MoTaS: Well, good news is I got some reviews.

Kenshin: Bad news is it took us this long to post another chapter.

MoTaS: Maybe I'll be nice and post two at once.

Kenshin: Maybe, but wouldn't count on it….

MoTaS: What was that?!

Kenshin: Uh… nuthin Boss; I ain't say nuthin!!!

MoTaS: You'd better hope so, or else!

Kenshin: What? #Cowers in fear#

MoTaS: You'll wake up as Saitou.

Kenshin: NOOOOO!!!!!!

MoTaS: Glad we understand each other. DISCLAIMER TIME!!!!

Disclaimer: Not my characters, not my OC, not EVEN my plot – just in my power is all. Enjoy!!!!!

Waking up to a disaster

Waking up she yawned. Last night was so idiotic. Megumi likes Saito and Kenshin and that other guy Dojusuke. Kaoru liked Kenshin. EVERY body likes Kenshin. she sighed and got up eyes half open. She was tired and sleepy still and knew that she had to have some time alone. While she walked out the door a thought struck her.' Isn't Saito married?'.

(this is misao if you haven't found that out yet.)

Then she ran back inside Kaoru's room, and then it hit her as she looked at "Kaoru" and "Megumi". They weren't themselves. First of all they had changed into Aoshi and Sanosuke...'WHO DID I TURN INTO!' Misao thought as she ran up to Sanosuke's body.

Shaking the body awake she heard," Why are you in here, Yahiko?" it asked.

"I AM IN YAHIKO'S BODY!???!??!WHO ARE YOU!!!!I'M MISAO!!!"Misao asked

(Your gonna have to remember who is in who's body cuz I don't want to keep writing said Misao in Megumi's body and Sano said in Saito's body so I'll tell you who is in who's body right now

Misoa in Yahiko's body

Kaoru in Sano's body

Megumi in Aoshi's body

Kenshin in Misoa's body

Sanosuke in Saito's body

Saito in Kenshin's body

Aoshi in Kaoru's body

Yahiko in Megumi's body

I'll only remind you for the next couple of chapters!)

"What are you talking about Yahiko? I am Koaru!" Said Kaoru ( in Sano's body),"Why are you asking is something the matter?"

"Oh no! Your in Sanosuke's body!That means Megumi is in Aoshi's body!!!!!!" Misao screamed looking at her hands.

"No! This can't be!"Kaoru (in Sanosuke's body)" This just ISN'T RIGHT!!!!"

"What are you yelling ab-," Megumi( in Aoshi's body) stopped. She knew something wasn't right, because she saw Sano in bed laying close to her and then Yahiko was crying like a girl."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"What the hell was that," said Sano (in Saito's body) sitting up and rushing towards the door. That's when he noticed that he was in a police officers outfit." What the hell!NO I AM IN SAITO'S BODY!KENSHIN" Kenshin slowely opened his eyelids and saw Saito over by the soji screen (is that how you spell it? I am not from anywhere that have those so don't flame me too much). He sat up and looked down."AHHHH! What are those! NO this can't be, that it can't! I've got breasts, that I do!"

"Is that you Kenshin? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN SAITO'S BODY!" shouted Sanosuke ( in Saito's body #duh)

"#yawn# What are you yelling for? MISAO, why are you in here?" asked Aoshi (in Koaru's body).

"You've got breasts too, that you do!"said Kenshin (in Misao's body) pointing at Aoshi (in Koaru's body)

Sano remembered the screaming he had heard and ran out the door.

"What," Aoshi asked as he looked down"AHHH your RIGHT! I'M a WOMAN!!!"

"Who's a woman?"Saito asked (in Kenshin's body)."What are you doing in here Koaru? Misao?"

"I am that annoying woman that's in love with you Batousai?"Aoshi asked nearly crying.

"What are you talking about???"Saito asked (in Kenshin's body)standing up while closing his eyes. Then he opened his eyes and said," There's something wrong.... I'M SO SHORT!!!!!!!!!"

Kenshin(in Misao's body)glared at him for a moment then said," Wow, I bet you'll be mad to find out that Sanosuke is in your body, that you will."

"WHAT," he shouted then ran out the door.

"OH No I can't believe it!" Kaoru (in Sano's body) replied. "who the hell is in my body???"

"Who is in my body?" said a voice from the door. It was familiar and had a majestic-ness to it.

"Saito, if that is you, what happened to the others?" asked Megumi (in Aoshi's body)

Then appeared a big tension mark on Sano(in Saito's body)'s head." IF YOU THINK I AM THAT PEA-BRAINED MAN THAN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING COMING!"

"That's Sanosuke alright," answered Kaoru(in Sanosuke's body). She wasn't surprised to see him act that way. That's how he always acted.

"YEAH THAT'S ME, WHO ARE YOU!"Sano was steamed and he was annoyed as well. that wasn't a good combination with rooster-heads.

