Inu Kaiba: Everybody who guessed one, 'cause I wanna be nice. I know virtually know one's personality, so you can all fight and bicker.
"I want to Change the World, Jounatsu tayasazu ni…"
Kaiba was being driven insane, even though only 9 words had been said.
He hummed his own tune to the music, "F-U-C-K, I will kill this witch, She's a mesuinu kinda Bitch, stabbing takes away the hurt…"
Inu sang his two, "mmmm, mmm mmm mmpphhh mmmmm MMMM," while shaking his fist at Kaiba who was dashing around, preparing things to kill his teacher.
All of a sudden a Weird 'Voopy' noise was heard and 3 people stumbled out.
"Who are you and what are you up to in the Shadow Realm?" Kaiba said, giving the WTF? Look to all 3.
"Amaruk Wolfheart's the name, I'm head of the Kill Inu Yasha society formally known as KIY, I'm here to take this Dog Boy off your hands!"
Something that sounded distinctly like "NOOOOOOo!!!!!" came form InuYasha, and he got up the chair he was tied to sticking to him. As he spun around, he whacked into the T.V. with the back of his chair, breaking the expensive equipment.
In 2 seconds, he was running off, as fast as someone tied to a chair can run, which is not at all fast.
Kaiba was after him like a shot, catching up to him in all of 3 seconds, Inuyasha was abnormally slow with a chair on his back, it might have to do with the fact that Kaiba can run really fast.
He grabbed him and started beating him on the head and hard. InuYasha tried scratching up Kaiba arms but to no avail.
Kaiba decided torture is the best policy, it always is, and whipped out his nail clipper, clipping InuYasha claws to nothing.
Amaruk Wolfheart watched in interest and laughed. 'He's better at torturing than I am…' Amaruk thought.
He gave him a chew toy used to dull down fangs and said, "There's your treat for being a good boy," and turned to the next person who came out of the voopy portal.
"Who are you?" he said pointing at the second person.
"n... Name's s… Silverfox."
"Woah, you have a stuttering problem, get a life or some un-scaredy cat pills!" Kaiba said snickering to himself.
Ssilverfox looked hurt.
"And who are you?" Kaiba said pointing to the third and final person.
"Suguru's Oni, Pleased to meetcha!"
Kaiba gave her the O.O look and turned to all three of them in turn, finally speaking to say, "And you're here to…"
"TAKE DOGBOY BACK!!!" said a mysterious voice in the background.
"Holy fuckin' shit, a bit scary there announcer... person or other…"
"YES I AM MEANT TO BE SCARY, THESE THREE ARE HERE TO TAKE DOGBOY BACK!!"
Another announcer with an English sounding voice spoke then, "YEAH AND THEN AMA'S COMING DOWN WITH A DILDO TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!"
The sound of a fight could be heard and then a scuffling. Finally Announcer number 1 spoke, "I'M SORRY FOR THAT, IT'S NOT TRUE…"
"YES IT IS!" could be heard from the background, then Announcer number1 continued, "THESE THREE WILL TAKE DOG BOY BACK THROUGH THE VOOPY PORTAL, THEN YOU MAY GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!"
Kaiba nodded. Alrightie then!" Kaiba shoved Dog Boy at the three and they fell in the voopy portal ultimately disappearing.
Inu Kaiba: Yes, it was short, readers do not deserve a short chappie, but a long one, I'm going to finish this story today, so a bunch of chapters will be out, hopefully only 2-3 till this ends.
