MoTaS: Well..... i guess i ain't so pop-u-lar!
Kenshin: Come now, Master...... i think you're awesome, that i do!
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Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or RK or Dojosuke (however you say it) - well, legally i do own the plot... i just didn't create the plot. hehehe.
A Slumber Party???
Megumi and Kaoru were sitting outside the dojo. They were discussing matters of who would be great couples."Megumi, I really don't know WHO Yahiko would be a great couple with... Personally, with HIS taste in women, I don't think he'll find somone soon." Kaoru said to Megumi wonderingly.
Megumi smiled and said," Well I personally, think that his taste in women are great!" Thinking back on the memories of Yahiko saying that Kaoru wasn't as sexy as a guy disguised as a women. And the many times Yahiko had said she herself looked great.' Ha, Kaoru, beat that with a come back!' Megumi thougth as she saw Kaoru glare at her.
"Well, excuse me ya big jerk! I AM pretty sexy if I do say myself-"
"Yah RIGHT! ya BIG UGLY," a voice shouted in front of them. It was Yahiko(duh) and there was a huge smirk planted right on his face.
"Yahiko! You're back!" Kaoru said extremely surprised he was back so soon.Kaoru ran up to him and gave him a big hug.
With Megumi doing the same thing, Yahiko was totally squished." Get off of me, I still haven't forgaven you, Kaoru!" Yahiko gasped trying to get some air...When he finally got out of the great hold he saw Sanosuke and Kenshin sitting right there.Laughing. Just as Yahiko was about to go chase them something hit right smack in the middle of the head."YOWCH! WHO DID THAT!" Yahiko turned around and saw a very angry Kaoru standing before him. All of a sudden he didn't care so much for Ken and Sano." Ummm, sorry?" Yahiko hesitated.
"What did you mean by that Yahiko?"Kaoru yelled at the anxious boy(anxious to get away boy).Half of her was mad at him and half of her was hurt because of him. He had said he had hated her and now he wouldn't forgive her?' Am I really that bad ?' Kaoru asked herself."Look don't run off again, DON'T call me ugly, and, and I am sorry for not paying any attention to you earlier."
"Hey ,missy, didn't you just a few minutes ago promise that you wouldn't hit him?" Sanosuke asked.
'He's pushing it, that he is.' Kenshin thought to himself, 'Don't over do it ,Sano!'
"Sanosuke, what do you mean," Kaoru warned with a glare.
" All I am saying is that your not good at keeping promises, little missy." Sano told her.
'Let it be, Sano, let it BE!' Kenshin said knowing that Sanosuke wasn't going to.
"Really?" Kaoru asked pulling up her sleeve getting ready for some ass- kicking.
"Yah!" Sanosuke said not getting the sign that Kaoru gave him( What a dweeb --;;;).
"Oh who the hell cares!" Kaoru said very angerly. She was SO mad at Sano that she wasn't thinking what his "girlfriend"(Megumi really isn't Sanosuke's girlfriend but Kaoru and Yahiko teased them about if they were together.) was going to do. All of a sudden Megumi stuck her foot out.
"BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
((((Hey diddle, diddle. Kenshin with the sword. Koaru fell flat on her face. Yahiko laughed, to see her fall, and the Megumi and Sano ran away. the end))))
Kenshin was so surprised at how everyone was picking on Kaoru -CORRECTION- Kenshin was NOT surprised at how everyone was picking on Kaoru. So he walked over to her and put a hand on her shoulder. (she was sorta sideways.She was on one elbow and on one hand. Her hair which was down fell at her shoulders.)" You'll be alright, that you will" Kenshin told her with concern, as he pulled her up.
' I am not alright', Kaoru thought.' not for a long time have I been alright'. She couldn't believe how everyone was being so unkind to her. " I am just fine, that I am," Kaoru lied. She wouldn't stand hurting Kenshin's feelings.
" That's good, Miss Kaoru...what shall i make for dinner?" Kenshin asked, wanting a change in the subject. He was never good at making people cheer up.
" Ummm. Maybe some tea and ramen!" Kaoru cheered up and put on a smile. She hadn't realized how hungry she was until now. ' I haven't had tea for ages!' She thought to herself.
' Where should I put this potion until I need it?' Yahiko thought as he entered the house. He wanted to try it out later on when Aoshi , Misao, and Saito came over.
