Disclaimer: If the lawyers want me they can come get me!!! Whoever owns Yu- Gi-Oh can kiss my ass now 'cause I own it!
Lawyer: You're under arrest for fooling people into thinking that you own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Inu Kaiba: (Gleep)
Author's note: This chapter is pretty pointless (And aimless) but funny! There is also a crossover of a certain well-liked anime character in this chapter.
Author's note: Wow!! I actually had this story lying around in my files half written! It's time to finish it!! Plus, I get three volumes of Manga in a half an hour!!!!
The next thing Ms. Flower knew she was chained to the wall of some floor that overlooked a darkened sky.
She looked up and noticed Seto Kaiba, one of her students, mixing a potion.
In the corner was a man who had canine like ears and was wearing strange red clothing. He was also tied to a huge tree.
(Kaiba's POV)
Kaiba turned around and noticed the strange man. 'Why is there a man tied to a tree?' he asked himself. 'And for that matter, why is he tied to that tree in the first place?'
But his thoughts got jumbled and he ended up saying, "What the fuck are you doing in the Shadow Realm?"
"Isn't this Feudal Japan?" asked the strange boy with the dog-ears. (We're going to call him Dog Boy because it's easier to say, 'kay?)
"No, this is the Shadow Realm!" said Kaiba.
Now he had this weird urge to 'feel' the dog's ears so he went up and felt them for no reason that is known to man other than because Kaiba felt like it.
The next thing Kaiba knew he was naked in a bed and Dog Boy was beside him, (Dog Boy is also naked) and Dog Boy was fucking him.
Inu Kaiba: Cut, cut! Wrong scene, wrong script! Now back to our regularly scheduled story!
All of a sudden that scene melded together in a swirl of vibrant colors. And then as suddenly as that had happened, the scene unfolded to where the characters were in their places in the Shadow Realm.
So, finally Kaiba was back in his regular room with Dog Boy tied to a tree and a safe distance away from him, his teacher still chained to a wall, and he was holding a potion, and wearing his clothing with his trench coat which defies the laws of gravity.
'Thank god!' he thought.
Inu Kaiba: This is all completely off topic so let's try to get back to our regularly scheduled topic!
Anyways, Dog Boy was just there for awhile and he eventually decided to speak up. He asked Kaiba, "Can you get me back to Feudal Japan soon? Something important is happening there and I have to defend someone!!! I also want Ramen!!!!!"
"Ok!" Kaiba agreed. "But you have to do something for me first!!"
"Say the word and I'll do it!!!" said Dog Boy.
"Ok, then SHUT UP!!!!" said Kaiba.
Dog Boy began to growl so Kaiba produced a sword from nowhere, (This is the Shadow Realm!!) and sliced the tree off of Dog Boy. The bark was still stuck to Dog Boy's back but that was his problem, not Kaiba's!!! Then Kaiba shoved Dog Boy in the corner, chopped the tree off at it's roots, and threw the tree into this fiery burning pit like thingy.
Dog Boy got up and began viciously attacking Kaiba for the sword. Kaiba responded by throwing the sword into the fiery burning pit like thingy. As Dog Boy's eyes began to glow red, Kaiba opened a door, which had popped out of nowhere, and had a DVD player and many DVD's about a popular show about a dog who saves people. He popped the first DVD in, only after tying Dog Boy to a chair. He played the DVD marked number 1 and walked out to continue the business he had come here to do in the first place!!!
Who is Dog Boy? Guess correctly and win!!! The person, who I decide should win this contest, gets to come in and rescue Dog Boy and relieve Kaiba of this burden!!
If you wish to enter the contest, please submit Dog Boy's name in a review and your personality so I know what kind of a character you will be in this story!!! If there is a tie, both people will get to rescue Dog Boy!!!
Lawyer: You're under arrest for fooling people into thinking that you own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Inu Kaiba: (Gleep)
Author's note: This chapter is pretty pointless (And aimless) but funny! There is also a crossover of a certain well-liked anime character in this chapter.
Author's note: Wow!! I actually had this story lying around in my files half written! It's time to finish it!! Plus, I get three volumes of Manga in a half an hour!!!!
The next thing Ms. Flower knew she was chained to the wall of some floor that overlooked a darkened sky.
She looked up and noticed Seto Kaiba, one of her students, mixing a potion.
In the corner was a man who had canine like ears and was wearing strange red clothing. He was also tied to a huge tree.
(Kaiba's POV)
Kaiba turned around and noticed the strange man. 'Why is there a man tied to a tree?' he asked himself. 'And for that matter, why is he tied to that tree in the first place?'
But his thoughts got jumbled and he ended up saying, "What the fuck are you doing in the Shadow Realm?"
"Isn't this Feudal Japan?" asked the strange boy with the dog-ears. (We're going to call him Dog Boy because it's easier to say, 'kay?)
"No, this is the Shadow Realm!" said Kaiba.
Now he had this weird urge to 'feel' the dog's ears so he went up and felt them for no reason that is known to man other than because Kaiba felt like it.
The next thing Kaiba knew he was naked in a bed and Dog Boy was beside him, (Dog Boy is also naked) and Dog Boy was fucking him.
Inu Kaiba: Cut, cut! Wrong scene, wrong script! Now back to our regularly scheduled story!
All of a sudden that scene melded together in a swirl of vibrant colors. And then as suddenly as that had happened, the scene unfolded to where the characters were in their places in the Shadow Realm.
So, finally Kaiba was back in his regular room with Dog Boy tied to a tree and a safe distance away from him, his teacher still chained to a wall, and he was holding a potion, and wearing his clothing with his trench coat which defies the laws of gravity.
'Thank god!' he thought.
Inu Kaiba: This is all completely off topic so let's try to get back to our regularly scheduled topic!
Anyways, Dog Boy was just there for awhile and he eventually decided to speak up. He asked Kaiba, "Can you get me back to Feudal Japan soon? Something important is happening there and I have to defend someone!!! I also want Ramen!!!!!"
"Ok!" Kaiba agreed. "But you have to do something for me first!!"
"Say the word and I'll do it!!!" said Dog Boy.
"Ok, then SHUT UP!!!!" said Kaiba.
Dog Boy began to growl so Kaiba produced a sword from nowhere, (This is the Shadow Realm!!) and sliced the tree off of Dog Boy. The bark was still stuck to Dog Boy's back but that was his problem, not Kaiba's!!! Then Kaiba shoved Dog Boy in the corner, chopped the tree off at it's roots, and threw the tree into this fiery burning pit like thingy.
Dog Boy got up and began viciously attacking Kaiba for the sword. Kaiba responded by throwing the sword into the fiery burning pit like thingy. As Dog Boy's eyes began to glow red, Kaiba opened a door, which had popped out of nowhere, and had a DVD player and many DVD's about a popular show about a dog who saves people. He popped the first DVD in, only after tying Dog Boy to a chair. He played the DVD marked number 1 and walked out to continue the business he had come here to do in the first place!!!
Who is Dog Boy? Guess correctly and win!!! The person, who I decide should win this contest, gets to come in and rescue Dog Boy and relieve Kaiba of this burden!!
If you wish to enter the contest, please submit Dog Boy's name in a review and your personality so I know what kind of a character you will be in this story!!! If there is a tie, both people will get to rescue Dog Boy!!!