OoOoOoOo Disclaimer OoOoOoOo
If I owned X-men Jonda would be an official couple, Romy would have a ton of babies, I would have made X-23 and Pietro MEET, I wouldn't have gotten Lancitty back together cause I wouldn't have made them split up in the first place, Elisabeth would have gone on, Amara and Roberto would have hooked up...I can go on forever but I'll stop ;D
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Hi everybody ;D UHW here and yay this is my third fanfic. It probably won't be as successful as Ministry of Evil and The things I'd do for you but oh well.
I'd like to thank all the people who reviewed the last chap of MoE,
Scarlet Sapphire, ishandahalf, lancitty92, SickmindedSucker, Freak87, Pyro Lady, loneraven, He's-got-the-monkeys, Totally Obsessed47, EvilWhiteRaven, fluffy's numba 1 gal, DazzlinShorty, scarlet stripes, Orbs, Dai, BananaPanda24, Rogue14
Ok time to read on, hope you like and review ;D
OoOoOoOo Things to Know OoOoOoOo
It's AU, so no powers. I'll call everyone by their names if the codenames slip I'm sorry lol.
I call X-23 Lexa...Raven and Eric are married.
Kitty, Amara and Jubes are 21
X-23, Rogue and Wanda, Pietro, Ray, Roberto are 22.
Evan, Betts and John are 23,
Warren, Lance and Remy are 24.
OoOoOoOo Summary OoOoOoOo
Wanda gets hit by a bus one week before her wedding, she gets amnesia and Pietro who hates her future hubby lies to her and tells her the guy driving the bus is her boyfriend...what happens when Wanda gets close to this person and when she regains her memory? pairings JONDA, ROMY, X-EITRO, and hints of others ;D
OoOoOoOo Chapter 1 OoOoOoOo
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun was out, birds were singing, and the alarm in Wanda Maximoff's bedside drawer hadn't rang yet...until now of course.
'Beep Beep Beep Beep' SLAM, Without opening her eyes Wanda hit her alarm clock to shut it up and decided a couple more minutes of sleep would be nice. Other people in the household though didn't have the same idea. Her room door opened and her very annoying brother started bugging her to wake.
"Oh Wanda...time to get up sleeping ugly," he said trying to get her up. After that didn't work he grabbed a pillow from the floor and 'bang' hit right in the face. Wanda's sapphire eyes opened wide and anger was starting to glow in them. She sat up and threw a glare at her twin brother.
"Get the hell out of my room!" she yelled at him.
"Make me," he said smirking.
"Ahg" she yelled annoyed at her sibling and then got up and got ready to attack him. Pietro saw that he was in trouble now and made a run for the door before she could get to him. Wanda walked towards her door and closed the door behind me deciding to get revenge on him later. She rolled here eyes as she heard him laughing like an idiot in the hallway and calls her slowpoke. These were the moments that reminded her why she had moved away from her dad's house. She looked around her room which looked just had she had left it when she was 18. She walked towards the mirror and saw that even though the room was the same her reflection wasn't, she was now 22 and she was getting married in one week. As the thought crossed her mind she felt shivers, ignoring it she walked into her bathroom and got ready to take a bath then go downstairs where Pietro would be reminded of why he hated living in the same house with her.
OoOoOoOo Kitchen OoOoOoOo
"Augh...it's just like when they were teenagers," Erick Lensher groaned as he heard Pietro and Wanda upstairs arguing.
"Well...you invited them saying it was time for a family reunion...or did you forget?" Raven Lensher teased her husband while she fixed breakfast.
"I thought it was a good idea...after all Wanda's gonna be happily married and after that no family reunion will be a happy one..."
"If you're talking about the fact that Pietro doesn't like Evan well he's just going to have to accept that Wanda loves him...anyway it's not like he's the one marrying him..."
"I guess," Eric answered grumpily and that didn't escape his wife's view.
