(Disclaimer- One does tend to get tired of disclaiming chapter after chapter, so...erms... Fairly OddParents is Butch Hartman's WORK OF ART. Go Butch, Go Butch, Go Butch...)

(Author's Note- Ha! Another chapter! Aren't you all excited? ::: Awkward pause::: Well, let's all just say that you all are...and...uh..let's move on, shall we?

CrazyFairy- "Oh no, a cliffhanger! I just woke up! I live on this website, ah! It's the perfect place to go when you don't want to do your homework, which is, always, hence living here :D I didn't realize that Cosmo and Wanda had a kid, too! That's funny! I really do wonder why they don't have kids on the show, it seems so right that they should!  I like Cosmo's line about King Charming. And that line about "no this isn't an ax its just a really big wand!" LOL.Well I hope those two fairies-er, faeries aren't too bad! You know what the princess thing kinda reminds me of, now that I think of it, haven't thought of this since I was like 5 but, you know that movie "Fern Gully" with the fairies, Christa, Pips, that human Zack she shrinks by mistake? (Bless your eyes with magic light I give the gift of Fairy size--oops I mean sight!" lol, a lot of people metion the cliffhangers. Yup, they have a kid, I mentioned it in my first story. Lol, i'm suprised people like the lines i put in my stories. That's so sweet, or should i say "sweaty" ? ;-) (from a previous chapter) OH! BTW, from a previous review you gave from a diff story...yes,  i still do read reviews, even from finished stories.

faeriefan- "DARN YOU AND YOUR GOOD CLIFF-HANGERS! Aw geesh, I'm going to have a heart attack soon at this rate. lol. jk. This chapter was, as always, hilarioius, well described, and uh, did I mention hilarious? lol. PLease continue soon!(choking)" lol, what can i say? Cliffhangers always leave them back for more. ;-) Lol, you think my shtuffs are hillarious??? Oh gosh, my reviewers, so nice. lol.

boopboopbedoop- "BRILLIANT! I just love your story. I think it would be cool if one of the faeries was a Simon Cowell-esque guy. Keep writing." Thank you!!!! Lol, you'll have to see. :-p it's your opinion, but personally i don't think any of them are a Simon Cowell repeat.

A.Nonymous- "Good chapter. I'm guessing that one of the two who arrived is Mama Cosma. As for the other one, I have NO idea. I'll await the next chapter." Thank you!! Lol, if Mama Cosma came...oh gawsh... but naw, you'll have to see...here...right now... :::nods:::

Sara and her Pinkys- "Yep, I'm Pinkys1985! Darn those cliffhangers!" Yay!! I KNEW IT!! :::evil laughter::: yesh, the cliffhangers, truly evil, but they're just like me!!! :::more evil laughter:::

lucyrocks73- "Great story! I'm adding you to my fave author's list. Also, I'm looking for reviewers for my story "Underneath This Smile." Than k you!!! Aww, thank you, again.  )

Chapter Four: The Test

"No!" Cosmo and Wanda shouted.

One fairy was wearing a magenta tuxedo-like shirt with a diaper, angel wings unlike most other faeries, and flipped purple hair. The other fairy was of a much larger size, with a green-army tank, beige cargo pants, and a long staff almost as big as the fairy himself. Who else were the faeries, but Cupid and Jorgen Van Strangle themselves.

"I am shocked, beyond my own belief. I cannot believe that Princess Wanda herself is actually the Wanda I put through level 13 probation...and 14. You changed yourself so much, Princess Wanda," Jorgen bowed to the pink-haired fairy. Wow, I've never heard Jorgen talk and act like that before. Wanda thought.

"Yes, and it's hard to believe that you, in all of your royal standards, married Cosmo...that bumbling imbecile." He shifted his eyes toward Cosmo.

"Is that a good thing?" Cosmo asked.

"Well, I love Cosmo...and we're married...we've been married for about 10,000 years..."Wanda said, "so why do we need to go through you two, when everyone obviously knows Cosmo and I are married. I already have a spouse, and even a teenage daughter."

"Ooooooo, you two have a CHILD, huh? This will make things interesting." Cupid said and waved his wand.

Suddenly, another fairy poofed in front of Cosmo and Wanda. It was Venus, their child, their beloved, and their cherished little cookie-muffin. She looked at her surroundings and rolled her eyes.

"Whatever daddy did to get himself in this mess," She turned to the judge, "he didn't mean it, he's just an imbecile."

"There's the word again!" Cosmo blurted.

"Actually, it's not bad, in retrospect to some. I'm becoming Queen of Fairy World, cookie-muffin." Wanda said.

"O-hoo-hoo-kay! Mommy, don't forget to take the crazy pills!" Venus exclaimed.

