Embarrassing Moments For The Cursed And Friends

Chapter Two: Yuki and the Manly Problems

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket and never will. Although I wouldn't mind.................

Yuki gets a visitor that can be as humiliating as Tohru's Aunt.

Yuki gets up and realizes his PJ's are a little wet. He sits up confused and looks down. Yes that's right. Teenage hormones invaded his no-longer-dry, dreams. Poor Yuki. He got up and quickly got dressed. He took the sheets and ran down the stairs with them. Bumping into a dusting Tohru on the way.

"Oh Yuki, I didn't see you. I'm sorry." She replied. "Oh do you want me to wash those for you?" She questioned getting a glimpse of the sheets in his hand.

"Oh, no that's quite alright Miss Honda. I can do it myself."

He hurried past a confused Tohru and into the washroom. He put the sheets in and turned the water on. After that he walked out and sat down to breakfast. He ate heartily and forgot all about the morning's activities.

"Come on you damn rat. We're going to be late." Kyo called to Yuki as they walked to school.

"Shut up, stupid cat." He replied.

When they got to school fan girls surrounded him. They flocked him and started badgering him about the trip to the beach they were taking tomorrow, (It was Friday). School trip and all. He just said he might go.

"Alright class. As you know tomorrow we are going to the beach and we will be riding a charter bus since it is 3 hours away. You need to be here at 6 so we can get going early."

"Yuki groaned inwardly. He hated mornings. He sat and paid attention to the teacher as she droned on about some stupid thing for math.

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Yuki wakes up t a slight dampness that seemed oh too familiar. He groaned and recalled his dream. To say the least it had a very shortly dressed Tohru in it.

"Why does this keep happening to me? Why not that damn cat?" he asked himself gathering his sheets up. He took them to the washer and began the spin cycle.

He ate breakfast and put on his swim trunks and a shirt. He came out of his room to find a Tohru in shorts and a tank top. Kyo was wearing his swim trunks and a wife-beater. Shigure was also wearing swim trunks and a shirt.

"Shigure, why are you wearing a bathing suit?" Yuki asked confused.

"Oh, why I am one of the chaperone's." He replied casually.

"Oh god." Yuki replied and stepped out the door.

They all walked to school and saw Momiji, Haru, Hana, Uo and Hatori. They were all wearing bathing suits. Hatori was Shigure's chaperone. Yuki groaned and got on the bus. This was not his day.

They drove forever and the bus ride seems best not mentioned. It was a little, well, let's just say that Shigure and a bus full of high school girls who think he's cute do not bode well. Poor, poor Yuki, all alone, sort of.

"So ready to spend some time in the sun?" Tohru asked when they got off the bus.

"Yeah. I guess." Yuki replied knowing his fan girls would not leave the alone.

"You don't sound very happy. Is there something wrong with Yuki-kun?" Tohru asked worried.

"No nothing is wrong." HE said with a slight smile.

They walked over to Hana, Uo and Kyo. Everyone set up their blankets and then it was time to take off the clothes and reveal their bathing suits. Kyo took off his shirt and just threw it in his gym bag. Uo undid her sarong and placed it neatly in her beach bag. She striped off her shirt and put that in her bag as well. Her almost tan body shone threw her two-piece and her slightly toned limbs glimmered and all men stopped to stare for a few seconds. She glared and they retreated. Hana rolled her eyes and peeled off her overdress, which was black, and revealed a tankini, also black. Yuki winced and took off his shirt to reveal abs and a nice set of biceps. His light blue shorts matched his pale skin almost perfectly. Fan girls all over had to hold each other back so they wouldn't hurt him. His body, to them, was dazzling. He grinned inwardly when Tohru looked at him and he looked back. She was still in her clothes.

"Come on Tohru, I want to swim." Uo said to her.

"Oh right. Just a second." She called over her shoulder. She seemed no to want everyone to see her in her suit.

"Is Tohru feeling self conscious?" Hana asked stepping up to her.

"A little." She admitted blushing.

"It's alright Tohru. No one will care. Everyone doesn't like being seen in a bathing suit.

"Okay." She replied and gingerly stepped out of her clothes. Her bathing suit was a two-piece. The top was shaped like a sports bra and it was purple with a white stripe under the arm. The bottoms were bikini shaped, but they weren't tie. The bottoms were purple and had a white stripe on the hips. Like what Nike does. Her skin was a little pale, wasn't like Yuki's or Hana's.

"Alright! Now let's get going." Uo yelled already racing to the water.

"Coming!" Tohru yelled. She didn't notice al Sohma's watching her running towards the water.

Shigure was amazed at how his little flower could look so good in such a small out fit. Hatori had to do a double take when she stripped. Then he felt dirty and embarrassed. He shook his head and looked over at the rabbit and cow. Haru was a little stunned, but he hid it well. Momiji was jubilant as ever now that she was getting into the water. Kyo looked at her wide-eyed and he got a faint blush in his cheeks. He just couldn't take his eyes off her. She looked, good.