"Aww this isn't about Pietro is it...well since he really hates Evan I guess it is but you also hate Evan don't you...because he's taking you're little girl away..." Eric didn't answer but his silence was an answer anyway. "Honey you have to realize that Wanda isn't a little girl anymore...she's 22 and she' old enough to make her own decisions. After all have you forgotten that she moved out on her 18 birthday to be independent unlike Pietro who moved out when he was 19 in half."
Eric sighed, "Was it this hard for you to let go?" he asked. Raven looked into space thinking about it.
"Well it was harder when Kurt married then when Marie did...probably because Kurt's the youngest he demanded more attention then she did. But after I got to know Amanda a lot more I realized that if anyone could take my place and cook for him, wash his clothes be there when he was down, she was the perfect woman for the job. Also Marie just went off and did it without my permission...I still can't believe she eloped," Raven's eye narrowed at the thought but turned normal when other arguing voices were heard from upstairs. "Speaking of the little devils," she said looking up the ceiling where Marie and Kurt's yells could be heard. Eric looked up too...yup this was definitely the same as when they were all teenagers. After while it was quiet and Raven kept making breakfast as Eric read the newspaper. The peaceful silence was interrupted as footsteps were heard coming down the stairs. A minute later Pietro walked into the Kitchen holding his fiancés hand.
"Morning," he called out to Raven and his dad as he sat down. Eric looked over the newspaper and nodded but didn't say anything.
"Mornin..." Raven answered.
"Do you need help Mrs. Lensher?"
"Lexa I told you to call me mom...but if you don't want to call me that until the wedding then please do call me Raven," Raven scolded at the dark skinned girl who was sitting next to Pietro.
"Sorry Raven...I guess I'm still not used to the idea," Lexa answered with a small giggle. "So do you need any help?"
"No don't worry about it I'm just making pancakes." Lexa nodded at her and looked at Pietro who was staring at her.
"What?" she asked making him look away with a smile. "Nothing" he mumbled while drinking some of his orange juice. Lexa looked at her future husband and smiled at how things had worked out. She had met Pietro in college and it was hate at first sight. She had thought he was an obnoxious jerk and ladies man since woman were always on him and he didn't seem to mind, he had thought she was a loner schoolgirl who had one major bitchy attitude when interrupted in her studies. They never talked, just glared at each other from a far then he found out that his sister was friends with her and wondered why. Wanda was a pretty bitchy girl and it was a well-known fact to him that her mind wasn't always in book so he wondered why his wild sister would be friends with a bookworm. Then he finally got to know a bit about her and he found out that she wasn't as innocent as he thought, just like she found out that there was more to him then a pretty face and a major ego. After a while they talked and had become friends, without knowing they had evolved into something else and without warning to any of their friends they started going out, almost giving Wanda a heart attack. And now there they were, in his father house for a family reunion her engagement ring shining brightly as the sunlight hit it. She looked away from Pietro as voices came from the hallway, when she looked up she found one of her best friends walking into the kitchen.
"Good morning!" Lexa chirped at Marie Lebeau.
"What's good about it?" Marie asked as her husband Remy walked in behind her. Lexa shook her head at Marie's morning grumpiness. Remy said good morning to Eric and Raven who returned the greeting, Raven with narrowed eyes. Lexa noticed and felt like laughing but held it in. Raven didn't get along with Remy and hadn't since he was a teenager and had won the heart of her only daughter. Remy and Marie had met in high school and their relationship continued even while both went to different colleges, it had made Wanda and herself really jealous that Marie had found such a great guy who loved her even when they were far apart. Remy was known to flirt when he was younger and thought a lot abut himself, that is until the bitchy southern beauty slapped him around a bit and stole his heart, at least according to the way Wanda tells the story. Anyway after Remy finished college (he is of course older then Roguey) he had surprised her and gone to her school to visit. Then took her on a nice walk around campus finally under a beautiful moonlight while they sat on a bench he had gotten on one knee and proposed. It really wasn't a surprise to anyone but Raven who forbid her from marrying him, but Raven should have known Marie a little better than that since a month later Rogue and Remy had eloped. Wanda, Kurt, Pietro and Lexa denied being there as the witness...hehehe a little white lie isn't going to send them to hell. Raven had eventually accepted it but there was still a little hatred she had for him. (by the way Rogue was 20 when she married rem rem and Remy was 22).
