(Disclaimer- This is getting tiring…but, as always, my fear of lawyers has gotten to me. No, I do not own Fairy OddParents…it belongs to Butch Hartman.)

(Author's Note- Ummm…yes…so…another chapter from me, yay??? This is another important chapter, you get a little surprise from-eh, not saying yet. This is the last chappy, btw. Also, once you're done with this story, please review if you have the chance. Please put in any comments, stuff you liked, stuff you didn't like, and other random shhtuffs. I'll read all of it. Thanks in advance, you guys rock hard.

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CrazyFairy- can't wait to find out who spoke wanda's name, and "a bunch of suprises" i hope one of them is a sexy ex boyfriend he could be the king... pCe out dude hehehe, you'll find out now. XD

Chapter Eight: A Revealing

"Wanda!" The voices had beggary in it.

"Who's calling my name?" Wanda asked, and glanced around the library.

"Behind the shelf!!"

"Who are you!"

"WANDA!! GET US OUT!!!" A squeaky female voice yelled, following a thundering boom. Wanda noticed that the bookcase in front of her was trembling violently.

The pink fairy approached the bookcase, and put her delicate hands on it. She drew out her palms, and pushed. The bookcase swung open by 90 degrees, and two heads popped out. "Oh, Wanda, thank God!" Said the female voice. "THAT BLASTED RAY!" The male voice ranted, "I SWEAR, ONCE I GET MY ROYAL HANDS ON HIM-"

"But you're supposed to be…dead!" Wanda said with shock. She couldn't believe it, her parents were alive. There they were, straight in front of her, with all their regal glory. Her head felt a little dizzy, and eyes started seeing white. Her brain seemed to shut off, and she closed her eyes.

"Wanda!" Her mother exclaimed and waved her wand. "Don't faint on me now, sweety. Where's Ray?"

"R-ray? What about- oh gosh, I forgot…so many things to tell you. You see, Fairyworld thinks you guys are DEAD. They thought you died in your sleep, but you're here now! And, they made my Queen, Cosmo King, and Venus princess…but I didn't want to be Queen! Nooo, noo noo…not at all, sorry Mommy and Daddy, so that's why I gave up my position to Ray, so-"

"YOU DID WHAT?" The male fairy boomed. "You shouldn't have!! OH NO, Wanda!! He'll make utter chaos if Fairyworld lets him, c'mon, we have to talk to Fairyworld!"

"Wait, what about Ray? And how the heck did you guys get stuck behind a book shelf?" Wanda asked.

"Tell you later, sweety, we have to find Ray, before it's too late!" Her mother warned, "Roy, find Ray. Wanda and I will contact the Fairy Council."

"Yes, Wendy!" Roy, Wanda's father, flew out of the library.

"Now, to contact that Fairy Council!" Wendy ordered.

Wanda took out her wand, and pressed a few numbers.

"You have dialed the Fairy Council Office," A sound came out of her wand, "the Fairy Council has to deal with 62 more problems before we can help you with your's. Have a nice wait! This message brought to you by Fairy Girlscout Cookies." The two females let out an exasperated moan.

MEANWHILE

"More tea please," Roy said and lifted his cup to his son.

"Here you go," Ray said and poured the tea into the porcelain teacup. It appeared as though the father and son were having a talk in the Tea Room, the room next to the Business Room.

"Thank you, Ray. Now, back to business. Tell me what exactly is going on."

"Wow, I'm surprised you haven't rang my neck by now, Dad."

"I was, but I have maintained my anger to a minimum." Besides, the older fairy thought, if I want to get anything out of him, he needs a neck to talk.

"Well, the thing is…I've always felt ignored. I felt like…Wanda was getting all the attention, she always did if you think about it. She was practically perfect, then the day she disappeared, I was so…happy. I thought I could finally get some attention, and I did, but it didn't last very long.

