IcyFire: "Hello! Sorrie for the long wait!"

Sillycrazy: "Yes, Yes, we are quite busy these days. Preparing for school reopen in the next two weeks!"

IcyFire: "So we decided to finish this story by next week! So let start the story!"

Chapter 4 – Kougaiji's apartment

Today is another day for Rena and Muki to view another apartment, which is -of course- Kougaiji's House!!!! We wonder how the house looked like after they moved in yesterday.

knock knock

COMING! COMING!

Lirin opens the door

Lirin: "Whatever you are selling, we don't want any!"

SLAM

Rena: "What the hell?"

Muki: "Let knock again."

knock knock

"WHAT! AGAIN! THAT SALEPERSON NEVER GIVE UP!!"

Lirin opens the door again

Lirin: "Look, WE ARE NOT BUYING ANYTHING! GET LOST and don't knock again!" about to close the door

Rena: "Wait! We are here to VIEW your house, NOT sell things."

Muki: "Yes, can we come in?"

Lirin: "Wait." slam the door

(echo)

"BROTHER! THERE ARE STRANGERS THAT WANT TO VIEW OUR HOUSE! SHOULD I LET THEM IN?"

"JUST LET THEM IN! AND DON'T CALL ME FOR NO REASON!"

Lirin opens the door, the third time

Lirin: "Ok! You two can come in!"

Lirin: "Hmm…whose room do you want to visit?"

Rena: "How about Yaone's room?"

Lirin: "Err… Ok! You two go up yourselves!"

hurry away in her skateboard

Rena: "Why is Lirin running about in her skateboard?"

Muki: "Don't know! But I feel she is hiding something from us…"

Rena: "Aiya! Don't worry so much! Let go to Yaone's room!"

climb up the stairs

Rena: "Wonder how does her room look like?"

Muki: "We have to see it for yourselves. We have reached her room, Rena."

Rena: "Good, let open the door!"

And so, we open the door and …

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

We stand still, with soot all over our faces and our hairs fried like carrot cake! (This is one of our foods in my country)

Rena: "What the-?" smoke coming out from my month

Lirin comes skating by

Lirin: "I see! You had become the No.23 victims of Yaone's EXPERIMENTS!"

Muki: "Why didn't you warns us?!"

Lirin pulls a silly face and skates away

Yaone: "Are you all right?" gives us towels to wipe our faces

Rena: "Yeah. What were you doing in your room?"

Yaone: "Oh! I am experimenting a powerful explosion I just make!"

sweat-drops

Muki: "So… Your room is a laboratory?"

Yaone: "Well, yes and no! Come in and see!"

Not wanting to hurt her feelings, we went in to the "dangerous" room.

We see lots of stuffs broken and shuttered. Chemicals spill everywhere, showing the signs of explosion! But Yaone just led us to another room! It is an ordinary room with bed and closets but what really surprise us is that it is ALL RIGHT, with no signs of explosion, not like the other room.

Rena: "How come this room is so… fine?"

Yaone: "Oh! It's because it is explosion-proof!"

Explosion-proof???

Yaone: "Yeah! I invent it myself! I can earn a lot of money from this but one must be humble, don't you think?"

sweat-drops

(left Yaone's room)

Rena: "I think Yaone should sell her invention, the explosion-proof thing!"

Muki: "Then she will be a millionaire!"

Rena: "But Saiyuki will not be Saiyuki anymore!"

dismiss the idea

And so, we carry on our journey in their house! We arrive to a door that has a signal:

DO NOT COME IN! ESPECAILLY YOU, LIRIN!

So we have come to Kougaiji's room!

knock knock

"LIRIN! READ THE SIGN! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO COME IN!"

Muki: "Don't you realize that Lirin and Kougaiji all make the same mistake?"

Rena: "Yes." toward the door "We are not Lirin. We are here to visit your room! We are the "strangers" that Lirin call us!" (we heard her shouting)

Silence…

door open

Kougaiji: "Sorry about just now! I thought you are Lirin."

Rena: "It's all right. Can we come in?"

enter the room

The room is very ordinary, that kind of normal, typical room. Its walls are painted sky-blue, there is a bed, closets, table, drawers, blah blah blah blah. yawn It is so normal that there is no point saying! But…

Rena: "Kougaiji, what are you doing?"

Kougaiji: "Drawing."

Drawing???

walk toward the table

Muki: "Whom are you drawing?" peep over

It is himself.

Yes, himself.

Kougaiji: "It's a self-portrait. Come and look at my other pieces!"

look at the pieces

Rena: "Isn't it all the same?"

Kougaiji: "No, no the clothes are different! Look at this one, isn't I beautiful, and look at this…"

sweat-drops

But indeed, his drawings are very nicely done! It is not easily to do a self-portrait, you know.

Anyway, let continue on. We want to go upstairs and bump into Dokugakuji.

Doku: "Oh! You are the strangers that come to visit our house. Come to my room!!!!"

drag us away

We went up the stairs and into his room.

Yes, his room….

It's nothing.

NOTHING IS INSIDE!

Rena: "What is this?"

Doku: "Wait, see those buttons? I pressed this." press yellow button

There is a tick tick sound and it becomes a study room!

Muki, Rena: "What…?"

Doku: "Hmm… Impressed, right? Now this button!" press blue button

Again there is the tick tick sound and it changed into a toilet!

Rena: "How did you do it?"

Doku: "It is a high-tech sercret! Cannot tell you!" smile

He proceeds to the next one and the next one and the next one until….

BOOM

Everyone run out of the room. There is a lot of smoke but it does seem to be on fire.

Doku: "Oh this is the second time it broke down. I just have to sleep in the living room tonight!" walk casually down the stairs

sweat-drops

Now for the last one left. Lirin-sama room!

Maybe we will find something "interesting" inside!

Lets proceed…

open the door

We have arrived into 'Toys land'!

There are a lot of toys everywhere. Stuffs toys, Barbie dolls, bicycle, roller blades and any thing you can find in the department store! There is hardly any space for us to stand. The room is very messy!!!

Rena: "The closet is open."

Muki: "Let look inside!"

Slow motion. Muki walk toward the closet. Hold the handle and want to pull when…

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

We freeze.

"GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!"

We back away slowly.

"NOW GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Lirin-sama screams.

We run down the stairs to the ground floor and then to the front door and out into the garden.

panting

Rena: "Lirin has a good voice."

Muki: "Yes."

Rena: "Next time we better not go into people room without permission."

Muki: "Hai."

Rena: look up "Isn't that person familiar?"

We saw a pretty woman sashaying down the lane with a hurried servant behind carrying all the shopping bags. Aren't they…

KANZEON AND JIROUSHIN!?

To be continued…

Sillycrazy: "Another story done. The next will be coming soon."

IcyFire: "And that will be the last chapter! We will write next year during our holidays."

Sillycrazy: "So wait for us patiently."