"Good morning family..." Kurt Wagner walked into the kitchen to see most of the family already there. His wife Amanda close behind him with a vibrant smile that told everyone what they had done last night. Lexa smirked at Amanda.
"Morning Amanda...while so happy?" Amanda blushed while Marie gave a silent laugh at the accusation. Remy looked up at his brother in law who glared at Marie and Lexa, he smiled and nuzzled Marie's neck.
"Can you guys get a room?" Wanda asked walking into the Kitchen glaring at her brother's head.
"Non...we jus came from de room," Remy answered humorously. Wanda rolled her eyes and sat in a chair.
"Well I hope everyone is ok with pancakes?" Raven announced as she put a plate-stacked plate with pancakes in the middle of the table. Everyone said it was fine and started eating not saying much to each other. After there were only a couple of people eating Eric started conversation with the family.
"So do you guys have anything special planned for today?" he asked.
"Remy and ah are leaving toady..."
"WHAT? WHY?" Wand asked angry that she was leaving when the wedding would be Saturday.
"Cause we got work tah do...you know they didn't give us the whole week off...don't stress though we'll be back on Friday probably at night so ah'll be here when yah're getting dressed if that's what yahr worried about."
"No that's not what I'm worried about it's just that you're flying back to New Orleans only to come back in 5 days is that really logical? What about all the money you're spending?"
"No need to worry 'bout that petite we'll be fine," Remy answered while Wanda shrugged at trying to talk them out of it and reached for more coffee.
"What about the rest of you?" Raven asked.
"We're gonna take those two to the airport and then go shopping for some clothes for Pietro's school reunion which is..." Lexa started but stopped forgetting what day he was going.
"Wednesday." Pietro finished for her.
"I have to go to work, go with those two idiots to the airport, make sure everything's going ok for the wedding..." Wanda started.
"Breath for a second and relax..." Marie cut in making her quiet down.
"I don't think we're doing anything..." Amanda spoke up and looked at Kurt for and answer.
"Nope...if you want we can help out with wedding stuff?" he asked Wanda who smiled.
"That'll be great," she answered as Lexa's cell phone started ringing.
"Hello?"... "Oh hi mom...finishing breakfast...we'll be back home probably on Sunday after the wedding...yeah okay hold on..." "She wants to talk to you," Lexa told her fiancé.
"Hello Ororo...yeah...uh huh...okay...tell Logan not worry I'll have Lex back on Sunday," Pietro answered and rolled his eyes. "Ok bye" he gave Lexa the phone.
"Can you say embarrassing?" she asked her mom. "Fine fine whatever...okay bye." She hung up the phone and looked at Pietro, "Parents" she said a little annoyed her parents checked up on her as if she was still a child. Pietro didn't answer since his own dad was in the room.
Everything got quiet and Marie gave a sneak peek at her watch to find that Remy and her plane would leave in two hours.
"Shit...lets go Rem or else we'll be late for our plane," she told her boyfriend as she got up from her seat. Minutes later they were outside as the guys helped Marie with her bags except for Eric who was still in the kitchen with his wife. As they put the last bag into Pietro's car Marie walked inside the mansion to her mom.
"Ah'm leaving now," she told her giving her a peck on the cheek.
"We'll see yah later on Friday..."
"Alright...bye." Marie walked back outside and gave Kurt a hug as he gave her a small peck on the cheek.
"See you Friday right?" he asked.
"Yea..." she answered as Amanda hugged her.
"Geeze you people...you're gonna see each other in five days lets not make this dramatic," Wanda remarked rolling her eyes. Lexa shook her head good humorously and got into the passenger seat since Pietro was driving. Marie, Wanda and Remy sat in the back of the car Rogue in the middle.