"There was also this other girl, her name was Dana. I've been dating her, secretly, for quite some time now. We've been dating secretly because, well, we're secret cohorts. We're sort of like mini-villains, Dad. I feel terrible for what I did for you and Mom. I trapped you behind that magical bookcase that you can't push yourselves out of no matter how hard you tried, or use magic against.

"I faked your death…I took these dummies that looked like an exact replica of you and Mom, and made it look like you died in your sleep. I know, I'm a disgrace to the family. I guess I've always have been, and I always will be. I'm sorry Dad, will you please forgive me for my doings?"

Roy looked at his son, who wore the look of shame on his face. His head was hung low, with solemn within his greedy and hoaxing hands, and remorse within his stinging eyes. Roy sighed, and shook his head. "Ray, what I want to know is WHY you did all of this. Why you trapped your mother and I behind a bookshelf, why you're secretly dating Dana, and why you and Dana want to become Queen and King."

"Well," Ray said, "I'm not so sure how to answer these questions. They're kind of difficult for me to answer. But I'll do the best I can…I'm secretly dating Dana because we can't, or couldn't I guess, have anyone know about our plans, to become Queen and King, but by getting rid of you and Mom. The faster the better, we couldn't wait until the end of the world, now could we? You know…faeries only die if they lose all their magic, if somebody kills them, or of terrible magical sickness, never death by old age. Neither Dana nor I had enough will to kill you, so we just stuffed you and Mom behind one of the magical bookcases in the library. No one really goes into the room, you know? I mean, who likes reading, but hey, apparently Wanda does because she somehow figured out that faeries don't die because of age or anything like that. I thought she knew, but I guess there's some things not even the smartest know.

"We wanted to become King and Queen to get attention. Like I said before…I never got enough attention. We felt as though, you know, this was the only way we could get attention. I mean, c'mon, who would get a lot of sincere attention as the Royal News giver, or the Royal Advisor? No one, that's who!

"And, hey, well, that's not the only thing we did. No, not at all. We also messed with the tweps' minds! The minds of Tammy and Tommy, Wan-duhhh's and COSMOpolitan-magazine-brained's godparents! THAT TAMMY, I SWEAR, SHE ACTS LIKE SHE KNOWS eveeerryything!! AND THAT TOMMY, OH GOD, HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL!! Dana and I messed with their minds with a dream, we made them think Wanda and Cosmo were bad godparents! They aren't at all! You could say they're one of the best! So Wanda and Cosmo are going around thinking that they made the biggest mistake in their lives by being Queen and King!

"So, yeah! Part of this was to get attention for once in my sorry life, along with Dana's, and the other part was revenge against my sister and her family! A family I'll never have! She has god kids, a kid, a husband, I heard she even lives in the house of her ex-godchild! Don't ask me how I know the last one, I have a weird way of finding out this information! So, yeah! Maybe I'm crazy! Who cares! I got if off my chest, and I'm free! FREE!

"Just let me be, okay? Send me to jail, whatever. But there's one thing I want! And you know what that is? To not be lonely, which is probably why I love Dana and why she loves me. The only things linking us together are our evil plans, and how we're both lonely and pathetic creatures that are sick and tired of the treatment we get! So send me now! Report me to Fairy Council, but once you, oh God, once you do let Dana come with me to wherever we go!"

Ray's chest was heaving up and down, he breathed short and exaggerated breaths, and his cheeks were red. He pushed back his sweaty hair, and drank his tea with trembling hands. "Ray," His father whispered, "you're my son. I hate to do this, I really do, but Wanda and Wendy have called the Fairy Council…and they're going to report you." He fiddled with the pocket in his pants. If the Fairy Council doesn't believe, there's always this recording device.

LATER ON

"Frumkey!" The little brown-haired boy shouted, "I won! Ha, ha, beat you Cosmo!" "Rematch?" The green fairy asked with confidence in his voice. "YOU'RE ON!" It's good to have Cosmo back, Tommy thought, I can't believe Tammy and I got mad at him and Wanda. Meanwhile, Wanda and Tammy we having a little time of their own.

