Embarrassing Moments For The Cursed And Friends

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket and never ever, ever, ever will, dang.

Aura Black Chan, I kind of got this idea from you, but it's a bit different, so some credit goes to her.

Hatori is the family doctor, therefore he has, doctorly duties. They include explaining puberty. What will happen when he has to explain to Kisa when she gets "it" for the first time?

Hatori and his Twisted Tongue

Hatori was just sitting in his office ding his doctor stuff when the energetic bunny bounced in followed by Kisa. He looked up at the pair and raised an eyebrow.

"Hatori, Kisa wants to invite Tohru over for a sleepover on Saturday night. Can she? Please, please, please." Momiji whines.

"Please, I want sissy to come over and sleepover." Kisa said in her little girly way.

Hatori looked from the innocent face of Kisa to the energetic face of the rabbit. He sighed and thought. Would it be okay for Tohru to stay here? What if Akito finds out and objects. What would he do? Oh well, I can't deny them what they want. I'm afraid to make them cry. Would Momiji really cry?

"Alright, Tohru may stay here Saturday night." Hatori finally resolved.

"YAY!" The two younger Sohma's shouted.

"Hi. Is sissy there?" Kisa asked Shigure over the phone.

"Why yes she is. Wait one moment." He said before calling the brunette. "You have a phone call."

"Okay." She replied and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Sissy?"

"Kisa? Hi! How are you?"

"I'm good. I wanted to know if you could come for a sleepover on Saturday night."

"Hang on, let me ask." She put down the phone and ran over to the kitchen where everyone was sitting eating dinner, well, they were waiting to eat dinner.

"Shigure, is it alright if I sleepover at Kisa's Saturday night? She's on the phone."

Shigure's features darkened a tad and Yuki felt a jolt in his chest. He couldn't let her sleepover at the main house could he? Shigure was just about to answer when Yuki stepped in.

"At the main house?"

"Um... Yes. That's not a problem is it? I'm sure she could stay over here if it is." Tohru quickly said.

"I don't see a problem why you shouldn't spend the night with Kisa. At the main house OR here is fine." Shigure said looking over at Yuki.

"Great!"

Tohru ran back to the phone and told Kisa.

"I can come over and spend the night."

"Really? Great! See you Saturday sissy." Kisa said and hung up.

Tohru went back to the table.

(I know this is all Kisa/Tohru right now, but it IS Hatori's horrifying moment. In fact here he is now.)

Hatori was looking over his files and realized that Kisa hadn't started her period yet. He counted up her age and got 13. Why hadn't she started yet? Odd, oh well. Not his problem.................yet.

"I wonder when it'll happen? I can't believe I just meant that." He said shaking his head. "I'm getting to close to these kids."

"Yet, not close enough to ME!" Ayame cried running in.

"What do YOU want?" Hatori said feeling a headache coming on.

"Well, I was just feeling sick this morning and I wondered who could make me feel better. Who better then a doctor and a friend, right?"

"Oh god." He said rolling his eyes.

"What?" Ayame said pouting.

"What's wrong?"

"I don't feel good."

"Well, I got that. How don't you feel well?"

"My head and tummy hurt."

Hatori raised an eyebrow and went over to feel Ayame's head. Sure enough there was a slight fever. He shook his head at his misfortune and went over to his medicine cabinet. He pulled out a cold medicine and gave it to the snake.

"Take one of these every two hours and you'll feel better."

"Why my dear Tori-san, are you trying to get rid of me?"

"Yes. Now get out."

"Alright. Whatever Tori-san wants I shall give him."

(Fast forward to Saturday.)

Tohru arrives and Hatori opens the door. He ushers over to his house and opens the door.

"Hatori, why am I here? I thought I was spending the night with Kisa." A worried Tohru said.

"You are. At my house."

"Oh, okay." She said brightening up.

"Sissy!"

"Tohru!"

"Hey guys!"

They all went inside leaving Hatori outside his own home. He shook his head and walked in. he set about doing his work again.

He fell asleep, only to be awakened by a large scream and a "OH MY GOD! KISA'S DYING!"

He jerked up and ran towards the room where Momiji was screaming Kisa was standing with tears in her eyes and a large blood on her bed. Tohru was nowhere to be seen.

"What happened!" Hatori demanded, rounding on Momiji.

"Kisa stood up and I saw her blood on the bed and I think she's dying." He said tears coursing down his face now.

"Kisa, does it hurt?" Hatori asked getting an idea of what it might be.

"No."

"Okay, then she's not dying. I know exactly what's wrong." And now I have to explain it to her.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. Kisa just started her.........period." He finished wincing.

"Her what?" Momiji asked confused.

"Never mind Momiji. Why don't you go back to your house and I'll help Kisa feel better." Sorta.

He looked upset, but left just the same. Hatori went into his office and grabbed Kisa a pad and handed it to her.

"What do I do with it?" She asked with big, round scared eyes.

His heart almost stopped. He now had to explain what to do with the pad? Great, this is gonna be fun. Where was Tohru when you needed her? Oh well, if he can do this for the other members he can do this for her. He hoped.

"You put it in your underwear like this." He grabbed a pair of hers of the pile of laundry and showed her.

He proceeded to explain all of this, which I will spare you, because I'm not sure you really want to hear it all. When he was done she looked as though she might cry. He felt his heart sink and asked why god was so cruel. She was only young. Then again that was hen it happened to young girls. Again he wished for Tohru. Or at least Kisa's mother.

"It's alright Kisa. You'll be fine. It only happens once a month." He said pulling her into a hug. She sat there sobbing into his shirt and he heard the door open to a stunned Shigure and Ayame. They looked at him and grinned.

Why me? I just wanted to get through this without incident. Why do they always show up when not needed?

"My dear Tori-san, you are so good at female organs." Ayame said grinning.

"Kisa, why don't you go find Tohru and tell her the news." Hatori said pulling away room Kisa.

"Okay." She said still in tears.

"Will you two just shut up? It's no big deal." Hatori sighed. "It's part of being a doctor."

"Hey did you know that the male seahorse carries the baby. Does that mean you get periods?" Shigure asked getting into a playful state.

"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!!!!" He screamed at the dog turning red, and I mean bright red.

"Oh Tori-san is blushing! Tori-san is blushing! Then it must be true!" Ayame screamed prancing around the room.

"I do not get PERIODS!" He screamed as the door opened. Tohru, Kisa, Yuki, Kyo, Momiji, Haru and a servant walked in. Hatori's eyes got big and he almost cried.

"Um..................."

He stood there red as a ripe tomato ad wishing he could die. Now everyone was going to think he was a girl. Hee hee hee hee, poor poor Ha'ri. He shook his head and walked out. Leaving a very confused gathering of people.

"Why me?" HE asked when he got to his room.

A knock sounded on the door and in walked a blushing Tohru.

"Hatori? I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it." She said standing just inside the door.

"Huh?" Talk? No one ever cared about HIM before. She always knew just what to say.

So they talked and he felt a lot better afterward. Then she laughed and he blushed again.

"I'm sorry, Hatori, but it's just so funny!" She said between giggles.

"I guess it is." He said laughing too.

"My my, what is this?" Shigure said coming to the door.