"She's serious, young teenage fairy," The judge said, "she is, indeed, becoming Queen, Cosmo is becoming King, and you're becoming Princess ...if Cosmo and Wanda pass Cupid's and Jorgen's test, that is."

"Ohmigosh! Why didn't you just say so?!" Venus squeaked, "We're gonna be RICH! And FAMOUS! Ohmigosh, I have to tell everyone about this! Ohmigosh, I hope you two pass the test and don't look like total morons if you fail it! It's okay for me, my social status is high as it is. You guys, well, you will really need to pass this test!"

"Enough of this silly teenage blabbering!" Jorgen yelled, "We need all of you," Jorgen peered at Cosmo, Wanda, Tammy, Tommy, and Venus.

The two children and the young teen nodded. The gang slowly followed Jorgen into another room, but not the gray prison-like room they had once experienced before. It was a much larger and colorful room. Filled with pink heart-shaped balloons, magenta and red striped walls, and two podiums in the back of the room. Cosmo and Wanda floated to the podium, and sat themselves in the chairs.

"Now, Cupid and me have to-"

"'Cupid and I', Jorgen." Wanda corrected.

"Right...well, Cupid and I have to test you on your marriage status. A King must know his Queen very well," Jorgen said. "He must be diligent, intelligent, and most overall, SERIOUS ABOUT HIS ROYAL JOB."

"Noooooo!!" Tammy, Tommy, and Venus yelled.

Cosmo frowned, and looked at his wife. She had a plain face, but gave him a crooked smile once he looked at her.

"Don't worry, Cosmo. If...you can't be my King...then I won't become Queen...I wouldn't want to have any other King but you." Wanda assured. She thought about what she said for a couple of moments. Did she really want to become Queen, or was she just trapped within her own forced duty? If Cosmo did pass the test, what next? She'd become Queen, but what would happen to Tammy and Tommy? Wouldn't she be too busy to be their godparent? Wouldn't Cosmo as well be too busy to be their godparent? What would become of Venus, shouldn't she worry more about her studies than her royal title?

Wanda shook the thoughts out of her head. She wanted to tell herself everything would be fine, and she did. The problem was that she didn't truly believe it, and wanted to think everything thoroughly before deciding to be Queen. However, before she had a chance to start her thoughts, Jorgen and Cupid were already ready to test Cosmo and Wanda.

"Wanda!" Jorgen screamed, "First question! If Fairy World were being attacked, who would be the first faeries you would notify? The army, your mother, or a taco?"

"The army," Cosmo said, and everyone looked at him in shock. Cosmo had just made a sensible non-whimsical answer. "and THEN the taco." They rolled their eyes, and Cupid cleared his throat.

"Neeeeexxtt quesstionnn, fairy bachelor!" Cupid exclaimed.

"Ahem," Wanda said and pointed to herself, "Cosmo is married."

"Right, sorry, I'm so used to saying that." He ran his fingers through his purple hair. "What is your partner's favorite food? Also make sure to write your own favorite food under your answer."

The couple were handed whiteboards, one for each of them. They both scribbled what they thought their partner's food was.

"Time's up!" Cupid squeaked, and looked at Cosmo's white board. "Wanda, is it true, that your favorite food is...chocolate...?"

"Yes." Wanda said, and showed her board to Cupid. He floated over to the pink-haired fairy.

"Cosmo, is it true, that your favorite food is...a taco...?" Cupid asked.

"Yup!" He replied, and pulled a taco out of his pants.

These type of questions went on for a time that seemed like HOURS, but was truly only 30 minutes. Jorgen asked critical questions that had to do with their own safety, and the people of Fairy World's needs, safety, and desires. While Cupid asked questions that had to do with Cosmo's and Wanda's understanding of each other. When the questions were finally over, Jorgen and Cupid pushed the couple away from the podium. They ordered the three young ones to come to the podiums.

"What do you want us to do?" Tammy asked.

"We need to do something very important," Jorgen and Cupid said. They started approaching the three very slowly, and aimed their wands straight at Tommy.

(Author's Note- HAH! CLIFFHANGER!!! Man, I just love doing these...things...lol. I'm so evil. Anyways, before you start wondering, no...they won't kill Tommy. I wouldn't kill off main/important characters. Or would I?? :::mystery music plays::: I better stop talking, I might ruin things in the future. Or will I?? Okay, enough of this corny running gag. Oh yes, before I forget, I want to hug all of my WONDERFUL reviewers. Me 3s you all!

ALSO:

What will be in the next chapter:

What Jorgen and Cupid are going to do with the three "young ones."

If I tell you anything, it will ruin the next chappy.

AND MORE...)