(Disclaimer- All right, all right, I'll include the legal disclaimer. NOPE, I do NOT own Fairly OddParents. If I did, then...hmm...that would be very interesting...)

(Author's Note- w00ts, w00ts!! Another chappy from moi, exciting, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh??? ......YAH! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!! :-p

CrazyFairy- "Hey I'm so glad u updated! Awesome story! I really wish I could write a longer review but so much homework! Wa! I will next time I promise--but you know I loved it!"Aww, naw, don't worry about. KellyAnn understands! :::Nods::: Ugh,homework.I've only done my reading and science hw, i have to get to a spanish worksheet and a math project...>. I DON'T WANNA!!! :::kicks assignment pad full ofhomework directions::: This chapter, i wasn't too much of a fan of, the the next chapter kicks serious butt. I PROMISE YOU, the next chapter will kickserious butt. Oh yah, and, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faeriefan- "NO!(strangles cliffhanger) DON'T YOU DARE HURT TOMMY! AUGH!IM GOING TO GO NUTS IF I DON'T READ THE NEXT CHAPTER SOON!...and weird, but its kinda too late for that. lol. Aw please don't make me have to wait! I'm dropping to the floor right now and shaking the computer! Don't stop! Save my computer before it's so shaken up its broken! UPDATE! UPDATE!UPDATE!(okay I went from weird to phsyco to mean.lol-I got mood swings! Boo!)" Naw, i won't. as you can see from the first few sentences. I mean, ummm, hmmm,i sort of do, but he'll live. I wouldn't hurt cute little Tommy badly!!! Oh, yah, here's the "next" chapter. I hope you didn't break your computer, lol. :::winks::: And naaaawww!!! You review wasn't mean!! I get mood swings all the time, darn it PMS. >. umm...yah...me be quiet now. :::nods::: Enjoy!!! I think. This chapter, i wasn't too much of a fan of, the the next chapter kicks serious butt. I PROMISE YOU, the next chapter will kickserious butt.

A.Nonymous- "Another intresting addition to the story. I bet that deep down, Wanda doesn't REALLY want to become queen. I can't wait for the next chapter, but you take as long as you need to perfect it. Until next time." Aw, thank you. Actually, for this story, i typed it chapter by chapter before i submitted it, and...ummm...so everything was set and everything is pretty good. this chapter, i don't really like, i dunno, it's not as best, but the next chapter will be, in my opinon, AWESOME. :::Nods::: Thanks for reviewing, again!!!! )

Chapter Five: Insane in the Brain

Tommy wanted to escape from the wands' blasts, but it was too late. Jorgen's and Cupid's wands had zapped into his miniscule brain.

"Tommy!" Tammy yelled, trying to reach her brother, but was stopped by Jorgen.

"Puny human, your brother is FINE. We're just reaching into his brain," He said.

"Uh...excuse me?"

"We're reaching into his memory of Cosmo and Wanda."

All of them watched Tommy squirming like a worm. He was spazzing and jerking his body back and forth. He looked like Mr. Crocker whenever he heard fairy godparents. Tommy's hand grabbed the podium to control his body, and he soon fell to the floor.

"I thought you said he was fine!" Tammy screamed.

"He is. He'll be okay. That's just a natural reaction when magic reaches into your brain," Jorgen assured, "it's like when you're cold during winter and your teeth are chatterin'. You'll be FINE, but it is your body's natural reaction."

"So...what's gonna happen?" Tammy asked.

"We're going to see the most meaningful memories from Tommy's mind he had with Cosmo and Wanda."

Cupid suddenly pulled a string behind the two podiums, and a giant screen appeared. It showed a little movie with Cosmo, Wanda, and Tammy. They were watching it from Tommy's point of view.

"AND WEEEEEEEE'REEEE YOUR FAIRY ODD-uh, GOD PARENTS!!!" The Cosmo and Wanda on the screen shouted.

"I think I'm going insane...I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO INSANE!! I haven't even won that Nobel Peace Prize yet! Or gotten pimples! I WISH I HAD PIMPLES!" Said a younger Tammy.

Suddenly, the 9-year-old girl was zapped with red bumps on her face. Tommy started cackling at her sister in an even higher tone of voice that he had now. She frowned at the pink and green haired fairies.

"I take it back," muttered Tammy.

"Nah-uh...You have to wish for it," Said the faeries in unison.

"Ohhhh-kayyy...I wish I didn't have anymore pimples."

With that, the young girl was blemish-free. "YAY!"