Then he noticed it was leaking. ' Stupid plastic bag!' Yahiko thought as he head over to the kitchen to put it in a cup or something.( the potion was powdery)
"Megumi, Yahiko, Sanosuke, dinner will be soon," Yahiko heard outside from Kaoru.' I've got to hurry up!Kenshin will start cooking soon' Yahiko thought as he looked around in the cupboards.' The tea kettle! I'll put it in there for now!' Yahiko thought as he reached for it and stuck the potion in. Then he took off out of the kitchen.
Kenshin walked into the Kitchen and towards the cupboards. He was getting ready to ramen and some tea for Kaoru and the others. All the while he was wondering why Yahiko practicely MADE him invite Aoshi and Misoa over. ' Well they'll be here at six, that they will. ' Kenshin thought as he reached over for the tea kettle and a pot to put the ramen in.
swoosh(I don't know what powder sounds like when its shooken)
Kenshin heard from the tea kettle. He opened it up and saw powder in it. ' What's this' Kenshin asked himself as he put a pinch of it in his mouth. "YUM! This is really good, that it is. I bet Sanosuke put this in here. I'll just make the tea out of this instead of wasting sugar.( I usually put sugar in my tea, and the potion that Yahiko did looked like sugar. Besides the fact that it was purple) Kenshin grabbed the things he needed (which included the potion which he didn't need) and started to make dinner.
#Knock Knock#
"Come IN!" Yelled Kaoru as she fixed up the table(It's the Knee high kind of table that you have to kneel down at.) She was in as great of mood as Yahiko will be later on in the story( Not very happy...hehehehe) The door swung open and there was Saito.
"Is dinner ready?" Saito asked rudely as he walked into the dojo. He glanced at the racoon which was glaring at him with a tension mark on her forehead.
" Oh hello, Saito." Kaoru said to the police man extremely annoyed.' Did he just ask me if dinner was ready?' Kaoru asked herself. Then she started putting the tea cups out onto the table, and thought,'Did Yahiko invite him as well?' She thought realizing that it probably was, since he already wanted Aoshi and Misao over. Thinking about what she was doing she let him alone. She didn't want to start trouble when company was over.
Sano saw Saito head into the dojo, and he was peeved, ' Why did that stupid moron here?' Sano thought to himself. Then he walked over to the entrance and glanced at Kaoru who was deep in thought with herself.
"Hey, little missy why is that jerk here?", he asked pointing in the direction in which Saito walked off too.' That little-'
"Sanosuke, don't even think of getting off easy for what you did earlier," Kaoru yelled at Sano pulling her right sleeve up. Even thought she had company she wouldn't let Sano off THAT easy. Then she ran off after the rooster head.
" JEEZE! You women are SO damn iggnorant!"Sano yelled running away back through the entrance.
"YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, SANOSUKE SAGARA!!!!!!" yelled Kaoru running throught the screen door that led to the outside. Sano ran, and Kaoru chased.' And they call me immature,'Yahiko thought as a sweat drop rolled down his head.
Walking up to the dojo they saw rooster head and the racoon chasing each other and then they saw Yahiko looking very embarressed.
"Misao, lets go," said Aoshi Shinomori.
"But, Aoshi, please lets stay! They invited us here and we said we would come! They're expecting to see us there." said Misao who was clearly eager to see her friends here at the dojo. Grabbing her by the shoulders he said," Don't go over there! They will corrupt your brain with thoughts of....of something very bad." He obviously didn't know what to say so Misao wasn't convinced.
"Come ON, Aoshi," Misao said," there nice people, and they're giving us free food!" She knew THAT would get him to come over there with her. The biggest grin spread across Aoshi's face. "Alright Misao, you win," He answered and they walked up to Yahiko.
"Hello ,Yahiko, How are you!" Misao asked trying to start a conversation.
"Actually, extremely embarrassed. You?" He told her. He was hungry, tired, and not realizing that his company was there.
"DINNER'S READY," a voice came from inside the dojo. It was Kenshin and he had the dinner table set and ready to go.
AT THE TABLE WITH EVERYONE SEATED (it goes Misao, Kaoru,
Kenshin, Megumi, Sano, Yahiko, Saito, Aoshi, then back to Misao at a circular table)
"So, Misao, how'd you get Aoshi here?" Kaoru asked with curiosity. She always knew Aoshi with a stubberness to him. She knew Misao had to have bribed him SOME how. She just didn't know exactly how.
"Oh you know Aoshi, if there's a free meal then he'll do anything to go!" Misao laughed. Beside her Aoshi snorted. He was embarressed by his weakness. Especially the weakness of food.
