Author's note: This and all other chapters are shorter because no one is reading this story and so I don't really care too much. If you're reading this story just send me a review to let me know so I can continue it and make it better.

Disclaimer: Why bother? The lawyers will hurt me anyway I say it! So I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, 'Kay? Yes! The lawyers shall spare me!!!

Seto Kaiba had a smirk on his face as he walked to the office. He knew exactly what to do to make his teacher suffer. And having money and power really helped that fact! When he got out of school he was going to pay the government so much money they would gladly fire his teacher and kick her out of her own home. The look on her face would be priceless when she found out she had no money and no home.

He began to laugh a lot. When his laughter subsided he realized he needed to go to the bathroom. Kaiba did not want anyone to see his privates (One of the reasons he wears trench coats might be to hide his privates) so he wanted to make sure there was no one in the bathroom.

When he looked down he realized Ryou and Malik were fucking one another on the bathroom floor. It looked extremely difficult so Kaiba looked away.

He decided to speak to them since what they were doing was very wrong. "Are you Gay?" he asked.

"Yes!" they both said.

"Oh..." said Kaiba quietly.

"Hey." said Ryou. "Isn't today your birthday?"

"Yeah," said Kaiba. "It is. Why are you asking though?"

"Well then, Happy Birthday!" said Ryou. "I bought you a present! Well, actually Bakura did!"

Kaiba knew of Ryou's Yami and figured whatever he got him wasn't going to be nice.

Ryou walked over to his and Malik's clothes, which were piled in a heap on the floor and withdrew a card. "Here you go!" he said sweetly. "Now would you please leave? We have to lock the door so anyone who isn't one of our friends doesn't see this! They don't need to!"

So Kaiba went back out into the hall. He opened the envelope and there was a very beautiful handmade card that Ryou had written. He decided to keep it. He slipped it in a pocket of his trench coat and looked at the slip of paper. It was a torture form for any sort of torture whatsoever. 'I get to keep that extra million dollars after all!' he thought. He had to write the name down first so he wrote his teacher's name, Ms. Flower.

When Kaiba walked into the office and sat down in the principal's office, the principal became scared. With all the money and power Kaiba had, he could easily lose everything he treasured most. So he pulled up Kaiba's file and noticed it was his birthday. 'That's perfect!' he thought.

He then told Kaiba he was, 'off the hook with a warning because it's your birthday,' so Kaiba left the office.

When he walked in Ms. Flower asked him if he had been punished.

He said, "No, because..." (Here's the stupid part. There was sugar in his breakfast that morning...)

Kaiba jumped up and sang...

"He can't touch this!" and then Kaiba pointed to his ass.

Mokuba walked in because he had a P.A day that day and was waiting for school to end, which was in a half an hour. "I heard singing," he said. He saw Seto dancing and decided to join in because Seto was his brother, and if they were humiliated... Well, they should be humiliated together. Mokuba figured the maid had given him sugar. (She's psycho... Remember the first chapter?)

So they sang, (To the tune of can't touch this)

"You can't touch me although you may want to. This... Means... YOU!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!"

Yugi began to cry because the dance Kaiba was doing was becoming very disturbing.

"People look at me all over town. I wish they'd go away when I give them a frown. People must think I'm some kind of freak. But I've got this... (Kaiba pulls out a million dollar bill and waves it around at everyone) I've got this... And you never will (Pause) have this!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!" "You keep trying to touch me. But you never will. I'm a CEO, I've got a brother too. The girls think I'm hot and I can touch you.

(Kaiba touches Joey. Joey pulls out restraining order. Kaiba pulls it out of Joey's hands and rips it up.)

"If you try to sue me for that in my life, You know what I'll do when we get to court!" (Poor you'll be)

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!"

"I'm a CEO of Kaiba Corp. and there's nothing you can do. I can sue you for whatevr you got. This means you!"

"Na na na na... hm hm... Can't touch this!" (Repeat until singing fades in background.)

"Are you done, Seto?" the teacher asked when he was finished singing. "No, but you are!" Kaiba said. "And so you can remember why... You never did call me Kaiba when I told you to call me that!" Kaiba read the ancient text on the document out loud and...
Cliffie! Until next time!

-Inu Kaiba