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Anime's that appear in this chapter: Inuyasha
Chapter 2: The Team
Pride gushed through my veins as I surveyed me team. We had Minmei, one of the most intelligent agents to join my department. She had a keen fashion sense, liked to converse with people, and had an excellent judge of character. In fact, when I joined the Anime Police over two hundred years ago she helped me make all the right connections.
Of course most of those people didn't last through my first world domination plot. They called me crazy, psychotic and in one case a plain loon. Oh well.
Minmei, today, was dressed in a stunning blue shirt covered in shinny sequins and open in the back. It went well with her luscious blond hair and tight black pants. Most men in the Force here had a small thing for her, but in my opinion no one could compare to MY Erin!
Next was Zelda. She had also stood by my side since the beginning and never failed me once. In fact she gave me the best compliment I have ever received. I glow just remembering it; she called me the most diabolical, evil, and twisted man she had ever met! Obviously she'd never met Eriol Hiiragizawa form Cardcaptors.
Anyway, Zelda has an unparalleled skill with electronics and she developed the equipment that most people use for surveillance. Of course, I now have a wonderful method for spying on my comrades and exhorting their weaknesses became a simple matter.
Unfortunately she has a little problem with being a ditz. It has caused more then a few problems in the past. She liked to change her hair color a lot and right now it was a lovely lavender shade. It matched her very cute pinkish-purple dress.
Then there was Merqueecrinienr, his name sort of explains a lot. He was easily the most annoying, controversial character in existence and I happened to work with him. Merqueecrinienr himself was a living oxymoron that managed to break all of the laws and yet worked for them. He broke the law of Feline Mutation by only having cat eyes and dressing as any normal person would. He was also fourteen years old and did as little work as possible in twice the amount of time it would take an adult to do twice the amount of work. That little fact tended to annoy the hell out of everybody, especially as he made more money then anyone else. For that matter, he wasn't very smart, just a smart ass. I found it quiet funny.
Smiling I handed Inuyasha a bio on each of the three. "Here's come information on your team mates. Study it well; you probably won't learn much else."
He glanced down at them. "But it's just a picture and a name! And who's this Mer- Merqu-This?" Inuyasha pointed to Merqueecrinienr's name.
Merqueecrinienr rolled his eyes. "Bob, it's pronounced Bob."
"Inuyasha glared at Bob. "Isn't there some law about five people? We only have four!"
I grinned. Erin sometimes called it my devilishly happy grin because apparently it made me look evil. "Here, this is your fifth member."
"But-But that's a stuffed hippo!"
The other members burst into fits of laughter. "My good man, you have an awful lot to learn about Ralton here!"
More laughter. With this type of comradery the mission was sure to succeed.
I know, short chapter, but I had to introduce a bunch of new charaters. Please Review!Laws (We have lots of them this time)
#17 Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minmei is a bimbo
#18 Law of demonic consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
#23 Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter then adults. And almost twice as annoying.
#26 Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
3) wear as little clothing as possible
#34 Law of probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to torn to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore mentioned females clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). When ever there is a head wind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don't hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
#36 Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-Man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation
#42 Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
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