"Hohohohohohohohoho," Kaoru heard from the other side of Kenshin.'oooooooh, I wish that fox would just shuddap and get away from MY Kenshin.' Kaoru thought jealously.
"Oh Kenshin I can't believe Yahiko did that to you! Hohohohohoho," Megumi laughed, flirting.
"Well, you know Yahiko and his pranks,"Kenshin said scratching behind his head."he always trys to make everyone laugh, that he does."
"Oh SHUDDAP, Megumi! That's not funny!Yahiko should be more serious, he could hurt somone even Kenshin," Kaoru blurted. Then she blushed, she should have minded her own business.
"Kaoru, stop throwing hissy-fits, and grow up!" Megumi told her. She was po'ed (pissed off) from Kaoru disrupting her flirting.
"...............," Kaoru was just too embarressed to throw a come back. She felt so stupid and knew not to say any more.
"What's wrong, little missy, cat got your tounge?" replied Sano. He just never knew when to stop pestering her, but she didn't mind that one. It was true.
" Who wants some tea? I do." She said quickly and walked out of the room and into the kitchen.Grabbing a mitten she grabbed the warm handle of the tea kettle, and walked back into the room.
' Did she just say tea,' Yahiko asked himself. Now he was frusterated that the potion was gone.' What did Kenshin do with it?
Kaoru entered the room and started pouring the tea into everyone's tea cups and they all started to drink.
#AFTER DINNER #
"Wow I'm stuffed, Kenshin," Yahiko exclaimed. He was still bummed that his 5 yen potion was thrown away, but he still had that rubber mouse.
"Why thank you Yahiko. Does anyone want some sake?" Kenshin could tell that Yahiko was bothered but didn't think too much of it.
"Sure I'll have some,"Sano said.
" Yeah us too." said Saito,pointing to both Aoshi and himself.
"Gee, Yahiko, a police man came here earlier this morning and told us that you had a surprise for us, do you?" asked Kaoru, changing the subject. She never let gifts slip from her mind. Especially when they were for her.
"Oh, that...well I can't give you the surprise cuz I think Kenshin threw it away," Yahiko said very dissappointed.
"I didn't throw anything away, Yahiko," Kenshin said.' Geez I hope didn't throw anything away that was from Yahiko, that I don't.' Kenshin thought, then asked," can you tell me what it was that you had bought?"
"Ummm, I was going to give you a prank but,-"
"A PRANK!" Kaoru butted in,"YOU RAN AWAY TO BUY MATERIALS FOR A PRANK !"Kaoru was extremely mad. 'First he runs away, then he worries me to death, then he comes home and doesn't forgive me when I didn't do anything in the first place, and now he was going to pull a prank on us? He's going down.'
"Kaoru I can't pull anything now he threw my potion away cuz I stuck it in the tea kettle!" Yahiko blurted out.
"A potion!?! Thats even worse than the soul taking photographs!" Sanosuke said terrified.(I do hope you guys remember that episode)
WHACK!!!!!!
" You moron. Photographs don't take your soul away. Now potions, I do think those can be dangerous." Saito added.
" But I don't think they still make potions...do they?"Misao asked herself.
"They do, but they don't have medicine to cure them, only a rare remody usually," Megumi included.
"Who cares-blahblahblah," said Aoshi
"I blahblah blah"
"Well blah blah blah"
As they continued yelling...
Kenshin sat there looking into thin air. He couldn't move. Then he stood up, and slammed on ontop of the table.
"HOLD ON!!!!!" he yelled.
Everything was silent. No one said a word. No one DARED to say a word.
"I've got some good knews, for Yahiko, and then I've got some bad knews, that I do. Which do you prefer to hear first?" Kenshin asked less loud.
"The good knews," Yahiko replied.
"Yahiko, I didn't throw your 'potion' away...Now the bad knews," Kenshin started with a firm voice then going into a nervous voice. Then he started to srcatch the back of his head," I ,ummmmmmm, who liked the tea?"
"It tasted funny,but good," Aoshi answered," now continue, Battousai, or I will cut you into pieces,"he really didn't want him to turn into a frog from a potion. Even if he was as grand as a prince, their wasn't any princesses around.(hehehe--;;;;;)
"Well, I didn't know what it was, so I tried it. It was good, and I didn't want to waste any more sugar until I was going out so I used the potion instead...in the tea."
