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Magic Bunny Dance
Chapter 4 continued.
"No! I want to know right now. Where do babies come from?" Fox demands.
Not seeing any way out of this Wufei says the first thing that comes to mind. "Eggs?"
Somewhat pacified, Fox responds, "What eggs?"
"Uh, magic rabbit eggs." Wufei said. He suddenly wished that Heero had not given Duo the medication.
"Really?" Fox asks, smiling sweetly at Wufei from across the table.
"Er, yeah . . . you see . . . uh . . . when a mommy and a daddy wants to have a baby they . . . uh, um. . .do the 'bunny dance' " Wufei said haltingly.
"The bunny dance?" Heero questioned, raising an eyebrow.
Turning to Heero, Wufei hissed, "Shut up! If you don't like how I'm explaining you do it."
Quickly turning away Heero returned to his meal quietly.
"Yes, they do the 'bunny dance' to . . .honor the great and all powerful magic bunny king." Quatra, who was sitting to the left of Fox, said. He couldn't help it, he just had to put in his two bits. Wufei glared with extreme dislike, hate is such a cruel word, at Quatra.
"So, then what?" Fox asked, he loved playing the act of an innocent child.
"Uh. . .well, they have to do the 'bunny dance' at the right time, the right way and on the right day. Or else it will be all wrong and they'll have to do it again." Wufei said, trying to salvage the situation.
"What does the bunny dance look like?" Fox asked. Quatra starts coughing. Trowa, who was sitting to the right of Quatra, asked if he was alright.
"You'll find out when you are older." Wufei said.
"Why?"
"Because . . . well, just because." Wufei said, he was running out of ideas.
"Oh, then what?"
"Er, well . . . If the mommy and Daddy get it right then . . . um . . . the Magic Bunny King will send . . . a messenger stork with the egg to the mommy and daddy. Then the mommy hatches the egg and you get a baby." Wufei sighed with relief Glad that's over with. he thought.
Smirking Fox giggles and says, "Oh . . . he he he. It's okay if you don't know where babies come from, all you had to do was say so." All the adults stare at Fox. Fox grinned at them. "Everyone knows that babies come from cabbage patches." Fox gets up and goes to bed, leaving five completely confused, and one heavily medicated, adults sitting at the table. After a few minutes of silence Jessica says, "Well, that was odd and embarrassing
Chapter 5
The next morning Wufei and Duo took the children out to play in the park. Really they were using the children as cover so the could they could spy on what they believe was an OZ weapons distributing base that was not 200 yards for the park. The kids had their uses.
Anyway, Fox is found sitting on a bench reading a book when he heard a shout from wufei, "Duo Maxwell! I can't believe you, . . . Dammit. . . Get back here," Duo goes racing by with wufei in hot pursuit. Wufei reaches out and grabs the end of Duo's braid. Smirking Wufei stops running and jerks duo backwards, putting his leg behind Duo to ensure he trips, Wufei easily and quickly maneuvers Duo into a laying position on the bench.
"Ow!" Duo's arms cartwheeled as he tries, miserably, to regain his balance. Wufei pinned his victims arms and sat on him, one leg on either side.
"Sorry to disturb you Fox," Wufei looked at Fox then back to his victim and grinned evilly.
"What do you have to say for yourself now Maxwell?" he asked.
Looking passed Wufei's head Duo responds. "Look treasure from the sky." Wufei looks up.
At the same time Fox, who was completely ignoring Duo and Wufei's antics, read this passage in his book, " . . . and a substance appears . . ." these being the last four words on the page, Fox was unable to turn said page and read on because he notices a white pasty 'substance appear' on Duo's face. Any closer and it would have landed on poor Wufei.
Looking sadly up at the sky Duo, in all seriousness, rhymes, "Birdie, Birdie in the sky, Why'd you do that in my eye?"
"That's gross, go wash your face Maxwell." Wufei gets off of Duo and walks away in disgust.
Suddenly Fox starts to laugh, he laughs so hard that he falls off the bench and starts rolling on the ground.
"What's so funny Fox" Duo asks curiously as sits up and wipes the 'substance' that 'appeared' off his face.
"I was reading 'a substance appears, ha ha ha, and (snicker) a substance appeared (giggle) on your face! Ha ha ha ha." Fox managed to gasp out between bouts of laughter.
Sighing Duo rolled his eyes and went in search of Wufei, once found they both completed their mission. Wufei took Fox and went back to the safe house, while Duo hopped on a plane (literally) to meet up with Heero for emergency back up on a mission.
Chapter 6
six days later
It was a quiet day on L2 after their mission. So, they had decided to relax a little before they went back to the main safe house the next morning. Heero was reclining on the couch with a good book while Duo was in the shower. It was about noon time when the door bell rang. Heero look up from is book, and the list he was making, to glare at the door willing the person to go way. The doorbell rang again and Duo yelled, "Heero could you see to the person at the door?"
Now, normally Heero would have done this, but he was feeling especially annoyed to day. So, he yelled back, "Get the door yourself." Duo did exactly that.
Sigh, Duo clambered out of the shower, "making me get the door, I'm in the shower! . . . No respect . . . Big Meany." He grumbled as he walked to the door. Opening it Duo smiled at the nun "hello, how may I help you?" he said politely.
"Good Day-ay, um, I uh, donate,er ,I, Come um" the nun blushed a deep shad of red and just couldn't seem to finish her sentence.
"What's wrong?" Duo asked tipping his head to the side curiously. Looking up Heero pulled out his gun and shot at the nun's head, missing purposely because he know Duo would be angry if he killed a nun. Screaming the nun ran away as Heero walked up behind Duo and wrapped his arms around Duo's waist.
"MINE!" Heero growled at the retreating nun's back.
Turning to Heero Duo glared at him, "that was rude and uncalled for. How could you do that to such a kind young nun?" Duo did an about face and stomp through the livingroom, bedroom, and into the bathroom to finish his shower before the warm water turned cold.
About 15seconds later
The door slammed open and in walk a very upset nun. This nun was much older than the one before, but this was no ordinary nun. This nun knows Duo personally and she was not very happy. Mrs. Nun, as we will call her, marched directly through the livingroom, bedroom, and into the bathroom. Without so much as batting an eye lash Mrs. Nun ripped the shower curtain open reach in and grab Duo by the hair and dragged him out of the shower. Glaring at Duo she starts to yell, "how dare you Indecently expose your male body parts to a celibate nun! She is. . . Blah Blah"
Duo tunes the nun out as he starts to get dress. Once dress Duo walks out of the house down the front lawn and towards a blue van parked on the side of the road. Knocking on the side of the van Duo shifted nervously as he waited for them to open the door. It finally did.
Mrs. Nun stood tapping her foot on the ground as she glared at Duo waiting for him to apologize.
"I'm really sorry for answering the door with out any clothes on please forgive me. I wasn't thinking." Duo looked down at the ground sadly.
"It is alright deary, just make sure you are dressed every time you answer the door okay?" The young nun said kindly.
"Yes, I'll do my best to remember. Bye." with that said Duo went back up to the house so he could finish his shower.
Heero, who had been watching all of this happen with a shocked expression on his face, asked Duo, "Who was that?"
In which Duo responds, "an old friend."
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