IcyFire: "Thanks a lot for your reviews!!! But NOBOBY read "The Backstage"!!!!!!"

Sillycrazy: "Yeah, How come? Pls Read ok?"

IcyFire: "Now let get on with the story! We know that a lot of people are anxious to read…"

Chapter 3 – Homura's apartment

It is another day in Sanzo's apartment. Goku and Gojyo fighting as usual over food, Hakkai smiling and stroking Hakuryu and finally to Sanzo shouting 'URUSEI' and thwacking them with his harisen.

"Hakkai, err… we have to go." Rena said

"Well then, I will escort you all to the door" Hakkai said

"Thank you!" Muki said

And so, Hakkai, Muki and Rena walked to the door and was to walk outside when….

Many workers are walking along their corridor.

"Err… Hakkai, what are they doing?" Rena said.

"I think it must be our new neighbours" Hakkai replied sweetly

"Oh we had new neighbours?" Gojyo asked

"Yes, it seemed so. We should go over and said hello," Hakkai said

"Ch" Sanzo said and continued with reading his newspaper.

The workers are now moving a huge picture. Then we saw four heads…

"Hey, these heads are familiar." Gojyo said.

"Must your imagination, ero kappa!"

"What! I 'm not imagining! Baka saru!"

"I'M NOT A SARU!"

"YES, YOU ARE!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

"Urusei!" thwack thwack

"Itai…"

"But wait, they do look familiar!" Hakkai said, "especially the red coloured head…"

"And that black coloured head too…" Gojyo replied.

As the workers cleared away, their 'familiar' people appeared clearly. It is no other than the KOUGAIJI-IKKOU!

"Kougaiji…"

"Sanzo…"

Everyone drew their weapons, ready to fight when…

"EXCUSE ME, EXCCCCUSEEE ME!! We are moving things here! If you want to fight, FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!" one of the workers shouted.

The two gangs reluctantly back away to their houses…

Rena: "So… What do we do?"

Muki: "I think we will visit the house next to Kougaiji's one…maybe we will find something interesting!"

Rena: "Good idea! Let go now!"

(at the next house door)

Knock Knock

Rena: "Oh yes, we are here to view your house! We ready hope you wouldn't mind us looking around…" stare

Muki: "Err… are you Zenon?"

Zenon: "Yes!"

Rena Looked at Muki, Muki looked at Zenon

Rena: "OH MY GOD! You are the Homura's party! This is BIG news!!"

Muki: "Yes!!! Can you let us see your house please!!!!!!!"

Zenon: "Sure, come in!"

We, together with Zenon, walked into the house, up the stairs and went to the first room…Zenon's room. (DUN!)

Zenon opened the door and we saw a rubbish center. Zenon's room is so messy!!!

Zenon: "Oh, sorry! Wait a moment!"

hurried in to tidy

(Few minutes passed)

opened the door

Zenon: "Ok, come in!!"

We realize Zenon did not pack at all! He just stuff everything under the carpet…Boys are also like that, don't you think? shakes heads Anyway, the room is painted dark blue. At one corner, lays a electric guitar and the another is a Hi-five set. Beside the Hi-five set, is a collection of heavy metal music. This looks like a typical teenager room but something is very different from a teenager room is…the machine guns! There are not as many guns as in Sanzo's room but nevertheless THEY are still guns and GUNS ARE DANGEROUS!!!! (Please do not PUT these at home!)

OK! Let get to the story! There is a closet, shelves and a WHAT?

Muki: "Zenon, isn't… that the shooting-thing, the one that ONLY arcades have?"

Zenon: "Yap! That is the one!"

Rena: "OH MY SHIT GOD! Can we play?"

Zenon: "Yeah sure!"

(Playing the game)

Muki: "Zenon, where did you buy this?" BLAM BLAM

Zenon: "Who say I BOUGHT it?" BLAM BLAM BLAM "I stole it from the nearby arcade!" BLAM

Rena: "WHAT?" Got shot GAME OVER

Muki: "Ha! Rena died!" Got shot also GAME OVER

Zenon: "Ray!! I won again!!! You two are so easy!"

Rena: "Really? What your high score?"

Zenon: "1 968 5698550 to be exact."

sweat-dropped

So, after the game, which is of course defeat by Zenon (DUH!), we went to Shien's room.

Zenon: "Please kneel down."

Rena: "Why?"

Zenon: "Just do it!"

Kneel down

Zenon slide opened the door… the sliding door. Inside, to our surprise, it is a traditional Japanese room. A small table is situated in the middle, a mattress on the side and a collection of tea set in the corner. We also realize that there, in the front of us, is the pair of glowing whips.