Kenshin wanted to run away, but it wasn't going to happen. First Yahiko jumped on his back and started strangling him. Then Kaoru pulled on one of his arms and yelled at him for giving her abnormal tea. Then on the other arm Megumi pulled and yelled at him for the unknown potion with probably no cure. Then there was Sano who was punching Kenshin in the gut for posessing him with evil. There was no escape.
"Aoshi," said Misao," You were right. Plain and simple." sweatdrop
"I don't gloat," replied Aoshi. He was a simple guy, and just wanted to be the strongest man on earth.(I always talk about him cuz I actually have dreams about him if not Kenshin at night.)
" Alright that does it," Saito inturrupted them," We shouldn't go ANYWHERE until all the hocus pocus is over!"
"HERE, HERE!" shouted Sanosuke, who had stopped punching Kenshin as soon as he had nearly passed out.
"Shut the hell up, moron," shouted Saito. Then turning to Aoshi, he whispered,"I think he had a lil' bit too much sake before."suggested Saito, emphensizing the word "lil'
"Good, I'll set out futons, Girls in my room, Boys in Kenshin's,"said Kaoru.
#EVERYONE IS IN THEIR ROOMS AND READY TO SLEEP#
"Megumi? Do you have a crush on, hmmm, anyone?" Misao asked the eldest one of the three girls.
"Well, there is ONE person, okay there are three. Number one is this guy I work with, his name is Dojusuke. Number two is Kenshin...."Megumi stopped from under Kaoru's glare to think. ' Is it really Sano or should I lie and say Saito?'
" Okay you guys I am going to see what the girls are talking about!" Sanosuke told everyone.
"Grow up, moron! You know what kids think about. Men," Saito exclaimed. He knew that he wasn't going to give up.
"Kenshin, will you go with me?" Sano asked.
"Aaaah...Sano, I-I can't. I will not, that I won't!That's just plain WRONG!" Kenshin said defensively. He wouldn't go out there and spy on women. Even if he were still the battousai he wouldn't do that.(yes - women ARE scary. i should know..... kinda)
"Fine, I'll go alone," Sano replied walking out the door.
"Damn that, I won't let you go alone.Wait for me ya moron," said Saito even thought he didn't care.
Finally they had their ears against Kaoru's bedroom screen...
"I guess my third crush would be on Saito," Megumi lied. She wouldn't be humiliated just yet," How 'bout yourself, Misao?"
"Duh, it would totally be Aoshi!" Misao said shocked. She couldn't believe that she didn't know," And you, Kaoru?"
"Hmmmm, I guess it would plainly be Kenshin. He's just dif'rent, I guess..." Kaoru looked up to see Misao roll her eyes and see Megumi's glare.
"Kenshin, Kenshin, Kenshin...that's all I ever hear about these days. I overheard a girl passing me by on the street and she was saying,'Boy, that man with the red hair, cross shaped scar, and in that hot pink shirt is a HOTTY!' Jeez louiz," Misao finished.
By this time both Megumi and Kaoru were blushing.
"I guess my third crush would be on Saito, How 'bout you, Misao?"
"Megumi has a crush on you, Saito?GHASTLY!" Sanosuke said with disgust on his face.
"SHHHHHH...Keep listening we'll hear who the racoon and the weasel like too, as well as the fox," Saito said shushing Sano.
"Duh, it would totally be Aoshi!" Misao said shocked," And you, Kaoru?"
"Hmmmm, I guess it would plainly be Kenshin. He's just dif'rent, I guess..."
"Kenshin, Kenshin, Kenshin...that's all I ever hear about these days. I overheard a girl passing me by on the street and she was saying,'Boy, that man with the red hair, cross shaped scar, and in that hot pink shirt is a HOTTY!' Jeez louiz......"
"How come Kenshin gets all the girls and we don't?" asked Sano.
"Who the hell understands women, moron, hmm?" Saito said defeated.And with that they went back to Kenshin's room and they all fell asleep.
MoTaS: PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER!!!! I need help with this one people. YOU are the critics here - LET ME HAVE IT!!!
Kenshin: Just do as he says so we don't have to make like Jay and Silent Bob and have to seek u out just so we can kick your poop-shooters and have ur SH!T fly everywhere - OKAY THEN?!?!?
Kenshin: Come now, Master...... i think you're awesome, that i do!
MoTaS: You have to say that, BAKA! Otherwise i'd kill you.
Kenshin: YIPES!
