Author: Warning! Warning! Warning! If you have not yet read/watched/have any small piece of information about any of the following DO NOT read because you will not understand what is going on. Inuyasha, Cardcaptors, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Spirited Away, Chobits, and Tsubasa. I shall try to explain a bit, but I can't explain the whole series to you. You have been warned.

Anime's that Appear in this chapter: Inuyasha.

Inuyasha is a half dog demon trying to gather the shards of the Sacred Jewel. He works with Kagome who can sense the shards and is the reincarnate of a priests names Kikio. Kikio and Inuyasha used to be a couple and Inuyasha is still pining for her. (Author: But we all know he REALLY loves Kagome...)

Broken Laws

Chapter 1: The Problem and the Proposition

This is the story of the near collapse of the Anime worlds. Yes I did say worlds. Each Anime is a completely different world, but still connected to all the others, rather like providences in a country. Each one functions separately but still relies on an overall government to keep order between them all.

So in other words, Inuyasha, Cardcaptor Sakura, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and others are all connected by the Anime Police. It is our job to enforce the Anime Laws, which were written by the esteemed Ryan Shellito and Darrin Bright. I claim no authority over these ever so holy laws; I am merely in charge of overseeing that they are obeyed

That is of course where this story starts, with me in my office, sorting through various issues and problems, keeping the peace and monitoring the laws.

"Let's see, flying midgets will work nicely here. If only I could use some oompa-loompas! Hmmm, but I was banned from Willy Wonka. Hmmm."

I was sitting in my comfy leather chair, considering world domination and basically ignoring the rest of the world. Unfortunately, it seems the rest of the world cannot cope without me.

"Excuse me sir, but you wanted to know if Kagome and Kikyo ever started to—"

"Please shut the door Tim." I said while still contemplating my plans. Tim had a problem with over exaggerating the trivial and shutting doors. Many good campaigns were wasted due to extra ears. "Now, continue."

"Well, sir, there was a causality this time."

Of course I didn't bother to look up. When Anime characters got into these horrible spats, as they were wont to do, someone almost certainly died. The one killed was brought here, resurrected, and then returned with a free pass to the Break Room. "How many times do I have to tell you to report the whole story, Tim? The little information you have just provided tells me nothing important."

"Sorry sir." He said looking properly remorseful. "Kagome and Kikyo were fighting as usual over—"

Someone pounded mercilessly on my door. "Open up Officer Ralton! I have a—"

I hurriedly grabbed the papers spread all over my desk and clutched them greedily to my chest. "Go away Jean! I'm busy!"

"But sir, I have Inu—"the door splintered and the shattered pieces fell all over the place as the Dog Demon Inuyasha entered.

"Where's Kagome?" He demanded.

Well, obviously these people would not go away until I solved all of their pathetic problems and so I calmly put my papers in the top desk drawer. "I see they confiscated your Tetsusaiga this time."

Inuyasha cracked his knuckles in that most infuriating way he has on TV. "Where's Kagome? I'm not leaving until I find her! Even if I have to shred this building to bits!"

A third party entered. "Excuse me Officer Ralton, but you're needed in the jail house immediately. It seems—"

"Ralton! I need you immediately. It is a matter of utmost urgency!"

Damn that migraine medicine. It always wore off at the most inopportune moments, like now. "Silence!" I yelled, casting my Authority over the room. Sometimes it was most helpful to be a man with a nice office, one that gave you some measure of control over the occupants. So, after that outburst only I retrained the ability to speak.

Tim stood by waiting patiently knowing I would address him first as he was the first to enter my domain. Jean also stood passively contemplating the minimal words required to tell me his news. The third person, whom I have no name for, tapped his toe as the only sign of his impatience. And Inuyasha tried to remain still, but I could see the tension in his muscles and the desire to take his rage out on someone was clear upon his face. I got a perverse pleasure out of watching this sort of thing.

