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- CHAPTER 18 - "Talk to the idiot"
The class was closely over. Jimmy was exhausted, but happy, in a certain kind of way. He made all his class learn things like math. That included Beavis and Butthead, for surprise of everyone. Now that they learned that 2 plus 2 equaled to 4, of course. That was a real progress.
"Beavis and Butthead, can I see you two after the class?" Jimmy asked to the boys.
"Huhh... No? HUH...HUH..HUH..." Butthead said.
"I'll take that like a yes" Jimmy said.
"HEH...HEH...HEH... But... we have to go to watch TV..." Beavis said as an excuse.
"Ok..." Jimmy said as he took a deep breath. "Man! This guys are worse than Carl and Sheen. Mmmmh....I know!" he thought. "I'll tell you what! You can go to your homes and watch TV, but first, you'll have to see me after class" he said.
"Huhh... Ok... HUH...HUH..." Butthead said. "Dumbass... HUH...HUH..." he whispered. "You see, Beavis? HUH...He's more dumb than we... HUH...HUH... we got him eating on our own hands...HUH..." he said to Beavis.
"Yeah, HEH...HEH...HEH..." Beavis said, blowing up his nose. Then, he made a pause, his finger still in his nose. "Hey, Butthead! HEH...HEH... Did he said we had to meet him after class first?" he asked to Butthead.
"Huhh... oh, yeah! HUH...HUH..." Butthead said.
Both made a pause as they realized.
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" both screamed.
After the class, Beavis and Butthead stayed with Jimmy.
"Guys, I'm not trying to offend you, but, have you ever noticed that you two are the worst students in class?" Jimmy asked.
"Huhh... No? HUH...HUH..." Butthead replied.
"Have you ever tried to make some effort? Like, paying more attention, not to the TV, of course?" Jimmy asked.
"The TV rules! HEH...HEH... It's our whole lives! HEH...HEH..." Beavis said.
"Look, what if I can make you smart? Or at least normal?" Jimmy suggested. "You two look like drool monkeys, from where I see it".
"Really? HEH...HEH... Can you make us more smart?" Beavis asked, excited.
"Cool! HUH...HUH..." Butthead said.
"Sure. Just take this pills with you. I'll make sure that Principal McVicker know that you two are carriying it" Jimmy said, giving the bottles of pills to Beavis and Butthead.
"Huhh... Professor? HUH...HUH... I'm not sure this is a good idea...HUH..." Butthead said.
"What? Why?" Jimmy asked.
Just as he said that, Beavis had opened the bottle of pills and swallowed one, then two, then all what he could. He startled, then rolled his head back and forth quickly, and then he started to mumble things in a strange language. Jimmy couldn't believe his eyes as he opened them wide. Beavis behavior was making him astonished. When Beavis finished his mini-show, his head was covered by his shirt.
"MUAHAHAHA....!!" he shouted. "I'm Cornholio! HEH...HEH...HEH... And I need TV for my bunhole! HEH...HEH...".
"What did he say? That he was Cornholio? Is that kind of mexican or something?" Jimmy asked, more surprised, looking at Beavis roll his head back and forth quickly again.
"I come from Late Titicaca... HEH...HEH...HEH... Titicaca..." Beavis said.
"Oh, Lake Titicaca! The world's highest lake navigable to large vessels, lying at 12,500 feet above sea level in the Andes Mountains of South America, astride the border between Peru to the west and Bolivia to the east" Jimmy said, much more surprised, thinking that Beavis was from there.
"Are you threatening me?!" Beavis asked quickly and angry.
Butthead was only making nervous laughs.
"Threatening you? That's logically impossible. Unless--" Jimmy said, but he was suddenly interrupted by Beavis.
"Good! Because I need more paper for my mighty bunhole...HEH...HEH... Bunholio! HEH...HEH...HEH..." Beavis said as he started to walk in circles.
"Shut up, Beavis! HUH..." Butthead said as he smacked Beavis in the face.
"AAAACK!" Beavis shouted, painfully. "Thanks... HEH...HEH... I guess... HEH...HEH...".
Jimmy started to have a headache.
"Ok..." he said as he rubbed his forehead, taking another deep breath. "I think I can find another way. I thought I would never have to use it again, after what happened with my friend Sheen. But you guys don't give me another choice. I'll have to use the Brain Drain Helmet and turn it to the Brain Gain Helmet".
"Huhh... can you repeat the last part? HUH...HUH...HUH..." Butthead asked.
"Yeah... HEH...HEH... and the endy part two... HEH...HEH..." Beavis said.
Jimmy sighed as he covered his face with his hands.
