Disclaimer: I do not own the Addams family or Lord of the Rings. I only own my idea that they can go together.
The Baggins Family
They're rich and awfully cooky
Adventurous and Tooky
had one too many cookies
The Baggins family
The hole is comfortium
when wizards come to see 'em
Don't see 'em and you'll scream
the Baggins family.
So get a wizard's shawl on
A dwarf that you can fall on
Come on, let's pay a call on
the Baggins family