(Disclaimer- Like, like, omg, it's true! I don't own Fairly OddParents!)
(Author's Note- Another chappy! Like w00ts w00ts! Okays...anyways...
CrazyFairy- great new chapter ! dude! lol i luv wanda's diary ! Aw, thank you. Lol,i like the last line of Wanda's diary...where she says she's not gonna meet cute boys, then she says she's kidding...yet she meets Cosmo anyway. XD ahh, the irony. the beggining of this chapter is really stupid, but oh well. XD.
Faeriefan- No way! This chapter wasn't stupid at all! I loved it! lol. I can't wait to hear what Wanda does, update soon(by the way, this was really long! HOw do you update in such a short time!?) Awww, thank you!! I think i mentioned this before, lol, but I actually type the whole story ahead of time before i start submitting chapter-by-chapter. it takes time, but in the end, i'm glad i took time with this. the beggining of this chapter is really stupid, but oh well. XD.
A.Nonymous- In response to your comment on my last review: No, I don't hack into computers. Heck, I don't even know HOW to. I'm starting to wonder whether it's Dana who's really behind this, or if it's Ray, or some other character. I honestly don't have a clue, but I still can't wait to find out. Was the "deep-red pigment" that was on the twins, by any chance, blood? If so, please make sure that they will recover. I'll be waiting the next chapter, whenever it should come. Later. You'll find out here. the beggining of this chapter is really stupid, but oh well. XD. )
Chapter Seven: A Confession
"Tammy! Tommy!" Wanda shrieked.
"What? They're just tomatoes." Tommy said coolly.
"Or toe-mah-toes," Cosmo chimed.
"Why do you have red-tomato-juice on you?" Wanda asked.
"Vickybot wanted us to make tomato-soup for her." Tammy said and rolled her eyes, "A whole gallon of tomato soup."
"Robots don't drink, eat," Wanda said, "or consume anything for that matter."
"She says she feeds it to her robo-dog, Robo-dog." Tommy commented, "Oh...wait...uhhhh."
"Say," Tammy said curiously, "what took you guys so long to get here? Tommy and I needed you, and it took you a while."
"Oh, guys," Wanda said apologetically, "if we had the choice, we could'vecame to you sooner!"
"Then why didn't you!" Tammy snapped.
"Because life is busy for us now, Tammy!" Wanda snapped back.
"Oh yeah? So busy you don't have time for us?" Tommy asked angrily.
There was a moment of silence between the four beings. Tommy, although a short-attention-spanned-whimsical-10-year-old, had a good point. Wanda and Cosmo stopped floating in the air, and sat themselves on the ground near their godchildren.
"There's something I need to confe-" Before Wanda could continue speaking, Vickbot had barged into the children's bedroom.
Wanda and Cosmo poofed into the empty fishbowl as goldfish. Vickybot's eye panel lit up a fire-engine red, and she flew over to the twins.
"Why aren't you kids WORKING?"
Tammy and Tommy shrugged, and slowly backed away from the vicious robot.
"Listen to me twerps," It beeped, "if you know what's good for you, you'll get your butts down to the living room, and pamper me! And make sure to wash your grimy hands and clothes, I do NOT want tomato sauce on me."
Tammy and Tommy sighed heavily, and looked towards their fairy godparents. They poofed into their regular fairy forms with an appearance of confusion on their faces.
"Tell me later Wanda," Tammy said sadly, "tell me once you care...and don't bother trying to talk to us into not being angry with you guys. It will only make things worse." The twins left the room, and closed the door.
The couple stared at each other, and poofed themselves back to the royal castle. Cosmo and Wanda were in front of the Business Room. Venus was probably looking on the Internet for a speech.
"Hey, Wanda," Cosmo called, "What were you saying before?"
"Uhhhh," She said dully, "nothing." Wanda opened the door.
Venus was there, typing in front of the computer with one hand, and holding a bunch of index cards in the other. She glanced over to her parents and grinned. "Hey, guys! Look!" Venus waved her index cards in front of them, "I've finished my speech! You guys gotta do yours though."
"Wow, Venus! All within those 15 minutes we were gone?" Wanda exclaimed.
"Yeah, Yeah! This girl's got game!" Venus cheered herself, and left the room with echoes of yeah, yeahs down the hallway.
The fairy couple looked at the computer in front of them, and fought each other to get to it. Cosmo was pushing Wanda's face back, and Wanda was trying to slap him in the back. "Miiiiiiiiineeeeee!" The two yelled.
"Must...type...speech...now!" Wanda screamed.
"Must...chat ...to...monkey!" Cosmo exclaimed.
"Cosmo," Wanda said and stopped fighting with him, "we're supposed to type a speech."
