Embarrassing Moments for the Cursed and Friends
Kyo and Rubber
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket and I never hope to, well, maybe a girl can hope.
Kyo goes shopping with Shigure. What happens when the products Shigure want are a ?
"Oh Kyo! Will you go shopping with me? I wanted to do Tohru a favor and help out around the house." Shigure called strolling into the room.
"Why can't you get that damn rat to go shopping with you? He would be better at it." Kyo called back.
"Oh Kyokinchi, I'm hurt. Do you not want to spend time with your dear older cousin who puts a roof over your head?" Shigure whined. "Although if it's too much trouble I guess I can just ask Tohru to do the shopping as usual. Although I feel a bit bad giving her extra work, what with exams coming up and all." Shigure finished hitting the spot.
"Fine, fine I'll go. Baka Inu." Kyo mumbled getting up. "I still don't see why you can't get Yuki to do this."
"The dear prince is going to pick Tohru up at work soon and I want the shopping done by then." Shigure commented calmly putting on his shoes.
"Right." Kyo said putting on his shoes.
So they were off. The cat and the dog. Fun combination is it not? Well, when you go shopping with Shigure, you just know things are bound to get.............. Dare I say it interesting.
Entering the store Shigure pulls out a list Tohru had "careless" left on the table. He squinted at her neat tiny handwriting. He pulls the paper up close before recognition dawned on his face. He grabbed a cart and whisked Kyo away to the fruit isle. He picked up bananas, peaches, pears, plums and lots of other stuff. Next was vegetables. Onions, carrots, lettuce, cabbage-
"-Leeks," Shigure grumbled to himself as he threw it in the basket.
"LEEKS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO KILL ME?" Kyo shouted when he heard Shigure.
"It's on the list. I'm just getting what our dear little flower wants." Shigure said as if it was obvious.
"You liar." Kyo muttered annoyed.
They continued down the isles in silence and just throwing stuff in the cart. Suddenly Shigure stopped and grinned. It was the last item on the list. It was................Tampons.
"Hey Kyo, will get the last item. I need to get a few things my self." Shigure scrambled off before Kyo could object.
"Baka Inu." Kyo said looking at the list. "Tampons...........tampons. Now where have I heard of that?" He wondered aloud.
He shrugged and looked for them. He walked down the right isle and looked at the wrong shelf. Picked up the wrong item and bought it. When the clerk saw it, she looked at Kyo and made a disgusted face. She muttered something along the lines of ........."Kids". She rang him up and he left. He found Shigure sitting on the bench waiting for him.
"Ready?" He asks casually when he sees Kyo.
"Yep." Kyo replies and starts home..............fast.
"Tohru! We're home! We did the shopping!" Kyo called.
"Oh no! I hope it wasn't any trouble. I could've done it!" Tohru panicked.
"It was no trouble at all, my dear little flower." Shigure said before getting whacked on the head.
Tohru forced a guilty smile and began to unpack the groceries. She got to the last bag and found what Kyo had bought. It wasn't Tampons. It wasn't even for girls. It was a box Her eyes were as big as half-dollars while she stood there staring at the box in her hand. Her face was slowly turning redder by the second. By the time Yuki had wondered into the kitchen it was a tomato.
"Miss Honda? Are you alright?" He asked seeing her face.
"Um, yes, I-I-I'm fine." She stuttered.
"What's that?" He asked seeing the box in her hand.
"U-u-um It's um, well, K-K-Kyo and Shigure went shopping for me and Kyo got the wrong.......thing." She stuttered.
"What'd he get you?" Yuki asked cautiously.
She couldn't say it so she held out the box.
"Uh............." Yuki took it from her and Shigure walked in.
"My, my, I can't tolerate this n my house." He said with a grin.
"Shigure. I did not get these. Kyo messed up and got Tohru these instead of.....what did he forget." Yuki asked.
"................." Tohru turned even redder. "Tampons. Well they do look alike. They're also in the same isle. I see how he can get confused."
Kyo walked in and saw Tohru holding Condoms Yuki holding the other side, and Shigure grinning from ear to ear.
"Why does Tohru have......................gulp Condoms?" Kyo asked confused.
"BECAUSE YOU GAVE THEM TO HER. BAKA NEKO." Yuki growled.
"I did? I thought I grabbed another gulp tamp-tampons." Kyo said looking down.
"Well, you missed." Yuki said again.
"Well I'm sorry." Kyo yelled and grabbed the box, or at least tried. When he got a hand on it, Hatori, Haru, Momiji and Kisa walked in. SO Kyo, Yuki and Tohru were holding a box of Condoms for the world to see. And see they did.
".............Yuki..............Kyo..................Tohru..................." Hatori said confused and not really wanting to know.
"Sissy? What's that?" Kisa piped up from the back round.
"Yuki?" Haru asked.
"Tohru?" Momiji said.
"Uh.........There is a really, really, good explanation for all of this." Tohru said, still not dropping the box. "Kyo picked this up instead of my...............product and well................"
"Say no more." Hatori said, stepping forward to grab the box. He slipped it n his coat and began to walk towards the table.
"Hatori, why do you need.....those?" Shigure said grinning.
"Sit down and enjoy my company Shigure, before I change my mind and leave."
"Alright." Shigure said sitting down.
"Dinner'll be ready soon." Tohru said and rushed for the kitchen.
"So, Kyo you messed up?" Haru said grinning. "Sure you weren't planning anything. I might have to tell Kagura if you were.' He said grinning.
Kyo turned red and stuttered some random objection be fore going to the roof.
"Poor, poor cat. Always being picked on." Shigure said shaking his head.
Hope y'all liked! I worked hard! Anyway, R&R and the next one'll be out sooner! You can also send me idea's. Don't worry I'll credit them to you too. I won't steal it. I'll borrow it.