"How come we're not taking yahr car?" Marie asked Wanda.
"There's something wrong with it so I'm probably gonna have to take a cab to work this week and stuff..." she answered grumpily at the fact her car was jammed. About an hour later they were in front of the gate the Remy and Pietro watching their beloveds.
"Okay so yah think you'll be okay without meh?" Marie asked.
"Yeah...it's only five days...what can go wrong?" Wanda asked, Lexa opened her mouth to answer but Marie glared at her making her shut up.
"Ah guess yahr right...so I'll talk tah yah two on Friday. Call me if something goes wrong or if yah need me earlier k?"
"If I'd call you to make you come earlier there wouldn't be much of a point to you leaving...don't worry...I don't want you here until Friday no matter what happens.'
"Are yah sure?"
"Positive if you come sooner I'll kick your butt then say I told you so since you'd be wasting money for no reason."
"Fiahne...Ah'll talk to you later then..." Marie answered and gave them both a small hug. Soon after she found herself next to Remy on a plane that would be taking them to New Orleans. Remy grabbed her hand as her head rested on his shoulder wanting to get more sleep. Remy watched her and ad then gave her a small kiss on the forehead a small smile on his lips as he saw the woman who stole his heart sleeping peacefully.
OoOoOoOo Outside of airport OoOoOoOo
Pietro was whining to Wanda and giving her reasons why she shouldn't marry Evan; Lexa shook her head making pretend to listen to him. She didn't really have to listen since he preached the same thing all the time. Wanda was also ignoring her brother and wondered why she was getting the feeling that the days before her were going to be long. She then remembered that her car was broke, she sighed. Yup this week was going to be really long, she thought and continued walking with Pietro jabbering away in front of her.
OoOoOoOo The Next Morning OoOoOoOo
Beeping started coming out of Wanda's alarm clock, when she slowly opened her eyes and squinted to look at it she saw that it was eight a clock. She closed her eyes again only to snap then open...EIGHT a clock, she quickly got up and started looking for clothes to wear.
"Shit shit shit shit..." she kept mumbling to herself while getting dressed. She ran downstairs into the kitchen were her father was sitting on the table drinking some coffee while there was a plate in front of him with a jelly doughnut.
"You're gonna be late..." he told her as he watched her scurry around making her coffee.
"Thanks for the notice dad but I already know that..." she answered annoyed and not wanting to talk to get out of the house as soon as she could. "Where's Pietro?"
"Not here, Lexa woke him up bright and early to continue on their quest to finding him the perfect outfit for the reunion. Aren't you going? After all it's your reunion too."
"Shit I wanted him to give me a ride since my car's getting repairs, and I wouldn't be caught at the reunion. High school was hell and the only reason I survived was Marie, anyway isn't it a bit stupid that they are doing the reunion and it hasn't even been ten years." Her father shrugged not understanding why she was so antisocial even now after the teenage years.
"Well can you give me a ride?" she asked looking outside to find that it looked like it would rain.
"No, I'm stuck here. Raven took my car to work cause hers didn't have any gas..."
"Aren't you gonna be late for work?" she asked.
"Nope my work is your work since I gave you the company..."
"It's not my yet..."
"I know but you are the ceo and they don't need me there today...unlike you don't you have like 5 meetings today?"
"Shit today just isn't my day..." Wanda mumbled and left the kitchen in a hurry. Eric didn't watch as she left since he was to busy reading the paper, he finally looked away to take a bite out of his doughnut only to see that it was no longer, he looked at the empty doorway with an annoyed look then got up and got another doughnut from the counter shaking his head.
