IcyFire: "Well, this is the last chapter!"

Sillycrazy: "Hope you will like it!"

IcyFire: "Let's talk after this! We will stop for a while! Then in the next year, we will come back! Pls wait!"

Sillycrazy: "Yes, now let get on with the story!"

Chapter 5 - Kanzeon's apartment

We saw a pretty woman sashaying down the lane with a hurried servant behind carrying all the shopping bags. Aren't they…

KANZEON AND JIROUSHIN!?

rush forwards

Rena: "Aren't you Kanzeon and Jiroushin?"

Kanzeon: "Yes, that's right!" arrange her hair

Muki: "Oh my god! Do you live around here?"

Jiroushin: "Yes, two houses down the road."

Muki: "So, it is next to Homura's house! Can we visit?"

Kanzeon: "Sure! Come!"

pull us towards her house

(In Kanzeon's apartment)

Kanzeon: "Put the bags down, Jiroushin and make some tea!"

Jiroushin: "Yes, Kanzeon-sama."

Kanzeon: "So, Rena and Muki, which one of my rooms does you want to see? The Clothes room, the Make-up room, the Shoes room or my Hobby room?" evil grin

sweat-drops

Rena: "Well, we would go to The Clothes room."

Kanzeon: "Then, come along!!"

We climb the stairs to the next level and go to the first room on the left. Kanzeon opens the door and…

WOW

The place is full of clothes!

Clothes, clothes, and more clothes!

Kanzeon: "Oh dear! How to put my new clothes when there are so many!"

Muki: "Oh, can we take away some? Then you can have more space!"

Kanzeon: "Hmm…that's not bad an idea! Ok, go ahead!"

We then GRAB anything we can find as if it is free!

It is free anyway.

We tried a hundred clothes at least and pick out the ones that fit. Rena has 10 tops and 10 bottoms and Muki has a little less, 9 tops and 9 bottoms. Kanzeon is quite satisfied as there are more spaces in her room now.

After that, we went to the next room, The Make-up room. (with lots of bags with our clothes) And to our surprise, there is make-up, face creams, anything to improve our skin! We drop our bags and went to the sauna…with Kanzeon's permission of course.

Then we went for our facials and make-up by our expert, Kanzeon! (Duh!)

Kanzeon: "So, how are my skills?"

Muki: "It is FABULOUS! I look prettier now!"

Rena: "Yes, you have to teach us!"

Kanzeon: "Oh…"

Rena: "Well…"

Kanzeon: "NO."

(fall back in anime style)

Anyway, we went to the next room, the Shoes room. Just as we expect, it is full of shoes. But this time…

Kanzeon: "you CANNOT take any of them! They are ALL my precious!"

Ok, so Rena and Muki did not take any but they marvel at the sight. There are all kind of inches shoes and all of the different colours! It is just like paradise!

Anyway the whole house is like a shopping center!

So, they left the Shoes room, to another room…the Hobby room.

Kanzeon: "Well, this is my Hobby room!" evil grin

sweat-drops

Muki, Rena: "We think we don't want to go in…"

Kanzeon: "No way! Come now!"

push us in!

This part is deleted to prevent the corruption of the innocent minds of our readers. (It is up to your imagination to think what it is like) shivered at the thought of that

So after our terrifying experience, what we see in Jiroushin's room is BORING! Ok, it is just a simple, plain room with a bed and a closet, blah blah blah. His hobby room is just as boring, so let us not go into details.

We went down to the living room for a cup of tea. The tea is delicious but not as delicious as Shien and Hakkai ones.

Kanzeon: "So, how do you find our apartment?"

Rena: "Interesting…"

Muki: "And terrifying!" shivered

Kanzeon: laughs "You have not seen the worst yet!"

blanked face of Muki and Rena

Kanzeon: "My room that is!" laughs

sweat-drops

We FINALLY left the house as it is getting late. Why FINALLY, that is because Kanzeon forced us not to go, only until something cropped up in her room. We don't know what it is and we DO NOT WANT to know! We hurriedly home…

(back at our house)

Rena: "Ah! What a long day!"

Muki: "Yes! Now we have to write the reports!"

Rena: sigh "Yes…our head in Tenkai is waiting." yawn

Muki: "Let get working!"

The End

Rena: "Err…should we add Kanzeon's hobby room?"

Muki: "I don't know…"

The. End

IcyFire: "Ok, the last chapter finishes!!!"

Sillycrazy: "Yes! Err… we actually went a bit of sneaking and found out what freaked Rena and Muki out!"

IcyFire: "Yes! It is full of porno stuffs! And…" looked around, make sure there's nobody "pictures of Saiyuki's characters naked!"

Sillycrazy: "I think I know how she gets them. She…"looked around, make sure there's nobody "has many cameras in her room which is in the attic and each of them are focused on the bathroom. Yuck!"

ALL the Saiyuki Characters: "WHAT!!!!"

Sanzo: "Let Kill her!" load his gun

The rest: "Yes!!" prepare their weapons

Kanzeon: "Oh no! How do they know? Jiroushin, is it you?"

Jiroushin: "No! But let run first!"

Kanzeon: "Yes…"Running

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ICYFIRE AND SILLYCRAZY!!!!! "

P.S: We apologize for not writing more about the Hobby room because we are not good at writing this! Anyway, we write what we can in that conversation…

Sanzo: "We are going to kill you after killing Kanzeon!"

IcyFire: "What! Why!"

Kougaiji: "For writing this lame and dumb fanfic!"

Homura: "Yes! And writing that I want to be a sex counselor!!!!"

Sillycrazy: "No, listen to us!"

All the Saiyuki characters: "No Way!!!!" prepare their weapons for a second attack

IcyFire, sillycrazy: "Argh But thanks for the reviews that you all give to us! Thanks! And Bye for now!"