Hello! I have this series called "A Day in the Life Of..." (for all of them, check out my profile, they're pretty funny) and this fic started out in that series, but then I realized that Sesshomaru is just to entertaining to make fun of, so this is a completely new fic that is not in the series. whew Now that that is over...on the fun!

Just to let you know...I don't hate Sesshomaru...just slightly dislike. And I find the fact that he looks like he is really sure of himself hilarious. Plus he wears make up. (Take that Smiley-chan!)

InuYasha shall one day be mine!! However...today is not that day.

Sesshomaru

I gazed out the window as the sun began to rise. I love my moments in the morning, which are all mine to enjoy. In a while everyone would awaken and the castle would be a bustling mess. Luna was away and Rin was asleep, so I could attempt to relax a short while. I breathed in deeply and the stench of my half breed brother entered my nose. This could prove to be amusing.

I swept down the stone corridor, and almost stumbled over the unfortunate toad that is Jaken. I growled and stared down to hear his pathetic apology. Then I noticed what he was carrying, and trying desperately to hide.

Clutched in his warty little hands were a pair of my best socks. They were covered in Jaken drool.

"What, pray tell, are you doing with those?

"L-l-l-lord Sesshomaru, I um, well you see, I was...washing them!"

"With your face?"

"Y-yes." He squirmed, anticipating my coming wrath.

I was in a light mood, so I took out my sword and sliced him in half. I would use Tenseiga later to clean up the mess, but for now, watching his innards seep across the tiles was amusing. Gods I love myself.

Avoiding the puddle that was once Jaken-the-warty-toad, I continued down to the main entrance hall.

"SQUEAL HI SESSHOMARU-SAMA! RIN IS NOW AWAKE! RIN IS NOW HUNGRY! RIN WOULD LIKE PANCAKES! WITH SYRUP! AND STRAWBERRIES! AND WHIPPEDCREAM! AND-"

"Rin, you shall receive these cakes from a pan when Jaken 'awakens' but please, cease your deafening squeals."

"OKAY SESHOMARU-SAMA oops! I mean, whispering okay sesshomaru-sama. Rin will be as quiet at a deaf mouse who has sticky stuff in his mouth, and has no tongue, and-"

"OKAY Rin, I get the point." Wow. I have no understanding of how such vast noise can be emitted by such a petite being. One of life's great mysteries I suppose. InuYasha was like that as a child. Many times I was forced to stuff pointy objects in his mouth. Good times. Good times.

After I had revived Jaken and provided him specific instructions to cater to Rin's every wish, I gracefully set off into the forest. Wow. I am so dignified. Haven't you ever noticed how during our battles, InuYasha is killing himself trying to attack me, while I just stand there, being my pretty self, occasionally throwing an awesome blow. I think Naraku needs to take some lessons from me. Both in fighting, and in make-up.

That blue eye shadow totally clashes with his periwinkle monkey suit. Periwinkle. Wow, now if that isn't a fun word to say, I don't know what is. So is mastodon. I love that word. I found out it is a hairy elephant. You learn something new every day I suppose.

Now, what to do today? I could patrol my borders. That's what I do everyday. Time to add some spice to the black void that is my life. I would find InuYasha! That's always interesting. He always gets really worked up and looks like a cat. How disgraceful. Yet so utterly entertaining.

The other members of InuYasha's group are also amusing. The girl that InuYasha has not-so-subtle feelings for has the shortest skirt imaginable, which is hardly appropriate for the jewel hunting that they engage in.

The monk seemed normal, until I recognized him as the priest who one asked me to bear him a child. I faced him fully, and when he realized I was not completely female, grinned and ran off at top speed. I remember feeling what might have been a trace of awkwardness.

The young fox smells like Rin when she went on a two week bath strike when I refused to provide her with my fluffy thing. She wanted to cut it off and use it as a toy. To protest my decision, she didn't bathe until I bribed her with the fact that she could use Jaken as a punching bag instead. I expect the fox hasn't had a proper bath in months.

The other female, I have little knowledge of, yet she is pretty for a human. GASP I did not just say that. Humans are not pretty. They are foul, uncivilized, cretins. Gods, I must have had a brain fart.

I know what you're thinking, and no, I Sesshomaru, do not fart.

HEHE! I had so much fun writing this! I've decided that I'll make this a multi-chapter fic, unlike the others in the other series. I'll update as soon as I can. Thanks, and please review!