OoOoOoOo At the Mall OoOoOoOo
Pietro stood alone leaning on the rail on the second floor. He watched people walk by and definitely made an impression on the young girls passing by. He smiled at this and gave all the girls that looked his way a charming little grin making them start chattering and giggling like little girls. To say he was enjoying this was an understatement, for some reason making girls fawn over him and swoon just made him feel good. He was so busy doing it that he failed to his beautiful bride to be watching him from the entrance of Victoria's Secret. Lexa shook her head this not being a big surprise to her, she knew how Pietro was, and he was called a player in College and in high school for a good reason. She watched him for a while deciding whether she should be mad or not, finally after seconds she sneakily made his way towards his just as soon as a blonde girl started talking to him.
"Hi there cutie...you got a name?" she asked him sassily. He smiled at her.
"Yeah...my names...honey," he started out flirtatiously but stopped at the word honey looking at Lexa who stood behind the blond.
"Honey? Well whatever floats your boat, how bout we go somewhere to get to know each other a little better?" she asked.
"Actually I believe he was calling ME honey..." Lexa remarked behind the girl her eyes showing annoyance. The girl rolled her eyes and turned to confront her but stopped when she looked into the dangerous blue eyes looking back at her.
"Um...I um...I...bye..." she stuttered and made her way away from them. Pietro watched her with a smirk on his face seeing as how easily Lex could get rid of those girls with her scary jealousy; it soon faded as he saw Lexa was directing a glare at him.
"Um...I can explain..." he started.
"Don't bother..." Lexa answered shaking her head and then took something out of the Victoria's secret bag. She showed Pietro what it was and pouted while saying, "I guess I should return this huh?"
Pietro's jaw dropped seeing the sexy lingerie and then began to imagine Lexa in it. She turned away walking towards the door putting the lacey clothing back into the bag but was stopped from her little walk as two hand wrapped themselves around her waist. Pietro kissed the back of her neck.
"Aww don't be like that, so what if girls can't keep their eyes off me and that I flirt with them once in a while...you know it's you I'll always be coming home to," he whispered into her ear making her shiver and then making a small smile grace her lips. She turned to look up at him.
"You better...or else I'll sic my daddy on you," she teased.
"Heaven forbid..." he answered and gave her a kiss on the lips. She broke and started dragging him away to other nearby men stores.
"Come on we still have to look for the perfect outfit for your reunion thingie ma bob."
"Do we have to?" Pietro whined like a little boy.
"Yup"
"Why? It's just a stupid reunion and anyways you won't be there with me so what's the point of looking good."
"Aww pie pie your so sweet...but you wanna look good because you wanna prove that you made someone out of yourself...and to tell them someone actually calmed your ass and is making you marry them," Lexa teased looking through men clothes.
He wrapped his arms around her waits again. "See that's why you should go...so I can show you off..."
"You know I can't...I promised your sister that I'd help with the wedding all my fun," Pietro said with mock sadness.
"Don't worry babe...I'll make it up to you," Lexa remarked at winked at him. Pietro smirked and looked at the bag in her hands.
'Maybe her not going is a good thing...especially if she makes it up to me' he thought to himself while watching her go through more clothes.
OoOoOoOo Lensher Industries OoOoOoOo
Wanda looked around her fathers office, or more like her office since he had put her in charge and made sure that everything she was suppose to do was done. She was dog gone tired after all five meetings, paper work, firing her secretary, more paper work, answering the phone since she fired her secretary, and more paper work. She looked around the room once more and walked out locking the office behind her and walked towards another office and without knocking opened the door. There was a man seating at a desk looking at some papers and he looked up at her as she barged.
"What's up?" he asked.
"Not much just came to tell you I fired the secretary so you need to hire another one..."
"WHAT?" Roberto Da Costa yelled as his good friend since childhood told him that she had fired the secretary they shared. Hearing the yell a young man around the same age of Roberto walked into the office.
"What is it?" Ray Crisp asked his friend and looked at Wanda who looked like nothing was wrong.
"She fired Ashley..." Roberto moaned.
"Damn Wanda that's the third secretary this month," Ray told her as she shrugged not caring.
"Hey what's going on?" a young Asian girl asked walking into the office.