MoTaS: COME ON, PEOPLE - GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!!
Kenshin: You insult him, not giving him any reviews.... REVIEW or face the wrath of The Manslayer!!!
MoTaS: Down, boy..... People, just read and review and we'll get on with our lives, okay? Good.
Disclaimer: I do not own the plot or RK or Dojosuke (however you say it) - well, legally i do own the plot... i just didn't create the plot. hehehe.
A Slumber Party???
Megumi and Kaoru were sitting outside the dojo. They were discussing matters of who would be great couples."Megumi, I really don't know WHO Yahiko would be a great couple with... Personally, with HIS taste in women, I don't think he'll find somone soon." Kaoru said to Megumi wonderingly.
Megumi smiled and said," Well I personally, think that his taste in women are great!" Thinking back on the memories of Yahiko saying that Kaoru wasn't as sexy as a guy disguised as a women. And the many times Yahiko had said she herself looked great.' Ha, Kaoru, beat that with a come back!' Megumi thougth as she saw Kaoru glare at her.
"Well, excuse me ya big jerk! I AM pretty sexy if I do say myself-"
"Yah RIGHT! ya BIG UGLY," a voice shouted in front of them. It was Yahiko(duh) and there was a huge smirk planted right on his face.
"Yahiko! You're back!" Kaoru said extremely surprised he was back so soon.Kaoru ran up to him and gave him a big hug.
With Megumi doing the same thing, Yahiko was totally squished." Get off of me, I still haven't forgaven you, Kaoru!" Yahiko gasped trying to get some air...When he finally got out of the great hold he saw Sanosuke and Kenshin sitting right there.Laughing. Just as Yahiko was about to go chase them something hit right smack in the middle of the head."YOWCH! WHO DID THAT!" Yahiko turned around and saw a very angry Kaoru standing before him. All of a sudden he didn't care so much for Ken and Sano." Ummm, sorry?" Yahiko hesitated.
"What did you mean by that Yahiko?"Kaoru yelled at the anxious boy(anxious to get away boy).Half of her was mad at him and half of her was hurt because of him. He had said he had hated her and now he wouldn't forgive her?' Am I really that bad ?' Kaoru asked herself."Look don't run off again, DON'T call me ugly, and, and I am sorry for not paying any attention to you earlier."
"Hey ,missy, didn't you just a few minutes ago promise that you wouldn't hit him?" Sanosuke asked.
'He's pushing it, that he is.' Kenshin thought to himself, 'Don't over do it ,Sano!'
"Sanosuke, what do you mean," Kaoru warned with a glare.
" All I am saying is that your not good at keeping promises, little missy." Sano told her.
'Let it be, Sano, let it BE!' Kenshin said knowing that Sanosuke wasn't going to.
"Really?" Kaoru asked pulling up her sleeve getting ready for some ass- kicking.
"Yah!" Sanosuke said not getting the sign that Kaoru gave him( What a dweeb --;;;).
"Oh who the hell cares!" Kaoru said very angerly. She was SO mad at Sano that she wasn't thinking what his "girlfriend"(Megumi really isn't Sanosuke's girlfriend but Kaoru and Yahiko teased them about if they were together.) was going to do. All of a sudden Megumi stuck her foot out.
"BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
((((Hey diddle, diddle. Kenshin with the sword. Koaru fell flat on her face. Yahiko laughed, to see her fall, and the Megumi and Sano ran away. the end))))
Kenshin was so surprised at how everyone was picking on Kaoru -CORRECTION- Kenshin was NOT surprised at how everyone was picking on Kaoru. So he walked over to her and put a hand on her shoulder. (she was sorta sideways.She was on one elbow and on one hand. Her hair which was down fell at her shoulders.)" You'll be alright, that you will" Kenshin told her with concern, as he pulled her up.
' I am not alright', Kaoru thought.' not for a long time have I been alright'. She couldn't believe how everyone was being so unkind to her. " I am just fine, that I am," Kaoru lied. She wouldn't stand hurting Kenshin's feelings.
" That's good, Miss Kaoru...what shall i make for dinner?" Kenshin asked, wanting a change in the subject. He was never good at making people cheer up.
" Ummm. Maybe some tea and ramen!" Kaoru cheered up and put on a smile. She hadn't realized how hungry she was until now. ' I haven't had tea for ages!' She thought to herself.
' Where should I put this potion until I need it?' Yahiko thought as he entered the house. He wanted to try it out later on when Aoshi , Misao, and Saito came over.
