Sillycrazy: "Hi, we are back!"

IcyFire: "Yes, this is so exciting. This is also our second fanfic."

Sillycrazy: "Yeh! By the way, we don't own any of the Saiyuki characters but the story only. Pls review and enjoy!"

Chapter 1-------- The apartment

Saiyuki's apartment, Huh? This will become interesting. Well, I'm Rena Yame and this is my partner, Muki Sato. We are now at the door of their apartment. We will soon get a scene of the life inside the house! Fans of Saiyuki, You will love this!

Ding Bong

Hakkai: (open the door) "Welcome, Welcome!"

(Background ….)

Goku: "GIVE ME BACK MY DUMPLING, ERO KAPPA!!"

Gojyo: "What! The dumpling does not have your name on it, baka saru!"

Goku: "I'M NOT A SARU!"

Gojyo: "Why, you want a fight? Ok, I give you a fight!"

Thwack Thwack

Sanzo: "URUSEI!!!!"

sweat-dropped

Hakkai: "Sorry about that! Hmm… you are …"

Rena: "Oh, I'm Rena and this is Muki. We are here to look at your apartment."

Hakkai: "Oh, come in! It's a bit messy, hope you don't mind!"

We move up the staircase, which is in front of the front door. Up the second flight of stairs, we arrive at Goku and Gojyo's room!

We first go into Goku's room. Let open the door……

WOW!!

Goku's room is filled of posters of food!!!! Hamburgers, French fries, blah, blah… even the bedcovers are patterns of food! We wonder if Goku ever eat up his pillows as they are shaped like marshmallows.

Well, we soon found proof… an eaten-up pillow in the rubbish bin…

The room is very messy with wrappers around it.

Rena: "So Hakkai did you have trouble cleaning this room?"

Hakkai: "Well…no! I just throw away everything and buy new ones!" smile sweetly

sweat-dropped

Err… now we go to Gojyo's room!

Hakkai: "Err… I think you should not go…"

Muki: "Why?"

Hakkai: "nothing, just don't go in…"

But we ignored his advice and open the door…

Argh!!!!!!!!

What we saw was posters of nude women or women who wear little clothing. To us, it's disgusting but to Gojyo, we think they must his most precious, beautiful possessions.

(popped Gojyo)

Gojyo: "Hey!!" slam the door

Rena: "How could you do that to your room? It's so disgusting."

Gojyo: "Why, It's my interest. Cannot, is it?" (Death-glare)

sweat-dropped

Rena: "Err… Hakkai have you enter Gojyo's room to clean?"

Hakkai: "sometime but rarely. I cannot stand it."

(Rena sigh a breath of relief)

After all the excitement of Goku's and Gojyo's room, we will go upstairs to see at Hakkai and Sanzo's room! What new thing would we see? Let go now.

To be continued… IcyFire: "Hope you like this! Maybe it is a bit lame…"

Sanzo: "Hey, why are you making a story about our apartment? You are invading our privacy!!!"

Sillycrazy: "That's what our FANS want to know! We need to provide this valuable information to them!"

Sanzo: Rubbish! Thwack Thwack

IcyFire, Sillycrazy: "Itai!!! Corrupt, droopy-eyes monk…"

Sanzo: "WHAT!!!"

We hurried away Sanzo chased us Goku & Gojyo laughing in the background

P.S: This story is NOT TRUE! Pls review!!!!