" Oh you can't even recognize the way I speak??? Man you've only ate ALL my food, told me it was the worst tasting thing, mudded my floors, didn't move a mucsle to help clean, insulted me , and -"

" Alright, alright already Kaoru your in my body...WHAT YOUR IN MY BODY!!WHY couldn't a man be in my body? Is it so much to have???" Sano (in Saito's body) questioned.

"Who's in my body?"all three of the girls asked.

"Go into the dining table we'll all meet there," suggested Sano (in Saito's body).

Everybody sat down at the table not knowing who they were sitting by. They kept arguing to the person closest to find out what happened.

"Quiet everyone! We all have to discuss this fucking thing and we'll all have to shut the hell up!"Aoshi (in Kaoru's body) Shouted.(wouldn't it be wierd to see Kaoru cussin' like that???).

"Alright this is an extremely akward position especially for those who are in bodies of the opposite sex, that it probably is," started Kenshin(in Misao's body),"first we've got to find out who is in who's body. Raise your hand when I call out your name for who you were before. Kaoru?"

Kaoru (in Sano's body) raised her and slightly embarresed. She hated to think that she was in a man's body, especially SANSUKE'S body.

"Misoa,"

Misoa ( in Yahiko's body) raised her hand.

"Megumi,"

Aoshi's body raised it's hand.

"I can't believe a woman is in my handsome body," interrupted Aoshi (in Kaoru's body)

"Shhh...Sano,"

Sano lifted up his hand roughly. He hated the idea that he was in this man's body, but tried to look on the bright side. Saito was in Kenshin's body, and Kenshin is....well....puny.

"Aoshi,"

Aoshi lifted his hand like nothing. Not any emotion in his er-her??? eyes???

"Yahiko,"

He raised his hand up and blushed.

"Saito,"

Lifting up his hand Saito (in Kenshin's body) asked," Are you sure you can see my hand let alone me? I can barely see over this damned table." He chuckled a bit let alone everyone else and stood straight up to see the batousai in a young girl's body. ( hope you got that joke if you didn't you are very slow!)

" Ha ha very funny Saito. Yahiko, do you know of any possible ways of getting us back in our regular-OUCH!"Kenshin crouched over in pain holding his side.

" Hey are you okay Kenshin?" asked Sano (in Saito's body.)

"YIKES MY SIDE IT HURTS SO MUCH!" Kenshin cried in pain. All the men (some in women's bodies) ran up to help Kenshin. All the women ( all in men's bodies) starred at Misao (in Yahiko's body). She was blushing a deep deep red.

"Misao, you better inform Kenshin about the daily need of your womanhood!" Megumi ( in Aoshi's body) told her.

"##sigh# I am SO glad I just got over my monthly!" Kaoru ( in Sanosuke's body)sighed relieved of her luckiness.

"My life and womanhood is over! I can't believe Kenshin is going to see my womanly parts!!!" ##GASP##

"Yah, your screwed, babe!" Megumi sighed. She wanted to help but knew there was no hope in this all.

Misao (in Yahiko's body) walked over to Kenshin( in her body) and grabbed her hand." Come on Kenshin I'll help you out." then they were gone.

Kaoru ( in Sano's body) looked at all the guys (some in women's bodies)and saw a shocked look on their face, 'sides Yahiko. (he's too young to know.)Then they all had a blush on there faces and looked away from them.

Koaru ( in Sano's body) thougth to herself, 'This better end soon...........................'

MoTaS: Cidonie – where-ever you are – SORRY!!!!

Kenshin: For what master?

MoTaS: For – well….. not sure.

Kenshin: #face plant#

Saitou: #sweatdrop – kinda# You're as bad Battousai's former master.

MoTaS: Former master you say – I know not of what you speak.

Saitou: #lights up a cig# Whatever… at least you don't get drunk like him…

Squirrel: #appears#

Saitou: #sees Squirrel# YOU!!!!!

Squirrel: #becomes Super Squirrel# #DUN –dun – DUUNNN!!#

Saitou: Get your hairy tail and A$$ over here and get what's coming to you!!! #Attempts to Gatotsu Super Squirrel#

SS: #Dodges Gatotsu# #Chitters and chatters#

Saitou: Foul CRETIN!!! YOUR MENTHOL-HIGH-HAIRY-ASS IS MINE!!!!!!

#SS and Saitou take off in epic battle seen#

Kenshin: Right…… that was –

MoTaS: -interesting. Now I understand him a lil better.

Kenshin: And your conclusion is?

MoTaS: Despite our friend Super Squirrel, Saitou is an already unstable, smoking, no-good-manslayer creep.

Kenshin: Wow, very descriptive.

MoTaS: And true. Well, hope you enjoyed. Bye for now – and remember to review!!!