The next miniature-movie didn't really show anything except for water on the floor. At least, it looked like water. It was actually tears from poor Tommy's eyes. The tears came down like water from a faucet.

"Aww, what's the matter Tommy boy?" asked Wanda, and she appeared on the screen.

"I can't do anything to impress Leah Rhymes...the prettiest, most popular, and coolest girl in school. She thinks I'm a dork," Said Tommy.

"I'm sure she'll find out you exist sometime," Said Cosmo.

"Thanks, Cosmo..." Murmured the troubled boy.

The two faeries sighed, and looked diligently at their godchild. They were hesitant at first, but they soon embraced Tommy. He made a soft puff with his breath, and fell asleep in their arms.

After that, the "movie" ended. Tammy was surprised Tommy thought of that as a significant memory. Tommy suddenly aroused from his unconsciousness, and sprang toward Tammy and Venus.

"What happened?" He asked.

"Everyone saw your most memorable moments with Cosmo and Wanda," Tammy replied, "and...I see that you're not as insensitive as you appear."

"Shut-up," He ordered, "I don't know what you're talking about."

She rolled her eyes, shook her head, and walked to Jorgen and Cupid. "You never told us why you wanted to see his memories."

"So we could see how Cosmoooo and Wandaaaa treat you all." Cupid declared, "If they treat you all sooooo terribly, then we wouldn't want them for a king and queen!"

"Correct, so we need to see Venus's memories!" Jorgen commented.

Venus turned her head to them and widened her bright blue eyes. A loud gulping sound came from her throat, and she pointed a trembling index finger to her face. "M-M-M-eee?"

"Yeah! Why not me?" Tammy asked and put her hands on her hips.

"'Cause we've seen enough silly human memories. We need to see something from a fairy's point of view," Jorgen snapped.

"You've only seen 2 memories!" Tammy said exasperatedly.

"Ohhhhh-kaaaaaaayyy, then, folks!" Cupid broke into the conversation. "Let's get a move on, and just zap that pretty head of her's."

"Wait! I'm not-" Before Venus could continue speaking, Cupid and Jorgen wands had blasted into her brain.

She took the blast easier than Tommy did. Venus just remained in a straight-up position, and fell to the floor. They all looked to the screen and saw Cosmo and Wanda again. It was from Venus's point of view.

"C'mon Venus! Fly to Daddy!" Said Cosmo.

"Gaaaa!" A baby Venus said excitedly.

"Don't worry, Venus, take your time ," Said Wanda.

"Mee-saa no know flyyyy!" Said Venus.

"She said 'no' two times!" Shouted Cosmo, "Two 'no's make a 'yes'! WEEEE!!" He grabbed his daughter, and threw her highly into the air.

"Cosmo! NO!" Cried Wanda worriedly. Wanda was unable to see her daughter, only a slight blue dot that resembled her blue diapers. She knew that Venus couldn't fly yet. She had to catch her daughter.

Wanda flew up into the air, higher, and higher. She felt her cheeks wobbling and eyes watering. She didn't realize she was going so fast.

"Venus!" She called, and stopped going any higher.

"Blah-hah! Goo-goo-glah!" Venus's tiny and cute voice echoed around Wanda, and she soon saw that Venus was circling around her. Her own daughter was flying.

The memory had ended, and the screen went black. Cupid pulled the screen back up, and looked at everyone.

"Cosmo and Wanda," Cupid said quietly.

"Y-y-y-yes?" The pink and green faeries stammered.

"YOU TWO ARE THE NEW KING AND QUEEN!"

Everyone in the room jumped for joy! They were shouting and cheering, and the judge and the rest of Fairy Court came into the room as well. Everyone was happy about the new King and Queen.

At least, Wanda thought, I think I'm happy about this...If I'm happy, then, shouldn't I be smilin' and cheerin' like everyone else? Maybe 'cause I feel as though Mom & Dad are the only ones who deserve to be King & Queen before their ruling is over... they only ruled for a 1,000 years...maybe...just maybe something isn't right about this.

(Author's Note- C'mon, isn't that last sentence a clue? "If not, let me be hit by a flying ice-cream truck...:::Hears ice-cream truck music::: AND LIVE!!!" Heh, little Spongebob quote there for ya's...ANYWAYS!!!! I 3 my reviewers, each and every one of you. I'm so happy you took the time to review.

ALSO:

What will be in the next chapter:

More thoughts of Wanda on this whole "ruling thing".

A very weird dream

A very interesting diary

A new character

A much longer and interesting chapter

AND MORE...)