From the moment she started to get undressed Yuki could feel a bubbling sensation in his stomach. He couldn't help but feel nervous. Once she was finally undressed he felt a slight rush. Yep you guess it. He had a slight bulge below the equator. If ya know what I mean. And to add to his embarrassment, he was surrounded by people. Not just any people, but ones he knew. He had an erection and he was surrounded by kids he knew. It was bad. He made a break for the water and went in up to his chest.

"Yuki are sure you're okay?" Tohru asked feeling a little bad for him.

"Yeah I'm fine." He sweat dropped when he saw her. Another sensation passed him. "Could you get Hatori? Please?" He pleaded.

"Sure." She cried and ran out of the water to go get the doctor.

"Hatori, Yuki needs your help."

"Is he alright? Is his breathing ragged?" The over excitable doctor stood up and striped his shirt off and ran towards the water.

If you think the reaction for Yuki striping was funny wait till I explain this. Every head turned. Even the straight guys had different ideas about sexuality after they saw Hatori. His strong muscled chest was good looking, but his biceps and naturally good-looking features drove everyone mad. There was to be a new fan club soon.

"Yuki are you alright? Tohru said you needed my help." Hatori swam up to Yuki afraid for the worst.

"Um...Hatori... I have a slight... problem." He finished a blush growing on his cheeks.

"Well my dear cousin. Don't worry about a thing. Doctor Shigure is on the case." Shigure had followed Hatori when he heard his younger cousin was in trouble.

"I uh, well, I need...help" He winced at telling Shigure, but he needed someone. Tohru couldn't see him like this. Let alone Kyo. "I have um and..." He just couldn't finish.

It took a moment for the doctor and the pretend doctor to grasp the problem. When they did Shigure burst out laughing and Hatori tried miserably to suppress a grin. He laughed a little.

"Oh. That kind of problem. Well I'm sorry, I can't help you there." Hatori said still laughing a little.

"Are you sure? There's nothing you can do?" Yuki pressed further.

"Well we could cut it off.." Shigure suggested.

"Are you nuts?" Yuki yelled.

"Shigure you're not helping." Hatori replied.

"I'll take that as a no." He said grumpily.

"All you can do is wait it out."

"How long will it last?"

"Depends on what it wants." Hatori felt a little weird talking about "it".

"How did you get this problem?" Shigure inquired.

"Ah..." Yuki turned red.

"Oh, why my little flower set this off. How could she-"Shigure was whacked over the head.

"..." Yuki couldn't say it.

"I bet I now know why you're sheets have been washed everyday for the past couplae now too..." Shigure said trailing off.

"Yuki, what's he talking about?" Hatori pressed.

"Uh, nothing."

"He has been having a few wet nights." Shigure continued.

"Yuki?" Tohru asked coming up. "Are you alright? Maybe you should get out of the water and lie down."

"No I'm fine. I just needed to ask Hatori about a slight cramping I have."

"Maybe I should massage it for you."

The two older Sohma's burst out laughing. Yuki just wanted to drop in a hole and die.

"I don't think it's that kind of cramp." Hatori said laughing.

"Okay. If you need anything just let me know." She flounced back over to a game of Marco polo her friends and her stared.

"Oh god. I'm dead." Yuki groaned.

"Well you could just ask her if you do need it massaged." Shigure laughed.

"This is NOT funny." He practically yelled.

"Alright. Fine. Come on Hatori. He doesn't wasn't our help." Shigure walked away. Hatori thought for a second then got back out of the water.

Yuki was screwed. He couldn't do anything. He needed a male to help him. He was not going to call his brother and Haru might just kill him. Shigure and Hatori hadn't helped. Momiji would just laugh and go tell Tohru. That left Kyo. He hadn't sunk that low had he?

"Kyo! Can you come here?" Yuki called.

"What?" He called back annoyed.

"Just come here."

"Alright."

He came over and stared at the rat.

"I have a problem." He said and flicked his eyes downward.

"No way. Ha ha ha, that's just funny." He laughed.

"Yeah, for you. I need someone to hang with. Shigure and Hatori didn't help."

"Alright."

"Don't mention this ever."

"Alright."

"Promise?"

"Maybe."

"KYO!"

"Alright."

So they sat and waited in the water. Okay they didn't sit, but they waited in the water for Yuki's "friend" to go away. It took a long time. When it was done he went over and joined Tohru, but then she just had to ask.

"Is your cramp feeling better?" She looked worried.

"Yuki turned a nice shade of crimson and muttered, "Yes."

Kyo stared confused for a second and then burst out laughing.

"Did you massage? I know that always works."

Yuki was getting redder by the minute. Kyo couldn't breath he was laughing so hard.

"No I didn't massage it. It just...went away." He mumbled again.

"Oh good." She replied happily. "Do you want to play Marco polo?"

"Sure." He caught right on to the game.

And all was forgotten. Until Tohru was picked up and thrown into the water. Her entire goddess body was ripped from the water and it was wet. Kinda that wet sexy look from bay watch. Then "IT" came back. Unfortunately everyone who was playing saw.

Yuki will never forget this class field trip.