Yu-gi-ohfan66: Bring on your lawyers!!!!!! I have TETSAGA!!!!!

Yu-gi-ohfan66: Um... (stares at hand instead of seeing Tetsaga we see long sturdy stick)

Yu-gi-ohfan66: OH SHIT!!!!!!!! (runs like hell from evil lawyers who are chasing her!!!!!!!)

SETO KAIBA'S WORST DAY EVER

When Seto got to school it was Seto Kaiba Day! No, i'm just kidding!!!!

What really happened was that Kaiba paid the government $50,000 so that October 25th (in Japan) would be Seto Kaiba Day!

(notice the would because if it were without a would it would be October 25th in Japan is Seto Kaiba Day!)

Anyway, since it wouldn't take action until next year, ( "Hence the saying the government is FUCKED!!!!!!!!" said Kaiba.) Kaiba still had to go to school.

When Kaiba finally reached school he sat down at his desk moaning and groaning while rubbing his sore feet.

Just then Yugi and friends walked in. Kaiba reached up slowly, placed his fingers in his hair and yanked very hard wanting very much to scream his head off!!!!!!

'HOW is this my birthday again,' he thought.

Meanwhile Yugi and Yami were wondering how they got from home to school. Somehow they have come out of the shock of Yami erasing Yugi's memory and were asking thier friends just how they got there. "Tea," Yugi asked. "How'd we get here again?"

Tea patiently explained to Yugi that he had walked from his house to school and had encountered short-term memory loss on the way.

' I don't know why Yugi forgot about what happened but I have a feeling Yami wiped his brain,' thought Tea. 'That would explain why Yami forgot about the incident to. If you share the same body you share the same memories,' she concluded.

Yugi finally said after thinking for several seconds said to Tea, "ok Tea I guess that's what happened. I believe you"

'Awww,' Tea thought. 'He's so sweet. How could you lie to a face like that?"

At the moment Yugi is staring at Tea with Chibi eyes.

While all this was going on Seto was sitting at his desk tugging at the ends of his hair running a hand through his hair while using his other hand to rub his feet. (Remember if he only walks short distances than his feet would hurt!!!)

Anyway, Kaiba began to mutter about how he was never going to survive the walk back. When he reached down to put his shoes back on a card fell out of his pocket. There was a note wrapped around the card. The card looked like a bank card. As Kaiba looked closer he noticed it was a driver's license. Then he ripped the note off the card and began to read it.

Dear Seto,

Happy BirthDay! i'm sorry i left early! I had to make sure your gift was absolutely positively perfect! Before you leave after school go to the parking lot! I'll be there with your surprise

Love,

Moki

Kaiba bit back a tear and felt his happy mood restore itself.

Even though Kaiba was not paying attention at that moment the teacher was heard walking down the hall. Yugi and his friends and the rest of the class ran to thier seats. And this all happened while...

Kaiba started doing a little dance. Someone said "look" and everybody rushed to thier seats and watched Kaiba dance.

Now, normally the boys hated Kaiba and thought he was a demnted rich bastard. Normally the girls thought Seto was sexy.

But the way Kaiba was dancing was wrong. So everybody looked at him funny and presumed he was crazy and Fucked in the head.

Just then the teacher walked in. Her name was ms.flower she looked at Kaiba and smiled evilly then said, ( Now note: Ms.Flower is a Bitch!! She hates Seto because he's smarter than she is! She also knows he has no friends and because she is smarter and has a higher position than Seto in the class she insults him at every turn.)

" Seto, no matter how excited you are that someone finally likes you, you must refrain from doing strange (shudders) dances. NOW SIT DOWN! "

"But....." Kaiba said.

" No buts Seto! DOWN! BOOK! OPEN! NOW!!!"

Kaiba turned his head away as he sat down not wishing to show the teacher the embarrising blush that had just spread across his face turning it a bright pink.He opened his book while the laughing that had began when the teacher finished speaking to him was subsiding. When it stopped and he felt his blush had disapeared he slowly slid his book down, put his head in his hands and began to think. HE WOULD MAKE HER LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE STARTING NOW!

Kaiba began to plan. he put his plan, Plan A into action! the plan was called: Pester The Teacher Until She Tells You To Go To The Office or for short PTTUSTYTGTTO.

"Um.. Ms. Fucker?" said Kaiba.

"Yes?" said Ms. Flower. She hadn't been paying attention and assumed Seto had said "Ms. Flower" but then again she had been sbsorbed with correcting last night's homework so she would not have understood fully what Seto had said.

"You are a Whore," Kaiba said.

Ms. Flower opened her mouth to tell Seto to go to the office but before she could do so he hit her with a barrage of insults.

"Fucking Ass! Can't you do anything right? You poor Bitch!!! You're clothes are from the dumpster's just like Wheeler's."

He gave a small pause long enough for Joey to register what Kaiba had said and yell.

"HEY," he said.

"Are you done Seto?' she squeaked afraid and in shock of what Kaiba had just said.

"NO!" Kaiba said. "Never ever speak to a CEO like that or they'll find a way to get you back! I suggest you quit you job Now! Before I pay the government enough money to take your job and take your Teacher's Degree from you! Oh yeah, and SELL YOUR HOUSE!"

" Go to the office Seto!" Ms. Flower said in complete and utter shock. Instead of her being in control of Seto, Seto was in control of her.

" Now remember," Kaiba said. "So you'll know who did the things I mentioned earlier to you!

1. NEVER CALL ME SETO!!!!

2. NEVER SEND ME TO THE OFFICE

And 3. IF YOU EVER DO ONE AND TWO WHICH YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE WHICH I AM GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW!

With that Kaiba, stood up, turned on his heels and walked out of the class.

Yu-gi-ohfan66: I (pants) hope (pants) you (pants) enjoyed (pants) that! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yu-gi-ohfan66: (runs from lawyers who wish to kill her!!!!!!!!)