Zenon: "Shien? Are you in?"

No response.

Zenon: "Ok, now be QUIET!"

We silently sneak in. Hey we sound like robbers! Anyway, Shien is mediating, that why we have to keep our volume down!!! So we wait…

1 Hour Passed…

Shien opened the door of another room and saw three people SLEEPING on the floor. Zenon was even snoring!

Shien took one of the whips and whack it down HARD!

Zenon, Rena, Muki jumped up, shocked.

Zenon: "Oh! yawn You finish?"

Shien: "Yes…What are you all doing here?"

Rena: "We are here to view your room. Can we?"

Shien: "Err…Sure. Now you have see it and sleep in it, can you go?"

Zenon: "Aiya! Don't be so bad! Come and let them taste your delicious tea!"

So Shien took out his tea set and poured us a cup of tea. It was DELICIOUS! It calm our nerves, feeling as if we are floating in the air…

Well, we change our mind after having been kicked out of the room.

Now the one that is the most handsome person room, Homura's room! cheers!!

Zenon: "Hey! Am I not handsome???"

Rena: "Homura is better…"

Muki: ……

Zenon: "So sad!!!!!!!!!" L

We climbed up one fleet of stairs and arrived in front of Homura's door. Zenon hang back, refusing to open the door, so Rena opened the door. Just a inch away to the doorknob, the door slice into two.

Yes, SLICE into two!

Rena shrieked and backed away. Muki was speechless. Zenon just smiled. Homura appeared behind the now half-sliced door. He did not wear a shirt, SHOWING his chest muscles. Beads of perspiration hang on the tip of his long hair; some of his hair wet. He brushed his hand on his hair, sweeping away some perspiration. Why are writing it so much in detail ? Because Homura is so CUTE!!!!! Let us tell you, fans of Homura, you will die in front of him if you see this!!!

Zenon: "Hi Homura! Exercising?"

Homura: "Yeah! Who are they?"

Zenon: "Oh these two came here to see your room. As well as us!"

Homura: "Why are they opening their mouths so widely?"

Zenon: turn his head "Hey! Stop staring!"

Rena: come to her senses "Can we come in?"

Homura: "Can! Nothing special inside!"

Indeed, there is nothing special inside! It was an ordinary room with slashes on the walls and heads on the floor.

Dummy heads.

Homura: "This is the place where I fight!"

Muki: "Where do you sleep?"

Homura: "See that stairs, upstairs is where I sleep! Come up!"

climb up the stairs

Upstairs looks more like a room. There is a bed, a closet and one armchair.

Homura: Make yourself comfortable! Sit on the bed if there's no space!

Zenon sat on the armchair Rena, Muki have no choice but to sit on His BED

Homura walk toward the closet and took a towel. He wipes himself dry, hang it around his neck and sits on the floor. He took out his spectacles and read a book he takes out from the bookshelves. There is a awkward silence and Muki nudged Zenon to say something.

Zenon: "Err… Homura show something special about your room!"

Homura: "Err… Scratched his head Ok!"

Homura walk toward another side of the room. There was a door over there and he opens it. What come out was a surprise, Many… MANY, MANY books come falling out! We stared in shock. Homura has these many books, we thought only Tempo has these many books!?

Homura: "Sorry! I have too many that I forget to tidy!" Muki: "You read so many books?"

Homura: "Yes! These books are rather interesting!"

Rena: "Who called these books interesting???? They are about boring stuffs…wait a minute…what is this?" read a bit look up in shock

Muki: "What's the matter?"

Rena: "Homura! I thought these books are for Gojyo that kind!!!!"

Homura: "Wait! I read these for an ambition. To be a sex counselor!!!!!!"

sweat-dropped

So, another house visited! Rena and Muki still could get over the fact that Homura what to be a sex counselor but they now are waiting for tomorrow where they can visit Kougaiji's house. Wonder what surprises will we have?

To be continued…

IcyFire: "Ok! This story is NOT TRUE! Homura does not, definitely NOT, going to be sex counselor!!!!"

Sillycrazy: "Yeah! This story is very lame, you know!"

IcyFire: "I know! sigh But I got so little info about Homura's gang! So Sorrie!!!!! But pls review!!!!"

Sillycrazy: "And didn't forgot to read 'The Backstage' Ok!!!!!"

Sanzo: "Don't read their story. All are so lousy!"

Sillycrazy: "hey, don't be like that!"

Gojyo: "He is just jealous. You write too much on Homura!"

Blam blam….

Gojyo: "You could have kill me!"

(fighting)

sweat-dropped

Goku: "Gojyo, stop it now." take out his weapon

Hakkai: "……….."