"Hey, can you pass me the chips?" Tammy asked, with Frankenstein within her hands. "Sure," Wanda said, and passed the potato chips to her female godchild, with Cosmopolitan in one hand. Wheeeeeeerrrr! Wanda and Tammy immediately jumped off the bed, and peered out the window. There was a flying rectangular shaped mail-truck with wings painted as the logo, and a short and stubby black haired fairy with a newsboy hat was in it. He stretched out an arm to Wanda with a postcard in hand. She took the postcard, and on the front was a picture of the royal fairy castle. Mom and Dad, Wanda thought.

"What was that!" Tommy and Cosmo yelled in unison, and hurried over to Wanda.

"Oh, Wanda, what's it say?" Tammy asked.

"Dear Wanda," Wanda quoted, "it's Mommy and Daddy. We just decided to write to you, you don't have to respond, but we would deeply appreciate it if you read. We're King and Queen again, isn't that great? Ray and Dana were sent to the Fairy Jail, don't worry, our Fairy system of government will treat them well. Everything in Fairyworld is fine and dandy, no problems here. The royal part is still wonderful and beautiful, and if you take a moment to look at the sky at night, it's quite beautiful.

"We're really glad our baby girl grew up to be so successful. You have a loving and caring family of a husband, daughter, -Venus was sent back to her school academy, just to let you know- and two wonderful godchildren. We heard you're a great godmother, and that's magnificent! Just remember, you also have the identity as a princess, but you don't have to be trapped in the castle, it's your life, you should be able to do whatever you choose. As long as it's appropriate.

"Why don't you visit us sometime? You could bring your whole family with you. Feel free to visit whenever you like. Make sure to tell us beforehand, though, we wouldn't exactly like it if you showed up at midnight with party hats and told us to celebrate. That's all for now, sweetie. Love, Mommy and Daddy."

"Wow, they think a lot of stuff is wonderful, don't they?" Tommy commented.

"Yeah, they do." Tammy agreed.

"And I'm related to them!" Cosmo blurted.

"Hey," Wanda said, "uh, maybe we should visit…maybe next weekend or something. I mean, they are my family, right?"

"Yeah! And family is what it's all about!" Tammy squeaked.

"Oh Tammy! Oh Tommy! Come down for lunch!" Called Mr. And Mrs. Turner from downstairs.

"OKAY!" Tammy and Tommy shouted and started to run.

"Hey," Tommy said and looked back at his godparents, "want us to bring up any food later?"

"Yeah! Whatever your mom cooks! That Tootie makes the best food!" Cosmo exclaimed.

"Don't call our mom by her real name! It sounds weird!" The twins ordered, and closed the door, leaving an echo of footsteps as they traveled to the downstairs kitchen.

"Oh, Cosmo," Wanda said in a light voice, and poofed back into the fishbowl. "It's great to be home."

"I know what you mean!" He yawned, and started taking a nap on the sandy bottom of their fishbowl.

Wanda sighed sweetly, and started to take a nap next to him. I love you, Wanda thought, I love all of you.

THE END

(Author's Note- Woo-hoo! Feel good story of the year! Lol, jk. :-p Let's see…what to say…what to say….THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING!!!! I SMMHHUGGLE YOU ALL!!!!! (whatever that means) :::Hugs::: Hey, want cookies? ::::Throws cookies::: Man, you guys rock hard. I wouldn't be making these stories if it weren't for you, and the Fairly OddParents. So, you might be wondering: WHEN'S THE NEXT STORY??? Well, wonderful reviewer/reader, I tell you this, I'm not so sure what it will be about. Perhaps a little look on how I think Timmy and Tootie grew up…probably a romance/drama. Plus a little visit to the Dimmsdale Retirement home, cookies if you guess why they're going there!!! What you're probably gonna see? You're gonna have to wait to read the story.

-kwazykandypie-)