH... HEH... HEH..." somebody said.
"HUH...HUH...HUH" somebody attemped to laugh.