"Wanda fired Ash and 'Berto's mad about it," Ray filled Jubilation Lee on what was happening.
"Is he mad because he lost the secretary or because he won't be able to check out her ass anymore?" she asked.
"I'm guessing the second one," Ray answered grinning at her. Jubilee smiled back as Roberto started complaining.
"But I DON'T WANNA interview any other people," he complained. Ray rolled his eyes at him.
"I'd do it for you but I have like a thousand meetings tomorrow," he told him. Jubilee looked up at Roberto and then Ray.
"Well if you want I'll do it," she told the blond who had orange bangs. Roberto looked relived.
"You sure?" Ray asked.
"Sure I'm not gonna have much to do since you'll be in the meetings," she answered (she's Ray's secretary by the way).
"Thanks Jubes you're the best," he answered making her gloat. Wanda shook her head at them as Roberto also noticed the interaction.
"So Jubes you going to my wedding right?" Wanda asked her. Jubilee looked at her.
"Yeah wouldn't miss it for the world."
"Great...are you thinking about going with a certain someone?" Wanda asked grinning and looking at Ray. Jubilee blushed at the implication.
"Idunno," she answered quickly and then changed the subject, "Well I better go get things ready for the girls interviewing tomorrow," she told then and quickly left. Ray watched her and looked at the other two.
"What was her hurry?" he asked.
Wanda shook her head, "I'm leaving I'll see you two tomorrow," and with that she left the boys. Ray looked at Roberto still waiting for an answer.
Roberto also shook his head and walked past Ray to go get some coffee mumbling something that sounded like "clueless" as he passed him. Ray watched him go and shrugged and then made his way towards his own office.
OoOoOoOo Outside of Lensher Industries OoOoOoOo
Wanda walked out looking around for a cab so she could go back to her dad's house. She finally found one across the street and made her way towards it. As she was walking her cell phone started to ring so she went a head and answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hey babe"
"Evan hi...what are you doing?"
"Thinking bout you" (ahhh some one gag me)
"That's nice honey...so did your boss let you come earlier than Friday so we could spend sometime together before the wedding?"
"Nope...I begged and pleaded but he still wouldn't let me so I guess we'll have to spend time together when I get there Friday night."
"Oh," Wanda answered a bit of disappointment in her voice as she crossed the street. As she kept talking to him she failed to look and see if any cars were coming, also missing the large blue bus heading her way in the distance..
"Well I gotta go but I'll call you later..."
"Ok" Wanda answered.
"I love you..."
"...me too..." she said feeling a little weird, she had said it to him before but for some reason this time it was different.
"Bye"
"Bye" Wanda answered and shut her cell phone looking at it weirdly, finally when she looked up she saw that she had stopped walking to look at it resulting in her being in the middle of the road. That's also when she noticed the huge bus heading her way. Wanda's eyes got huge but before she could let out a scream she felt pain and then she blacked out.
OoOoOoOo TBC OoOoOoOo
And that's the first chap ;D I hope it was ok and you guys liked, next chap introduces our favorite Aussie ;D I'll try fitting other couples in (Lancitty, Anlocke, ect) a little farther along the way. I'm not sure how long this fic is gonna be but I'm gonna say 7 chapters...9 at the most I think. The chapters probably won't be as big as MoE or The things I'd do for you and if it takes a while for updates I'm so sorry but school's a big pain to me.
As for those who want the Sequel to MoE I won't be working on it till I finish this story and Total Manipulation which will be posted soon (if it isn't posted yet ;D). But don't worry guys both these stories are kind of my vacation stories and they won't take longer than three months...lol I hope I'm not scaring any of you hehehe...
Are there any Jonda or Lancitty fans here? (gee i sure hope so these couple aren't just gonna be in this story lol). If you are i hope you join my brand new LANCITTY FORUM (YAY) and also my JONDA FORUM (;D) You can find them at...
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Anyhoo hope you guys liked and that you'll review this chap. Love ya lots - UHW