Anime's that appear in this chapter: Inuyasha (are you getting the feeling that this one appears in every chapter?) CardCaptors, and Cowboy Bebop.

You people are smart, do I have to explain CardCaptors and Inuyasha? I didn't think so.

Cowboy Bebop: A Cowboy is a bounty hunter. Spike is a super good martial artist who can't die. Fey is a girl born 50 or 60 years in the past and was recently brought out of sleep. She's a very kick ass girl. Jet used to work for the police but after getting messed up on a mission he quite to be a cowboy. Ein is a dog; he has more intelligence then anyone on the ship (except possibly Ed cause she actually knows what he says...but then Ed is...umm..Ed). Now Ed, I think she's ten, but I could be wrong. She is actually a girl but always refers to herself in the third person and is the best hacker around. She has her own personal walk and acts totally insane but you just have to love her! And the Bebop is their spaceship.

Author's note: Okay, since I write everything in a notebook before I type it up, this is a chapter that was added after I wrote the bonus chapter. When I get that up this note will immediately make sense.

Chapter 6: Ed?

"Ralton! Ralton!" Tim came bursting into my office. "Kikyo's not dead! Since she was already dead she couldn't die again!"

I looked up from the TV screen on my desk. "Well then, has Kagome been released from jail yet? Since she committed no permanent crime." I saw the body and indeed she had defied the laws. Kikyo fell immediately after receiving the killing blow and she died in the long drawn out fashion, but obviously doesn't understand why toast lands butter side down. I could tell simply by looking at her face.

"Yes sir. She has also been alerted to the Inuyasha situation and is currently on her way here to speak with you."

"Wonderful, just wonderful. And just who told her about Inuyasha?"

"Why, I did sir."

Breathe, breath. I reminded myself in an attempt not to decapitate Tim. He only did what he thought was right...it was wrong but that's despite the point. "You may leave now Tim."

"Thank you sir."

Great, first Inuyasha joined my little troupe and has yet to do something important, at least thirteen laws broken, and now Kagome wanted to have a little chat. That was just wonderful! I sighed, a vacation sounded good right about now, a nice long one with Erin, perhaps somewhere in Europe...Ah well, best to keep an eye on the group's progress.

With my full attention turned back to the screen, I saw just how much trouble could be made by one small group.

Inuyasha was currently trying to beat the crap out of Bob for some unknown offense. Knowing Inuyasha, Bob probably smiled the wrong way or something. Ah well, it was quite entertaining to see Bob continually teleport around the room while Inuyasha tried to put him in a choke hold. Ah yes, it's the little things in life.

"Let's see what the others are up to..."

Zelda and Minmei were talking contentedly with a third person...Eriol? Well, at least they completed the Five Man Law. I turned up the sound to hear their conversation.

"I'm very sorry about it, but I thought you knew that a police officer could not date someone from a series still running."

"Well, all is forgiven now. Where has Miroku gone off too? Bob didn't take him home did he?"

Miroku? Miroku joined the group. That makes Zelda, Bob, Minmei, Inuyasha, Eriol, AND Miroku. One, two, three, four, five, six, SIX! There goes that law again. Best see what trouble Miroku had gotten himself into.

I flipped through the channels attempting to catch a glimpse of him. Rusted hull, cute dog, beat up computer, young child, more rusted walls. Ah ha! There he was, entering the bathroom. Good, he wasn't causing problems.

Now, time to figure out which world they had entered. Obviously one that takes place on a spaceship has a computer, a dog, and a ten year old boy. Time to identify that boy. Click. Click. Click. There! Oh no, that wasn't a boy, that was a girl, specifically Ed from Cowboy Bebop. Oh no.

Frantically I tried to find Miroku again. There he was, backing out of the bathroom, hands in the air. Apparently words escaped him. It took only one look at him to figure out who he had just walked in on. Unfortunately it broke law forty, Law of Nasal Sanguination. Miroku most definitely did not have a nose bleed.

Gun shots rang through the air as Fey charged at Miroku. "You son of a Bitch!"

I quickly switched the TV from live mode to Anime mode. And just in time too, Fey launched a perfect side kick straight at Miroku's face. And that was it. Time did not slow down. Ah well, perhaps for the second showing. But no! That scene was not shown again. Damn it all! Why did these laws pick now to malfunction? Why? Why?

I bemoaned my horrible luck, but continued to watch with unabashed horror. It didn't take long for my displeasure to increase ten fold.

The camera angle backed out and I saw a small amount of blood trickle down the side of Miroku's face. He was howling away in pain for a tiny little scratch on his face. All of a sudden he fell and the rest of the team came running onto the scene.

Next thing I knew, Bob had teleported Miroku into my office, picked him up and gone running out of the room. Naturally I gave chase and the three of us passed Kagome in the hall. In another few minutes we reached the hospital wing. The why to that statement became obvious as blood began to soak through the robes right around Miroku's midriff.

The doctor took one look at Miroku and called for a surgery room and several nurses. Both Bob and I were delegated to sit in the waiting room.

"What happened?" I asked, already dreading the answer.

"Well..." bob started out slowly, "When I got on the scene, Fey had just umm, well she had..." He shook his head. "Well, let's just say the law of nasal Sanguination failed and the blood decided to migrate south. And Fey didn't like it so she ripped his...ummm...thing off. Then he went berserk and the law of Inconsequential Undetectablility was shot along with the law of Phlogiastatic Emission. Meanwhile Spike and Jet have disappeared and we left Zelda to manage the Bebop."

I ran as if an entire race of killers were on my trail and got to my office just in time to see Zelda break the law of Technological User-Benevolence.

Wonderful. Just Wonderful.

"Apparently the school didn't want the police to swoop down on him. Being the village idiot though, he couldn't do his job properly and they might have just been looking for a reason to fire him."

"HEY, barten'er, 'nother whis'ey!"

"You've had enough, you lazy drunk!" The bartender yelled at him.

Cole shook his head and looked down at his drink. What was this place coming to? He saw a different law broken everyday, yesterday it was the Law of Mandibular Proportionality, today, Americanthropomorphism.

"Men these days," The bartender scoffed. "Can't take care of for all the anime Laws."

"Yea, well, it seems that this guy doesn't know very much. If I didn't know any better he's break the law of Americanthropomorphism."

"Yea, well, he does." The bartender leaned over the bar. "He actually agrees with the American Editors and Censors."

"Oh, my."

Broken Laws:

#6 Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not constant. Time stops for a hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#9 Law of Dramatic Emphasis- scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10 Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- scenes that only happen once, for instance 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are scene three different times from three different angles.

#12 Law of Phlogistatic Emissions- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#22 Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- people never notice the little things...like missing body parts or wounds the size of Seattle.

#24 Law of Americanthropomorphism—Americans appear in one of two roles, either as a really annoying skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

First Corollary—the only people who are more stupid the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)

Second Corollary—the only people who are more stupid then the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#28 Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#40 Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though...the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see law #38). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariable get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of blood flow to that region.