A/N: Thanks all for reviewing! And don't worry, I didn't forget Sango…be patient, you awesome readers, there are many more characters to come…
"Wait," Kagome put her hand on Inuyasha's arm. He looked at her with his wide, golden eyes.
"Wut?"
"Kikyo one-sama is in high school," She remembered.
"So?"
"So you seen any stairs?"
"I know where some stairs are," Said a voice behind them. Inuyasha and Kagome spun around.
"Yuckie!" She gasped.
"Go back," Inuyasha growled. "I can't pwotect two people."
"I can protect myself," Yucky-Miroku replied. "Behold!" He whipped off the rosary he had around his arm, and Kagome gasped. There was a little black hole in his hand. A tiny wind breezed through the hall as the dirt and dust on the floor was sucked into it.
"I vacuum the house a lot," Yucky-Miroku said. "But I bet if a monster came I could suck it into the hole too!"
Inuyasha trotted over to Yucky-Miroku and grabbed his hand. He wanted to see what it smelled like. If this was a trick, his nose would tell him so. He bent down to sniff the black tunnel in Yucky-Miroku's palm…
"AHH! My nose is stuck!"
"Shhh! Keep it down, Pirate-Sensei will hear us!" Kagome whispered.
"Who?"
Kagome explained how they were sneaking out behind the teacher's back to go visit her sister who was in high school, which Inuyasha's shrill, speech-impediment whispered broke into the conversation every couple of seconds.
"My nose is extwemely cold," He wimpered, tears leaking out of his eyes.
"I'll free you!" Kagome grabbed his hair and pulled. That just made Inuyasha whimper even louder.
"My hand hurts," Yucky-Miroku said. Finally, Kagome put her hand against Inuyasha's forehead and one around Yucky-Miroku's little wrist and yanked as hard as she could. Inuyasha went flying backwards. His nose was bright pink.
Yucky-Miroku wrapped the rosary around his arm as he followed Kagome and Inuyasha down the hallway.
"Wow," He said to Kagome, brushing up against her. "Pretty and strong."
Kagome smiled. Inuyasha looked furious.