"Oh," He replied and blushed, "well, then you could get the computer." He flew over to a nearby armchair and watched Wanda type.
Tammy and Tommy persisted to serve Vickybot from through to through. They couldn't believe that Wanda and Cosmo just left them all alone. They understood that they were busy, but so busy, they couldn't just talk or help out their godchildren once in a while? That just wasn't right...not right at all.
"Fan me, slaves!" Vickybot spat.
"Yes Vickyyybotttt," The children said in mimicry tone.
"And after that you need to repaint the steel on my body, it's looking a little RUSTY." It smirked, and continued watching the television.
"Cosmo...Wanda..." Tammy whispered, "I wish you were here."
"It's too late," Tommy said along side his sister, "they're too busy with their own stuff."
The fairy family was on stage, preparing to give a big speech to Fairyworld. Everyone was there, from powerful faeries like Cupid and Jorgen, to everyday commoners. They were sitting behind the podium in a row of three chairs. In front of them was their royal advisor, Dana. "And now the royal ones will present their speeches," Dana announced and beamed, "Princess Venus will be first."
Venus stood up, and poofed flashcards in front of herself. She floated over to the podium. The teenage fairy scanned all the fairies that had their complete focus on her, it felt both intimidating, and yet she liked the power.
"Okay!! Hey peoples of Fairyworld!! What is up??" She squeaked. Most of the adults looked at her strangely, but the teenagers nodded in approval. "Okay, okay, now to give a very important speech...this is my speech, so listen up please. It's very important, and believe it or not, I have some history here. We're talking ANCIENT peoples, but more to the point.
"Do the Roc-away! Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back! –the audience took a couple of steps back-Take that and rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your booty go-Venus clapped her hands, along with the audience- You're dangerous. Just get it up. The way you move so scandalous. Now we gonna break this thang down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'. Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior. Lend me some suga', I am your NEIGHBOUR! AHH HERE WE GO NOW! Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Sh-"
"Okay! Thank you, Princess Venus," Dana interrupted and pushed her back to her parents, "for that...delighting speech! Now, King Cosmo will present his speech." Cosmo stood up, took the flashcards out of his pocket, and floated to the podium.
"Venus," Wanda murmured to her child, "what was that speech about??"
"Oh, just a couple of historical lines I found on the internet." Venus replied.
"They didn't sound very historical and educational to me."
"What? They ARE from 2004! That's sooo old!"
Cosmo looked at the wave of people, and tried to calm down. Believe it or not, Cosmo actually had a fear of public speaking. So now, he had to present a speech to all the people of Fairyworld? That was ludicrous to him, and he didn't mean Ludacris like Venus did.
"Uhhh...huh..hi! I'm Cosmo, the, uh, husband of Wanda!" He said shakily and looked back at his wife. "And...uh...I really want to thank for letting me be King and stuff...but I can't thank you 'cause I'm too scared to!!! Bye!!!" He quickly ran back to his seat.
"Once again, another....interesting speech by King Cosmo! Last but not hopefully least, Queen Wanda will present her speech." Dana declared. Wanda nodded her head, and floated over the podium. She poofed her speech cards in front of herself, and made a loud cough into the microphone.
"As you all may or may not know, my name is Wanda. I am the queen of Fairyworld, as of now anyway. I'm not so sure how to really start what I mean to say, but I guess I'll start with this. For a while now, I've been wondering whether or not I actually and truly want to be queen. I know it may be a surprise to you all, but I never really actually wanted to be queen.
"I'm truly sorry," Wanda looked back at her husband and daughter, and noticed their mouths were agape and their eyebrows were raised. Dana had a small smirk on her face. "and I'm sorry to all of you in front of me. I probably wouldn't have been a real good queen anyway. I have a family to look after, and I have two wonderful godchildren. I've lost their trust with all these errands, and I've only been queen for a couple of days. Losing someone's trust isn't something one really wants.
"Now, the problems here are do you think it's okay for me to dethrone myself. Who will take the throne, you might think. I'm thinking of giving it to my wonderful brother, Ray. Ray, are you out there in the crowd?" Wanda searched with her eyes to spot a bright red fairy, and saw that he was all the way in the back of the immense crowd. "Oh, Ray, please, will you take my position?"
The red fairy suddenly appeared on stage with a proud face. He gently shoved Wanda away from the podium, and took her place.
"Well, hellooo Fairyworld! I'm Ray!" He exclaimed, "I'm very much glad to take the position of King! What do you say?" The crowd remained quiet for a few seconds, and exchanged glances with each other. "Look! People! Look at me!" The audience abruptly gazed at Ray, and nodded shakily. "OKAY! Well, I'll be taking the role of King by tomorrow!" He floated over to Wanda, Cosmo, and Venus. "So you three shoo-shoo, now. You go off to do whatever you want!" He then took Dana's arm. "And she'll be my queen, right, Dana?"
