Pietro's Tea Party

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! Duncan or Kelly getting attacked by insane shoppers? I LIKE IT!!!! I like that idea. I'll see if I can fit that in somewhere. Enjoy the new chapter!

To mattb3671: Hey there matt! I read the new chapter of 'X-Men is Australian for Mutant' and I loved it! Yeah, that's the biggest trouble with DVD. They always have bees. I need a beekeeper's outfit to handle them sometimes! Sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads? You know how hard those things are to get?! A lot of red tape. Evil red tape, man. Evil red tape. No problem, and we'll see if we can arrange some shrubbery. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'X-Men is Australian for Mutant'.

To soulstress: Hey there soulstress! Yeah, Kelly got a literal nailing. You can imagine that Pietro Maximoff will be embarrassed. Not to mention furious. If you watch carefully, you'll find Pietro's reaction based on the reaction of a character to a situation just like this in one of my favorite TV shows. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'Tempest'!

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red! I read the new chapters of 'This Soap Opera Called Life' and I loved them! Man, the X-Men are getting more enemies that they know what to do with! They really have a bad luck streak in that area, huh? Magneto and Jean torture, huh? I wonder how I'm going to torture Magneto? Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "Shut up, Cartman!" - Kyle Broflovski, South Park

Chapter 5: Premiere!

The Xavier Institute

Sam Guthrie and Ray Crisp, the New Mutant members known respectively as Cannonball and Berzerker, were playing a game of checkers. There was a knock on the door.

"I got it." Sam went up to the door. "Please don't be Lila…" He mumbled before heopened the door. "Oh. Hi, Paul."

"Hey Sammy." Paul grinned. "I came by to make an announcement."

"AGH!!!" Sam screamed. A white, black, and gold blur sped by Paul. Sam disappeared. Ray blinked.

"Paul Starr, keep that psycho girl away from Sam!" Ray snapped.

"I thought we tied her up." Paul blinked. "She's getting wilier. Anyway WHOA!!" Jean, Kitty, Rogue, and Tabitha gathered around Paul.

"Hi, Paul." They said sweetly.

"Hey girls." Paul grinned. "Hey, do you know the show 'America's Wackiest Home Movies'?"

"I love that show!" Kitty grinned.

"Bobby and Ah sent in a tape." Rogue added.

"Tubular, dudette! So did we!" Paul said. "You'll love our tape." He noticed Evan walk by. "Hey Evan! Lance told me to tell you to watch 'America's Wackiest Home Movies' tonight! You'll love the tape Lila and Todd sent in! You might want to record it!"

"Yeah, sure." Evan shrugged.

The supermarket

"Do we have everything?" Lance asked Todd. He was pushing a cart loaded with snacks.

"Sodas, check…" Todd checked off something on a clipboard with a pencil. "Twinkies…" Todd trailed off when he saw Hank run by, lugging a stack of boxes of Twinkies.

"They're mine! ALLLL MINE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!" He cackled madly. Lance and Todd blinked.

"The Beast…is weird." Lance blinked.

"Yeah, yo." Todd blinked. "Anyway, Nachos, check…Cup Cakes, check…Hot dogs, check…"

Bayville Park

"Ahh…" Duncan Matthews sighed happily as he sat down at a tree. "Life is good…" He leaned back on the tree. "I'll feel really good once I take a nice long nap…" He fell asleep on the tree. A squirrel came down the tree, leapt on Duncan, and bit him in the nose. "OWWWW!" A lot more squirrels joined the first one and started attacking the football player. "AAAAAAGH!!!! HELP ME!!!"

The Brotherhood House, 8 PM

The Brotherhood were gathered in their home's living room, the TV playing the opening theme to "America's Wackiest Home Movies".

"This is going to be good." Lance snickered.

"Oh yeah." Fred added, scarfing nachos with melted cheese.

"This had better be good, Paul." Craig warned. "I have better things to do than watch people tape themselves falling down for an hour."

"Aw relax, Craig. You'll love it." Paul grinned. The Brotherhood watched the TV show. They even laughed at some of the sent in movies.

"So, did your movie show up yet?" Pietro asked Lila.

"No, not yet." Lila smirked.

"Our next tape comes from Bayville, New York. 'Barbecue Gone Wrong'!" The host made a gesture. A video played of Cyclops working the barbecue, humming happily. Suddenly, the barbecue exploded, and the video followed a screaming fiery Scott. The audience and the Brotherhood got a good laugh out of that.

"What is the tape, anyway?" Pietro blinked.

"Oh, just a little funny something we stumbled upon and just had to film." Lila smirked.

"And now we have another tape sent in from Bayville, New York. It's the final tape of the night, called 'Teenage Boy has Tea Party'." The host announced from the television. Pietro's jaw dropped and his eyes widened. The tape the Brotherhood made of Pietro's little tea party played. "Wow. This kid has some real issues." The Brotherhood burst out laughing, just like the TV audience. Even Wanda and Craig.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Xavier Institute

The X-Men's jaws dropped and their eyes widened when they saw the tape.

"Oh…my…God…" Kitty stammered. The X-Men all looked at each other slack-jawed for a few minutes. Suddenly…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That was GREAT!!!!" Kitty squealed.

"I knew Pietro had issues!" Bobby laughed.

"He is such a wuss!" Scott chortled.

"Man, I am so GLAD I remembered to record this!" Evan laughed.

The Brotherhood House

Pietro Maximoff was not a happy man. He sat firmly on his spot in the couch. He started clenching his fists, baring his teeth, and growling.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…I…am…so…ticked…off…right…now…" Pietro growled out in his rage.

"They laughed the hardest at our tape! We're going to win!" Lance whooped.

"That was awesome!" Paul whooped.

"What'd you think, Pietro?" A grinning Wanda asked an enraged Pietro. Pietro started shaking in his seat. His face was turning redder every second.

"I'm…going…to…f$#&#$…kill…you…guys…seriously…" Pietro snarled through his rage. He started shaking harder.

"And the winner of the grand prize is…" The host announced. "'Barbecue Gone Wrong!'"

"AWWWWW!!!!" The Brotherhood groaned.

"Our second place winner is 'Teenage Boy has Tea Party'. Congratulations on winning $5,000!"

"Five thousand bucks. That's not bad." Paul smiled.

"Yeah, we can still get you that sowing kit, Pietro." Lila grinned.

"Kill…you…guys…" Pietro snarled. He still sat there, shaking very hard, clenching his fists until they turned white, face red as a cherry. Black steam was coming out of his head. "Kill…you…guys…"

"Let's go out and celebrate!" Fred grinned.

"YEAH!!!" The Brotherhood whooped and left the house. They also left Pietro behind. The group piled into Lance's jeep and drove into town. Soon after they left, a very loud scream was heard from the house, followed by the sound of an explosion.

The supermarket, that night

Principal Kelly went down to the supermarket to get himself some grocery shopping in. He noticed that there was one ham left on the meat section.

"Hey! One ham left! Whoo-hoo!" Kelly whooped. He walked over to get the ham when he heard rumbling. "What?" He turned around. "AAAAAGH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!" Kelly screamed as a group of rabid shoppers started tackling him, trying to get his ham. "HELP ME!!!! OWWWW THAT HURTS!!!!! HEY!!! STOP!!!! HELP ME!!!"

Well, looks like Pietro won't be able to show his face in Bayville for a while! What madness will happen down the road? Will Pietro ever recover from this? Find out soon! This is L1701E saying thanks for reading!