Anime's that Appear in this Chapter: Inuyasha, Card Captors

Inu- Miroku has a hole in his hand that can suck anything up called a Kazanna (Naraku, the evil bad guy, put it there). Naraku killed Songo's whole family and holds her brother captive. Kirara, Songo's "pet" demon. Kouga is Inuyasha's arch enemy. He has sworn undying love to Kagome which really annoys Inuyasha.

CCS- Sakura accidentally released a bunch of magical cards (they came out of a book) out into the world and is charged with brining them back. Kero and Yue are her Guardians and Syaoran was once her enemy but then he got a crush on her and started helping. Her Brother's name is Touya and he doesn't like Syaoran. Yue has another form Yukito, Yukito is a friend (cough has a crush on cough) of Touya's.

Author note: I forgot to mention in the last chappie, but Bob is a demon. Oh yea, and kate (she's one of my reviewers who has read a lot of my stuff and corrects all of my spelling) I DID SPELL HIIRAGIZAWA RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Chapter 3: Continuing the Story

So that's how this particular story started, with more broken laws then I cared to count. Nine to be precise! Nine! Unfortunately that wasn't the end to the criminal acts. Oh no, I couldn't get that lucky now could I?

Now with my history of world domination attempts, one might wonder why a few broken laws would bother me. But I'll have the asker know that in two hundred years, with eighty-six attempts, and over a thousand plots, I have never, ever, never broken any of the Anime Laws. That would be why I am still employed and not rotting in jail.

But that's off topic. Thus far in this love little jaunt through the Anime Worlds I have guided you. The explanations came from me and the descriptions were told from my point of view. But only part of this story is mine to tell. Although I did receive a through briefing from each of the characters and even managed to witness a few sights, I do not have all the information that you will require.

So, instead, Inuyasha shall continue the tale.

Damn that stupid Ralton. How dare he blackmail me, ME, into working with these-these humans! They positively reeked! Not that I don't trust any humans. Miroku, Songo and Kagome are the decent sort, but these three? I refused to trust them. Bob reminded me too much of that mangy cur Kouga. And the other two—well they just left a bad taste in my mouth.

"We'll, I do believe we ought to get started." Bob smiled wildly. He most of all pissed me off.

Bob sauntered towards the nearest corner and the other two followed him, leaving me with that damn stuffed animal. With no one else to glare at, I glared at it. This whole this just pissed me off. "The door is over there." I pointed to the opposite corner.

They cracked up laughing. "It's obvious who the new guy is here. Inuyasha, we use magic to get from place to place. It took us about two days to figure that out last time." Zelda smiled at me.

"This has happened before?"

"There have been three thousand, two hundred, and sixty-eight incidents since the first Anime was created. Officer Ralton has dealt with each incident and most of us have been with him since the beginning." Bob remarked in that damn stupid tone that Kouga had.

I stuck my tongue out at his back.

"Come on, Inuyasha, we must get to the first problem." Zelda called loudly and reached out to grab me. But she missed.

A sharp pain lanced through me head and three hairs fell from my scalp. "Hey! What'd'ya do that for!"

"Come on."

The air sparkled with blue confetti and green spirals and Bob continued to smile that creepy smile. Slowly the room dissolved. "Wait! I change my mind!"

When the ground reappeared I took about five steps away from everyone. Wait a minute! I knew that tree and that rock and bush. And just over that hill was...I ran over leaving the others to fend for themselves. Yep, there was the Well. It's old battered wood with vines growing all over it, how well I knew that well. In fact if you really wanted to know, I could probably tell you the exact number of dirt clods on the bottom.

"Stop Syaoran! Stop!" A girl's voice broke through the clearing. "I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it!"

The voice sounded a little bit like Kagome's but higher pitched. I sniffed the air, Miroku's scent, Kagome's scent sort of lingered, the whole gang. I could smell them and two more. One was tinted with fear and the other with blood, human blood.

"Syaoran?" Minmei said softly looking past me and into the clearing. "Yes, definitely him, and Sakura too. We'd best move in and fast, before the kill each other!"

"Lock! Release!" The strange girl yelled again.

"Kazanna!"

"Stop!" Zelda, Bob, Minmei and I burst onto the scene.

And a very strange scene it was. A large beast flew through the air shooting flames at Kirara. Some demon girl fought with Songo while this small man-boy-kid tried to take on Miroku with some stupid sword.

Minmei stepped forward. "Sakura, please release Miroku from the Lock Card. Oh, and call off Kero and the Fight Card, too."

"Yes ma'am." Said the girl I somehow missed on the other side of the clearing. "Kero, would you come down here. Fight, Lock, please return to your true forms."

The blue-ish girl facing Songo bowed and then disappeared. Miroku could move again and the beast descended.

"Now that that's settled, what started this little fight?" Minmei asked gently.

"That--that--That Monk asked Sakura to--to--to--" Syaoran yelled.

"I asked her to bear my children and then he attacked me." Miroku finished calmly.

"I see, umm, Sakura, how did you get here?"

"It was an ordinary day, school had just let out and Syaoran and I went back to my house. Yukito took Touya to the movies. We were sitting in the Living room with the Book and I opened it and we were here."

"Uh-huh, did you come through the well?"

"The one over there? Yea."

Zelda walked over kind of in a daze. I backed away real fast. She looked a little scary.

"Sakura! I'm so excited to finally meet you! I'm your biggest fan!"

"Ahem!" Minmei coughed. "We're here on a mission. Please stick to it."

"Oh, yea. Umm, Sakura, do you still have the book?" The strange girl called Sakura nodded. "Would you hand it over for a moment?"

Sakura nodded again and passed it over. Zelda held it for a moment in pure awe and then collected herself and walked off into the woods mumbling.

Meanwhile, Miroku decided to glean the answer to a few of his unspoken questions. "Inuyasha how is it that you got involved with this group?"

I glared.

"Miroku!" Bob stepped foreword. "I never thought I'd get the opportunity to meet you! It's a great pleasure to see you and thank you in person for the great pick up line 'Will you bear my children?' The ladies just go nuts over it!"

"Well! It's a pleasure to finally meet someone who appreciates my efforts."

I started looking for the nearest tree to bang my head against, repeatedly. Soon the clearing was filled with both thumps and curses.

Zelda returned and handed Sakura her book back. "I do believe that takes care of one problem. Bob, would you please drop these three off on our way to the next dilemma?"

Bob smiled. "Love to!" he eyed Sakura suspiciously and Syaoran stepped protectively in front of her. "Let's go! You coming, Miroku?"

"Of course!"

"What?" I screamed. "No way! He can't come! That would break the Five Man Rule!"

"Au contraire, it would complete it. Now, let's be on our way."

"Damn!" I really hated him. "Wait! I yelled as the blue confetti showed up. "Just let me grab that—"too late, we had already left and a new world was materializing. "—tree. Damn."

Somewhere off in the distance two young men sat at a bar. Each wore a suit and tie as if just stopping by for a drink after work. One indeed had just entered, but the other started drinking around noon that morning. They both spoke English, but one had a light Japanese accent.

"Well, Cole." The bartender asked. "What'll it be today?"

The American looked up from the table, "oh, a gin and tonic please."

"'Nother wisk'y!" The Japanese man at the end of the bar demanded loudly, banging his glass on the counter until it broke.

"Who's that?" Cole asked.

"Him? Oh, he's just the village idiot." The bar tender leaned closer to share more gossip.

Can anyone guess what's up with these guys? I challenge thee to!

Okay, now for the laws:

DUN! DUN! DUN! There are none for this chappie, but I thought it was funny anyway.