Anime's that appear in this chapter: Inuyasha, CardCaptors, Tsubasa.

I hope by now that you have some understanding of Inuyasha.

CCS: the series takes place when the characters are only ten and eleven years old.

Tsubasa: Tsubasa is the CCS characters in a different dimension. Sakura has lost her spirit/memory and cannot move. Syaoran has joined up with some other people who don't appear in this story to help her get her spirit/memory back.

Author's note: I apologize for the lateness of the chapter, but typing time has become a premium for me. Oh! And who ever sent me the review saying I stole your worlds idea...I'm really sorry! I didn't know anyone else had ever done it!

Chapter 4: The New Player

Oh yea! It's my turn to tell the story! My name is Minmei and this next part I tell best...because CERTAIN IDIOTS WEREN'T THERE!!!

Bob and Miroku had just left saying they were going to search for the next anomaly. But who actually believes those idiots. If I knew Bob (which I should considering he's my half brother) and had read Miroku correctly (as if asking every pretty woman on the street to bear his child wasn't a dead give away), they wouldn't go much farther then the park. Zelda departed under the same excuse, only I half way believed her. She would probably look for it, at least until she ran across Eriol or Touya or someone else.

But no matter, I was still left behind in case Touya and Yukito got back from the movies early. And Inuyasha stayed behind "to protect" me (as if I needed his help!). The four of us sat in the living room trying to pass the time with a little conversation. Well, Sakura and I tried to talk, but Inuyasha kind of scared us. He stared at the nearest inanimate object muttering a variety of curses. And then Syaoran sat mute in his chair. Not a very welcoming atmosphere.

"Ummm, Sakura, I have a question about something. In your series you and the others are only ten years old. So how is it that you're now, what, sixteen?"

"Seventeen and it's quiet simple. Once an Anime is finished in the 'real' world we here are free to live out our own lives and grow up."

"Ah ha! I've been wondering how that worked! If you don't mind an interrogation, I've also wondered about the invention of the break room. I heard that it originated around here."

"Oh, that's true, but I don't know much about it. You should ask Syaoran. Besides, I need to check on something in the kitchen, please excuse me."

For about two minutes the room was absolutely silent, except for Inuyasha's cursing.

"Well, the break room is actually a fairly simple idea that I had during filming. You see, Meilin and I were having problems to say the least and many a time she or I would break some law in the process. I had the idea of a room where laws could possibly be bent but not broken. It was also becoming evident that we needed a way to travel to the Police Headquarters in order to discuss potential and already existing problems."

Some day he would make an excellent professor. Unfortunately at that moment, the three cups of coffee from this morning mixed with the tea Sakura just served and I had to pee...bad. "Hold that though Syaoran, I'll be right back."

It happened just as I was lathering the lavender soap (for the third time...what! It smelled good). A loud crash came from the living room. And someone screamed.

Wasting no time at all, I dashed into the room just in time to see Syaoran collapse on top of a not moving Sakura. He kept talking to her like she could still hear him, but from the looks of it, she was dead. Of course, he didn't notice one vital thing; Sakura most defiantly didn't have that outfit on ten minutes ago.

Upon hearing the second scream, I ran into the kitchen. Now only one with as high a tolerance for the bizarre as I could fully comprehend the situation. In the kitchen another Sakura was being molested by another Syaoran. It didn't take a genius to figure out what happened.

Tsubasa had just collided with CardCaptors.

Syaoran (the one from the living room) finally snapped out of his daze and charged into the kitchen, where he came face to face with himself. He immediately went into meltdown mode, crawled into a corner, and curled up in the fetal position. It wasn't long before he began muttering to himself much like Inuyasha. "It's not real, it's not real!" Over and over and over and over again.

Sakura (the moving one) did the most intelligent thing one could imagine. She hurried into the living room where she promptly fainted at the sight of herself. This if course left me with Syaoran two and Inuyasha.

Well, there was nothing else to do until one of the two regained their senses or the rest of my team came back. "Would you like some tea?"

It took no less then four hours for someone to come back and that someone was Zelda. "I couldn't find any disturbances and I doubt the boys had any better luck!" She announced. "Quite a boring town actually."

She took one look at the living room and her mouth grew wide enough to step into. "Apparently all the action happens here. But I don't want to explain it twice so you'll have to wait for the boys to come back." I told here. "Syaoran one is in the kitchen, but don't go in there. It's not a pretty sight; he looks just like Inuyasha there."

Zelda glanced over at Inuyasha, who, in all this time, hadn't bothered to stop staring at the 'dumb pillow' and continued to curse at it. "Well, what a sight!" She said sarcastically. "Wait, isn't that Li?"

"Just sit down Zelda." I told her at the same time that Bob bounced into the house and loudly informed us of his entrance as well.

"WE DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING!" He yelled loudly enough to wake Sakura who saw herself, screamed and fainted again.

Inuyasha glanced around the room, glared at everyone and then turned his attention back to the pillow.

"Ho, ho, ho, what's going on in here?" Miroku asked, eying both Sakuras.

"Touch her and die!" Tsubasa Syaoran told the lecherous monk.

Miroku promptly backed off. He had learned his lesson.

That was it, the last straw, the only one I had left, the one I couldn't afford to lose. "Everyone sit down!" I screamed. "You, Bob and Miroku, if I ever even THINK you're abandoning your JOB to check out GIRLS, I will tie you in knots so fast you won't be able to say IT" A rope magically appeared in my hands. In all actuality I pulled it from my extra dimensional storage space, but it looked like magic.

"Hey! How come I can't do that?" Zelda demanded.

"What?" I looked at her. "Don't you have an extra dimensional storage space on you?"

"No." She said innocently.

"Great there goes another law." I sighed. "Oh well, nothing to do about it now. Bob, send the Tsubasa characters home!"

"Yes ma'am." The extra Syaoran and Sakura disappeared. "Umm, shall we travel to the next place?"

"Yes!" Inuyasha suddenly cried out. "That pillow is giving me the creeps!"

And the room disappeared in the midst of green and blue.

Broken Laws:

#36 Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-Man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

1) The Hero/Leader

2) His Girlfriend

3) His Best Friend/Rival

4) A Hulking Brute

5) A Dwarf/Kid

Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

1) Extreme Coolness

2) Amazing Intelligence

3) Incredible Irritation

#37 Law of Extra dimensional Capacitance-All anime females have an extra dimensional storage space if variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

First Corollary (a.k.a. The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored id a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.