"Tim, I no longer require your services as I now have a full understanding of the situation. Please leave. Jean, please remain in my office with Inuyasha while I speak with whatever-your-name-is in the hall." I remained seated behind my desk, trying to right its mess. This type of situation never bode well for me. "Well, get moving people!"

Tim left quietly, but Jean had to restrain Inuyasha. He still managed a rude hand gesture. Ignoring him, I stepped into the hall, which was much to my dismay empty.

"Officer Ralton, I am to give you this missive." He held out a small piece of paper.

Carefully scrutinizing the man, I snatched the paper. He looked off into the abyss just like an underdog, waiting for me to respond. I hate that.

"You may leave now." I glared, but broke open the seal. The letter was short but said more then I really needed to know. "Not again." I mumbled. "You tell your superior that I can handle this by myself, and you boys better keep your noses out of it!" I crumpled the note and walked back into my office.

Somewhere in that action I tried to slam the door, but forgot that Inuyasha had destroyed it, which caused me to spin, crash into the frame, and then fall down. And all of that caused Inuyasha to fold over with unheard laughter. Unheard because he was still under my Authority.

I glared at him and sat down. Unfortunately I missed the chair and Inuyasha fell over clutching his side.

Trying to ignore the crunching and crashing of his incessant rolling, I glanced at my desk. During my absence the requests had come rolling in. Miroku, Shippo, Naraku, Sesshomahru, even bloody Jakken had written to complain about the arrest of Kagome. Before my eyes chaos covered my desk.

Inuyasha finally stopped rolling and stared transfixed by my desk. Jean waited patiently by the door. I ignored all three annoyances and concentrated on the problem at hand: getting rid of Inuyasha and saving the anime worlds...again.

In order to plan this I would need the assistance of one of the sneakiest, most devious people here, my beloved Erin. Well, I would need her and my trusty book of Anime Laws. "Get me Erin!" I screamed into the phone.

She arrived within minuets and I explained the situation. "Well, first of all you need the traditional five. You need someone to fix the worlds, a body guard, someone who can mingle with the crowd and get anyone out of trouble, someone who knows all the worlds, and the annoying sidekick."

"I hate that law." I mumbled. "Let's seem that means Minmei, Zelda, and Merqueecrinienr. But I need two more people. Tell me Erin, how can I need two more people and who can I use?"

I pondered the question while Erin spoke with Inuyasha. For some reason she seemed able to understand his crude hand motions. Another match of letters arrived, all declaring that if Kagome wasn't released they would quit. Wait a minute, Inuyasha would make an excellent body guard! Unfortunately he would never agree, unless I managed to drop all of Kagome's charges! That left only one more position to fill.

"Damn Law! I don't need a fifth person! And for that matter I don't have one!" I screamed in frustration.

Then sensible, creative Erin found away around that particular problem. "Just use a stuffed animal. You know, that's how Sakura hid Kero for so long, so you can do the opposite."

"That just might work! Erin, darling, do me a favor please, bring Minmei, Zelda, and Merqueecrinienr to my office."

She nodded smiling and left.

"Now, Inuyasha, I have a proposition for you. I will remove Kagome from jail and clear her record of all charges if you do something for me." I laid the bait carefully and waited patiently for him to bite, which he did.

"What do you want?"

"I have a mission that requires someone of your skills. The anime worlds are colliding, mixing together. I need you to act as a body guard for my team." He glared at mew and I could practically read the refusal on his lips. "If you don't, Kagome just might rot in jail for the next fifty years."

"Fine." He grudgingly agreed.

"Good, now, let's meet the rest of your team."

Okay, now you may be asking yourself what is the point to this lovely little fic...Let me tell you over my travels as an internet user, I have come across a lovely list of Anime Laws and have decided to break them all in one fic, this fic. Lovely isn't it. It is in this space that I shall inform you as to which Laws were broken in the previous chapter. Today's laws are...

#7 Law of Temporal Mortality- 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways-either so quick they don't see it coming OR is is a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existance, or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8 Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage. Even when 'Bad Guys' die so quickly they don't see it coming it takes them a while to realize they're dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. SA

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