Then he noticed it was leaking. ' Stupid plastic bag!' Yahiko thought as he head over to the kitchen to put it in a cup or something.( the potion was powdery)
"Megumi, Yahiko, Sanosuke, dinner will be soon," Yahiko heard outside from Kaoru.' I've got to hurry up!Kenshin will start cooking soon' Yahiko thought as he looked around in the cupboards.' The tea kettle! I'll put it in there for now!' Yahiko thought as he reached for it and stuck the potion in. Then he took off out of the kitchen.
Kenshin walked into the Kitchen and towards the cupboards. He was getting ready to ramen and some tea for Kaoru and the others. All the while he was wondering why Yahiko practicely MADE him invite Aoshi and Misoa over. ' Well they'll be here at six, that they will. ' Kenshin thought as he reached over for the tea kettle and a pot to put the ramen in.
swoosh(I don't know what powder sounds like when its shooken)
Kenshin heard from the tea kettle. He opened it up and saw powder in it. ' What's this' Kenshin asked himself as he put a pinch of it in his mouth. "YUM! This is really good, that it is. I bet Sanosuke put this in here. I'll just make the tea out of this instead of wasting sugar.( I usually put sugar in my tea, and the potion that Yahiko did looked like sugar. Besides the fact that it was purple) Kenshin grabbed the things he needed (which included the potion which he didn't need) and started to make dinner.
#Knock Knock#
"Come IN!" Yelled Kaoru as she fixed up the table(It's the Knee high kind of table that you have to kneel down at.) She was in as great of mood as Yahiko will be later on in the story( Not very happy...hehehehe) The door swung open and there was Saito.
"Is dinner ready?" Saito asked rudely as he walked into the dojo. He glanced at the racoon which was glaring at him with a tension mark on her forehead.
" Oh hello, Saito." Kaoru said to the police man extremely annoyed.' Did he just ask me if dinner was ready?' Kaoru asked herself. Then she started putting the tea cups out onto the table, and thought,'Did Yahiko invite him as well?' She thought realizing that it probably was, since he already wanted Aoshi and Misao over. Thinking about what she was doing she let him alone. She didn't want to start trouble when company was over.
Sano saw Saito head into the dojo, and he was peeved, ' Why did that stupid moron here?' Sano thought to himself. Then he walked over to the entrance and glanced at Kaoru who was deep in thought with herself.
"Hey, little missy why is that jerk here?", he asked pointing in the direction in which Saito walked off too.' That little-'
"Sanosuke, don't even think of getting off easy for what you did earlier," Kaoru yelled at Sano pulling her right sleeve up. Even thought she had company she wouldn't let Sano off THAT easy. Then she ran off after the rooster head.
" JEEZE! You women are SO damn iggnorant!"Sano yelled running away back through the entrance.
"YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, SANOSUKE SAGARA!!!!!!" yelled Kaoru running throught the screen door that led to the outside. Sano ran, and Kaoru chased.' And they call me immature,'Yahiko thought as a sweat drop rolled down his head.
Walking up to the dojo they saw rooster head and the racoon chasing each other and then they saw Yahiko looking very embarressed.
"Misao, lets go," said Aoshi Shinomori.
"But, Aoshi, please lets stay! They invited us here and we said we would come! They're expecting to see us there." said Misao who was clearly eager to see her friends here at the dojo. Grabbing her by the shoulders he said," Don't go over there! They will corrupt your brain with thoughts of....of something very bad." He obviously didn't know what to say so Misao wasn't convinced.
"Come ON, Aoshi," Misao said," there nice people, and they're giving us free food!" She knew THAT would get him to come over there with her. The biggest grin spread across Aoshi's face. "Alright Misao, you win," He answered and they walked up to Yahiko.
"Hello ,Yahiko, How are you!" Misao asked trying to start a conversation.
"Actually, extremely embarrassed. You?" He told her. He was hungry, tired, and not realizing that his company was there.
"DINNER'S READY," a voice came from inside the dojo. It was Kenshin and he had the dinner table set and ready to go.
AT THE TABLE WITH EVERYONE SEATED (it goes Misao, Kaoru,
Kenshin, Megumi, Sano, Yahiko, Saito, Aoshi, then back to Misao at a circular table)
"So, Misao, how'd you get Aoshi here?" Kaoru asked with curiosity. She always knew Aoshi with a stubberness to him. She knew Misao had to have bribed him SOME how. She just didn't know exactly how.
