Hey you guys. I'm sorry I didn't update last week like I promised, my computer has problems and it's been a pain in the ass the last few days. And another note, I have been doing really badly in my spelling lately, so sorry if there are a lot of spelling errors. I am using spell check, but I don't know if it'll catch everything.

Sorry for all the author's notes in the story, I'm like really hyper right now and have to comment on everything.

This is also my first fanfic to write, so if you read anything in this story that is lame or bad or something, please tell me.

And reviewers, could you please give me your email address when you send me a review so I can reply to you? It would be greatly appreciated.

Anyways, on with the story

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Kagome was wide-awake even before her alarm clock rang (which let me tell you, is certainly NOT an everyday occurrence). She couldn't wait to get to school today. Oh yeah, Inuyasha had it coming. But just to confuse him (and because she needed some extra information that she probably couldn't get right away), she wouldn't do her prank today.

She took her shower and got dressed in a pair of flared hip huggers with a chain with dark blue roses on it every 4th link going from belt loop to belt loop on her right hip, and a black long sleeved shirt that had a pink K in the top left hand corner with pink rhinestones on it and clung to her form like a second skin (I have that shirt ^_^  and I made up the chain thing). Then, she went downstairs to eat breakfast (OMG!! She actually woke up in time to actually eat!!); a bowl of Coco Puffs and a strawberry pop tart.

She paced in front of the front door, while waiting for Sango impatiently. She wasn't paying attention, being too busy muttering to herself about Sango being late even though she wasn't, so of course she tripped. "Whoa!!" she yelped while falling on her face after tripping over the rug.

"Figures," she muttered. "I haven't tripped all morning, so I think I'm off the hook and won't have as bad of luck today, but noooooooo, that stupid rug just has to get in my way, and ruin my hope. Why?!?! God must hate me!!" Kagome whined. "Hey wait, that's a song by Simple Plan!! 'God must hate me, cursed me for eternity." She sang cheerfully, forgetting her earlier woe (talk about mood swings).

"Kagome!!! Stop the madness!! You're makin my ears bleed!!" Sota yelled from the top of the stairs

"Oh come on you little brat, my singing isn't that bad!!" Kagome yelled back at him.

"So, that doesn't mean I can't exaggerate. You're a drama queen all the time, so why can't I dramatize things every once and a while??" Sota complained.

"Whatever." Kagome muttered, hearing Sango's car horn beep at her. "I'm going Mamma!!!" Kagome yelled into the kitchen.

"OK, have a nice day dear. Love you!!" Her mother yelled back at her, not looking up from making Sota's lunch.

*~*At school*~*

Kagome entered her first period class. 'I really don't want to have to do this, but it's for the good of the revenge plan.'

"Oh, Miroku!!" Kagome called in a singsong voice.

Miroku was at her side in an instant, ready to please (sounds like a dog), "Yes, my lady Kagome?? You called??"

"Yes, how would you like to do me a huge favor??" Kagome asked seductively, walking up to him with swaying hips, and wrapping her arms around his neck.

Miroku looked at her with wide eyes, "You mean, you thought about my question, and you will bear my child?!?!" he asked excitedly, looking for all the world like an innocent little boy, despite the question he had just asked her.

Kagome winced, but then traced designs on his chest lightly with her fingertip, keeping him interested. "Not anything so drastic. I just want you to give me some information about Inuyasha. But, you can't tell him, or I'll make sure no one will ever bear your child, if you know what I mean." Kagome said, just as innocently.

Now it was Miroku's turn to wince. He gulped. "Yeah, I get what you're sayin, but what do I get if I give you this information??"

Kagome already had an answer prepared for this. "I can give you info on how to get Sango to like you, and possibly even convince her to go out with you." She replied slyly, getting a little bit closer to him.

Miroku perked up even more. "Really??" Kagome nodded. "OK then, what do you want to know??"

"I want to know his school locker combination, his gym locker number and combo, and his address." she listed.

"Oooh, sounds like Inuyasha is gonna have a secret admirer!!" Miroku exclaimed.

"EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! As if!!" Kagome yelled, earning quite a few stares. "Sorry." She muttered, embarrassed about her little outburst (if I were her, I'd be a bit more embarrassed about being caught hanging all over Miroku). "If you really wanna know, it's because I have a prank planned for him. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, or when I'm gonna do it, that way if you accidentally blab to Inuyasha, I won't have to hurt you."

"OK, his school locker combo is 45-28-33, his gym locker number is 99 and his combo is 5-35-25, and he lives in the apartments at 1367 Tetsusaiga Road, room number 21. Here let me write this all down for you." He said, grabbing a piece of paper and a pink fluffy pen out of his backpack.

Kagome eyed the pen, holding in laughter. "I love your pen Miroku, where did you get it??"

"Oh this one?? I got it at Claire's in the mall. Isn't it cool??" he replied enthusiastically.

Kagome just burst out laughing; she couldn't hold it in any longer. "Yes, your pen is awesome, but I didn't think someone like you would have a pen like that." She said, finally getting herself under control.

"I don't see why I shouldn't." Miroku said with all the male pride dignity he could muster, while holding his pink fluffy pen.

"I'm sorry Miroku. I love your pen, and I'm gonna go to the mall after school and get one for myself." Kagome replied apologetically.

Kagome and Miroku then went to their seats.

"Kagome, what the hell were you thinking, hanging all over Miroku like you're his whore or something?!?!" Sango hissed.

"Relax Sango, it was part of my plan and it worked. I got the information that I wanted." Kagome replied calmly. "Besides, why do you care?? Are you jealous?? Is he your boyfriend?? Awwww, poor Sango Wango is jealous because I'm stealing her lover. I'm sorry." Kagome said with a cocky smirk, while Sango seethed with anger.

"KAGOME!!!!" Sango yelled. A hush fell over the crowd, and everyone in their History class slowly turned their heads to stare at Sango. "What the hell are you looking at?!?!" Sango yelled, almost as loud as the first time.

The class shrugged and went back to their conversations. Sango just sat there with her arms crossed over her chest, pouting and glaring at Kagome.

Inuyasha walked in at that time and went to his seat. "What's wrong with Sango??" he asked Kagome.

"She's just jealous because she thinks I'm trying to steal her lo-UMPHH!!" Kagome was cut off by Sango's hand clamping over her mouth.

Inuyasha shook his head. "Ya'll are weird." He said, looking at them like they were crazy. But he had good reason to, they were rolling on the ground, not fighting, just rolling around and yelling at each other. Actually Sango was yelling at Kagome, and Kagome was laughing at her for reasons unknown to anybody except them.

When they were finally done and back in their seats like nothing happened, not even breathing hard, Inuyasha stared at Kagome. "So Kagome, what is your big bad plan of attack??" he asked, smirking.

"Oh, I'm not gonna do anything, I changed my mind. You didn't even do anything really bad or mean anyways." Kagome replied with crossed fingers.

Inuyasha's smirk grew even more. I bet you couldn't think of anything that you could do to take me down or outsmart me, you uncreative, weak bitch."

"Maybe your right Inuyasha." Kagome answered sweetly, pretending to take notes from Ms. Kaede's lecture.

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That's it for right now folks. It's late and I'm tired. I'm going to Dallas this Thursday and I'll be gone until Sunday evening, so I probably won't be able to update until next week, sorry.

Oh, and Ami, neko means cat. And don't feel stupid, if you've never been told the definition of the word, how are you supposed to know what it means.

Well, g2g get some sleep to rest my deranged mind.