- CHAPTER 18 - "Talk to the idiot"
The class was closely over. Jimmy was exhausted, but happy, in a certain kind of way. He made all his class learn things like math. That included Beavis and Butthead, for surprise of everyone. Now that they learned that 2 plus 2 equaled to 4, of course. That was a real progress.
"Beavis and Butthead, can I see you two after the class?" Jimmy asked to the boys.
"Huhh... No? HUH...HUH..HUH..." Butthead said.
"I'll take that like a yes" Jimmy said.
"HEH...HEH...HEH... But... we have to go to watch TV..." Beavis said as an excuse.
"Ok..." Jimmy said as he took a deep breath. "Man! This guys are worse than Carl and Sheen. Mmmmh....I know!" he thought. "I'll tell you what! You can go to your homes and watch TV, but first, you'll have to see me after class" he said.
"Huhh... Ok... HUH...HUH..." Butthead said. "Dumbass... HUH...HUH..." he whispered. "You see, Beavis? HUH...He's more dumb than we... HUH...HUH... we got him eating on our own hands...HUH..." he said to Beavis.
"Yeah, HEH...HEH...HEH..." Beavis said, blowing up his nose. Then, he made a pause, his finger still in his nose. "Hey, Butthead! HEH...HEH... Did he said we had to meet him after class first?" he asked to Butthead.
"Huhh... oh, yeah! HUH...HUH..." Butthead said.
Both made a pause as they realized.
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" both screamed.
After the class, Beavis and Butthead stayed with Jimmy.
"Guys, I'm not trying to offend you, but, have you ever noticed that you two are the worst students in class?" Jimmy asked.
"Huhh... No? HUH...HUH..." Butthead replied.
"Have you ever tried to make some effort? Like, paying more attention, not to the TV, of course?" Jimmy asked.
"The TV rules! HEH...HEH... It's our whole lives! HEH...HEH..." Beavis said.
"Look, what if I can make you smart? Or at least normal?" Jimmy suggested. "You two look like drool monkeys, from where I see it".
"Really? HEH...HEH... Can you make us more smart?" Beavis asked, excited.
"Cool! HUH...HUH..." Butthead said.
"Sure. Just take this pills with you. I'll make sure that Principal McVicker know that you two are carriying it" Jimmy said, giving the bottles of pills to Beavis and Butthead.
"Huhh... Professor? HUH...HUH... I'm not sure this is a good idea...HUH..." Butthead said.
"What? Why?" Jimmy asked.
Just as he said that, Beavis had opened the bottle of pills and swallowed one, then two, then all what he could. He startled, then rolled his head back and forth quickly, and then he started to mumble things in a strange language. Jimmy couldn't believe his eyes as he opened them wide. Beavis behavior was making him astonished. When Beavis finished his mini-show, his head was covered by his shirt.
"MUAHAHAHA....!!" he shouted. "I'm Cornholio! HEH...HEH...HEH... And I need TV for my bunhole! HEH...HEH...".
"What did he say? That he was Cornholio? Is that kind of mexican or something?" Jimmy asked, more surprised, looking at Beavis roll his head back and forth quickly again.
"I come from Late Titicaca... HEH...HEH...HEH... Titicaca..." Beavis said.
"Oh, Lake Titicaca! The world's highest lake navigable to large vessels, lying at 12,500 feet above sea level in the Andes Mountains of South America, astride the border between Peru to the west and Bolivia to the east" Jimmy said, much more surprised, thinking that Beavis was from there.
"Are you threatening me?!" Beavis asked quickly and angry.
Butthead was only making nervous laughs.
"Threatening you? That's logically impossible. Unless--" Jimmy said, but he was suddenly interrupted by Beavis.
"Good! Because I need more paper for my mighty bunhole...HEH...HEH... Bunholio! HEH...HEH...HEH..." Beavis said as he started to walk in circles.
"Shut up, Beavis! HUH..." Butthead said as he smacked Beavis in the face.
"AAAACK!" Beavis shouted, painfully. "Thanks... HEH...HEH... I guess... HEH...HEH...".
Jimmy started to have a headache.
"Ok..." he said as he rubbed his forehead, taking another deep breath. "I think I can find another way. I thought I would never have to use it again, after what happened with my friend Sheen. But you guys don't give me another choice. I'll have to use the Brain Drain Helmet and turn it to the Brain Gain Helmet".
"Huhh... can you repeat the last part? HUH...HUH...HUH..." Butthead asked.
"Yeah... HEH...HEH... and the endy part two... HEH...HEH..." Beavis said.
Jimmy sighed as he covered his face with his hands.