"Oh you know Aoshi, if there's a free meal then he'll do anything to go!" Misao laughed. Beside her Aoshi snorted. He was embarressed by his weakness. Especially the weakness of food.
"Hohohohohohohohoho," Kaoru heard from the other side of Kenshin.'oooooooh, I wish that fox would just shuddap and get away from MY Kenshin.' Kaoru thought jealously.
"Oh Kenshin I can't believe Yahiko did that to you! Hohohohohoho," Megumi laughed, flirting.
"Well, you know Yahiko and his pranks,"Kenshin said scratching behind his head."he always trys to make everyone laugh, that he does."
"Oh SHUDDAP, Megumi! That's not funny!Yahiko should be more serious, he could hurt somone even Kenshin," Kaoru blurted. Then she blushed, she should have minded her own business.
"Kaoru, stop throwing hissy-fits, and grow up!" Megumi told her. She was po'ed (pissed off) from Kaoru disrupting her flirting.
"...............," Kaoru was just too embarressed to throw a come back. She felt so stupid and knew not to say any more.
"What's wrong, little missy, cat got your tounge?" replied Sano. He just never knew when to stop pestering her, but she didn't mind that one. It was true.
" Who wants some tea? I do." She said quickly and walked out of the room and into the kitchen.Grabbing a mitten she grabbed the warm handle of the tea kettle, and walked back into the room.
' Did she just say tea,' Yahiko asked himself. Now he was frusterated that the potion was gone.' What did Kenshin do with it?
Kaoru entered the room and started pouring the tea into everyone's tea cups and they all started to drink.
#AFTER DINNER #
"Wow I'm stuffed, Kenshin," Yahiko exclaimed. He was still bummed that his 5 yen potion was thrown away, but he still had that rubber mouse.
"Why thank you Yahiko. Does anyone want some sake?" Kenshin could tell that Yahiko was bothered but didn't think too much of it.
"Sure I'll have some,"Sano said.
" Yeah us too." said Saito,pointing to both Aoshi and himself.
"Gee, Yahiko, a police man came here earlier this morning and told us that you had a surprise for us, do you?" asked Kaoru, changing the subject. She never let gifts slip from her mind. Especially when they were for her.
"Oh, that...well I can't give you the surprise cuz I think Kenshin threw it away," Yahiko said very dissappointed.
"I didn't throw anything away, Yahiko," Kenshin said.' Geez I hope didn't throw anything away that was from Yahiko, that I don't.' Kenshin thought, then asked," can you tell me what it was that you had bought?"
"Ummm, I was going to give you a prank but,-"
"A PRANK!" Kaoru butted in,"YOU RAN AWAY TO BUY MATERIALS FOR A PRANK !"Kaoru was extremely mad. 'First he runs away, then he worries me to death, then he comes home and doesn't forgive me when I didn't do anything in the first place, and now he was going to pull a prank on us? He's going down.'
"Kaoru I can't pull anything now he threw my potion away cuz I stuck it in the tea kettle!" Yahiko blurted out.
"A potion!?! Thats even worse than the soul taking photographs!" Sanosuke said terrified.(I do hope you guys remember that episode)
WHACK!!!!!!
" You moron. Photographs don't take your soul away. Now potions, I do think those can be dangerous." Saito added.
" But I don't think they still make potions...do they?"Misao asked herself.
"They do, but they don't have medicine to cure them, only a rare remody usually," Megumi included.
"Who cares-blahblahblah," said Aoshi
"I blahblah blah"
"Well blah blah blah"
As they continued yelling...
Kenshin sat there looking into thin air. He couldn't move. Then he stood up, and slammed on ontop of the table.
"HOLD ON!!!!!" he yelled.
Everything was silent. No one said a word. No one DARED to say a word.
"I've got some good knews, for Yahiko, and then I've got some bad knews, that I do. Which do you prefer to hear first?" Kenshin asked less loud.
"The good knews," Yahiko replied.
"Yahiko, I didn't throw your 'potion' away...Now the bad knews," Kenshin started with a firm voice then going into a nervous voice. Then he started to srcatch the back of his head," I ,ummmmmmm, who liked the tea?"
"It tasted funny,but good," Aoshi answered," now continue, Battousai, or I will cut you into pieces,"he really didn't want him to turn into a frog from a potion. Even if he was as grand as a prince, their wasn't any princesses around.(hehehe--;;;;;)
"Well, I didn't know what it was, so I tried it. It was good, and I didn't want to waste any more sugar until I was going out so I used the potion instead...in the tea."