The business and formal fairy sneered. "Of course, I'll be Queen," She placed her hands on the podium. "wouldn't you all love that?" The spectators had an unsure look at first, and hesitated to nod. "I SAID...wouldn't you all love that?" The crowd's heads bobbed up and down sadly. "Great! Ray and I will be taking residence in the castle tomorrow!"
Suddenly, a very tall and muscular man poofed onto the stage. He wore an army tank top and beige cargo pants, who else but Jorgen Van Strangle? "Dana and Ray! Don't think you could just go onto the stage and pronounce yourselves King and Queen!" A big tan-colored scroll appeared in front of Jorgen. "According to these laws of Fairyworld...For a queen or king to resign from their throne, they must give it to someone whom is a blood relative. The blood relative must either be a brother or sister. That relative must pass the same tests that the previous king and queen did." Jorgen took a deep breath. All right, he thought, so maybe they can pronounce themselves king and queen. "However! You must pass the test. I wish you two luck." He turned to the crowd of confused faeries. "Be gone!" Jorgen waved his wand, and all was left there was an empty space.
"I can't believe...Ray and her...her and Ray," Wanda said, packing her make-up and clothes, "they're King Ray and Queen Dana. I can't believe this."
"I can't believe you, like, didn't want to be Queen!" Venus blurted, and zipped up her luggage bag.
"It was for the best...I was to miserable being Queen. I need you to pay attention to your studies, not your royal reputation. Plus, Cosmo and I need to focus on Tammy and Tommy. They're our godchildren!" She checked the draws to make sure there was nothing left in there. "Cosmo, are you done in the bathroom yet?"
"I ate a burrito!!!!" He yelled behind a closed bathroom door.
Wanda groaned, "Yeah, uh...I'll be taking a walk while we wait for Cosmo."
"Wait," Venus said, "can't we just poof ourselves?" She waved her wand in front of her mother.
"No, the Fairy Council believes we should take the Fairy Cab...for some reason."
Venus nodded, and watched as her mother walked down the vast hallway of the castle. Perhaps the last time Wanda would ever walk down that hallway again.
Ahh, the library, Wanda thought, just one last time. She pushed open the big-scale doors of the library, and noticed the room looked unusually cleaner since she last went there. She trudged into the room, with a feeling of irresolution in the pit of her stomach. Wanda quickly noticed a white paper on the floor. It had jagged edges across the left side of the paper, and Wanda frowned. Where have I seen this? She continued to look at the paper, and picked it up. Wanda started reading it with inquiring.
A fairy is free
A fairy has glee
A fairy has fun
A fairy is never done
A fairy lasts
A fairy never pasts
A fairy lives long
A fairy lives strong
No matter how weak it may seem,
This is what we should all deem.
Until the apocalypse comes with a fight,
Until the sun no longer lights,
A fairy lives till the end.
True, indeed, a fairy lives till the end.
Wanda read it over and over again. It was a poem, she wasn't so sure where it was from. She assumed it was from a book. Just a poem, what could it mean? Suddenly, she heard distant voice calling her name, but they weren't the voices of Venus, Cosmo, Ray, Dana, or anyone that was supposed to be alive.
(Wheee, cliffhanger....Hmm..let's see...I WANT TO HUG ALL OF YOU!! MY LOVING, DARLING, REVIEWERS!!!! :::hugs::: have come cookies, kiddies! :::throws cookies::: ahhh, feeding frenzy. lol.
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What will be in the next chapter:
Who spoke Wanda's name
A bunch of surprises
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(Second Disclaimer- When Venus says, "Do the Roc-away! Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back! –the audience took a couple of steps back-Take that and rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your booty go-Venus clapped her hands, along with the audience- You're dangerous. Just get it up. The way you move so scandalous. Now we gonna break this thang down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'. Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior. Lend me some suga', I am your NEIGHBOUR! AHH HERE WE GO NOW! Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Sh-" I do NOT own these lines. "Do the Roc-away! Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back!" belongs to the song Lean Back by Terror Squad. "Take that and rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your booty go" belongs to the song Yeah! By Usher. "You're dangerous. Just get it up. The way you move so scandalous." Belongs to the song Scandalous by Mis-teeq. "Now we gonna break this thang down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'. Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior. Lend me some suga', I am your NEIGHBOUR! AHH HERE WE GO NOW! Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Sh-"belongs to the song Hey Ya'! by Outkast.
Please don't sue me...)