Kenshin wanted to run away, but it wasn't going to happen. First Yahiko jumped on his back and started strangling him. Then Kaoru pulled on one of his arms and yelled at him for giving her abnormal tea. Then on the other arm Megumi pulled and yelled at him for the unknown potion with probably no cure. Then there was Sano who was punching Kenshin in the gut for posessing him with evil. There was no escape.
"Aoshi," said Misao," You were right. Plain and simple." sweatdrop
"I don't gloat," replied Aoshi. He was a simple guy, and just wanted to be the strongest man on earth.(I always talk about him cuz I actually have dreams about him if not Kenshin at night.)
" Alright that does it," Saito inturrupted them," We shouldn't go ANYWHERE until all the hocus pocus is over!"
"HERE, HERE!" shouted Sanosuke, who had stopped punching Kenshin as soon as he had nearly passed out.
"Shut the hell up, moron," shouted Saito. Then turning to Aoshi, he whispered,"I think he had a lil' bit too much sake before."suggested Saito, emphensizing the word "lil'
"Good, I'll set out futons, Girls in my room, Boys in Kenshin's,"said Kaoru.
#EVERYONE IS IN THEIR ROOMS AND READY TO SLEEP#
"Megumi? Do you have a crush on, hmmm, anyone?" Misao asked the eldest one of the three girls.
"Well, there is ONE person, okay there are three. Number one is this guy I work with, his name is Dojusuke. Number two is Kenshin...."Megumi stopped from under Kaoru's glare to think. ' Is it really Sano or should I lie and say Saito?'
" Okay you guys I am going to see what the girls are talking about!" Sanosuke told everyone.
"Grow up, moron! You know what kids think about. Men," Saito exclaimed. He knew that he wasn't going to give up.
"Kenshin, will you go with me?" Sano asked.
"Aaaah...Sano, I-I can't. I will not, that I won't!That's just plain WRONG!" Kenshin said defensively. He wouldn't go out there and spy on women. Even if he were still the battousai he wouldn't do that.(yes - women ARE scary. i should know..... kinda)
"Fine, I'll go alone," Sano replied walking out the door.
"Damn that, I won't let you go alone.Wait for me ya moron," said Saito even thought he didn't care.
Finally they had their ears against Kaoru's bedroom screen...
"I guess my third crush would be on Saito," Megumi lied. She wouldn't be humiliated just yet," How 'bout yourself, Misao?"
"Duh, it would totally be Aoshi!" Misao said shocked. She couldn't believe that she didn't know," And you, Kaoru?"
"Hmmmm, I guess it would plainly be Kenshin. He's just dif'rent, I guess..." Kaoru looked up to see Misao roll her eyes and see Megumi's glare.
"Kenshin, Kenshin, Kenshin...that's all I ever hear about these days. I overheard a girl passing me by on the street and she was saying,'Boy, that man with the red hair, cross shaped scar, and in that hot pink shirt is a HOTTY!' Jeez louiz," Misao finished.
By this time both Megumi and Kaoru were blushing.
"I guess my third crush would be on Saito, How 'bout you, Misao?"
"Megumi has a crush on you, Saito?GHASTLY!" Sanosuke said with disgust on his face.
"SHHHHHH...Keep listening we'll hear who the racoon and the weasel like too, as well as the fox," Saito said shushing Sano.
"Duh, it would totally be Aoshi!" Misao said shocked," And you, Kaoru?"
"Hmmmm, I guess it would plainly be Kenshin. He's just dif'rent, I guess..."
"Kenshin, Kenshin, Kenshin...that's all I ever hear about these days. I overheard a girl passing me by on the street and she was saying,'Boy, that man with the red hair, cross shaped scar, and in that hot pink shirt is a HOTTY!' Jeez louiz......"
"How come Kenshin gets all the girls and we don't?" asked Sano.
"Who the hell understands women, moron, hmm?" Saito said defeated.And with that they went back to Kenshin's room and they all fell asleep.
MoTaS: PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER!!!! I need help with this one people. YOU are the critics here - LET ME HAVE IT!!!
Kenshin: Just do as he says so we don't have to make like Jay and Silent Bob and have to seek u out just so we can kick your poop-shooters and have ur SH!T fly everywhere - OKAY THEN?!?!?