Anime's that appear in this Chapter: Inuyasha, CardCaptors

Inuyasha: Yes I am going to say something about this anime for this chapter! Kouga is a wolf demon who thinks Kagome is his woman. Inuyasha hates Kouga and they're always fighting about her. The Tenseiga is Inuyasha's brother's sword. Inuyasha and his brother are mortal enemies.

Author's note: Eriol, deciding to be contrary gave introduction for this chapter…he irritates…sometimes…usually when he's planning to take over the world…

Chapter 10 Currently Untitled

Why, hello, I have agreed to tell the entirety of out excursion on the world of FanFicion. So let us continue on with the tale.

"What just happened?" Inuyasha stupidly asked.

I shook my head at his obvious lack of intelligence and laughed as he was immediately transformed. We all did upon seeing him dressed in a powder blue tuxedo. Miroku in particular found it so humorous that he fell down on the non-existent ground rolling in a fit of giggles.

"What is this?" Inuyasha demanded.

"This place, this is the home of the imagination of Allychik6." I smiled brightly. "It would explain the Monty Python comment and that exact shade of blue you happen to have on, Inuyasha."

"Damn it all!" Inuyasha muttered darkly. "What now?"

"Well, now we wait and see. This is Allychik6's mind. Some of the most random things stem from her brain." Bob said in that undeniably happy tone.

It didn't take long. Off in the distance a road scrolled towards us, stopping and Inuyasha's feet. A white mask covered his eyes and a bamboo sword materialized in his hand. As everyone watched Inuyasha, I turned my attention to our surroundings.

The road was lined by two corn fields and a house stood on the far edge of one of the fields. A line of trees ringed the small cottage and the sky turned a shade of black that even the stars refused to shine through.

"Inuyasha, I challenge thee to a duel," A man appeared on the road. "A duel for Kagome." I immediately recognized him as Kouga.

From Kouga, I glanced at Inuyasha and realized that in this world there was no moon. Not a trace of demon blood remained in his veins. Well, this would prove and entertaining fight.

"Kouga, I'll slit you from navel to nose before I let you lay a hand on Kagome!" Inuyasha drew his wooden sword and thrust it towards his enemy—

--In vain. Kouga drew his superior metal sword (it looked suspiciously like the tetsusuiga) and sliced the wooden one in half. Well, have to give him points for knowing how to chop wood…maybe.

"Damn!" Inuyasha claimed.

Suddenly Zelda flew up into the air and began twirling about. Apparently in this world, she had unknown powers. A white ribbon danced its way around her as part of the transformation.

"On no you don't!" Kouga cried jumping up and grabbing the ribbon. This, of course, stopped the transformation and caused Zelda to come crashing back down to the earth. Miroku rushed to her side as he would for any beautiful woman. She smacked him of course.

"And now for the killing blow" Kouga threw his sword in the air and yelled "Long live the tensaga!"

And he promptly disappeared; no damage was done.

"Well, thank goodness he's gone." Bob ran his fingers through his hair. "Look! Let's go over there!" He dashed through the corn field towards the meager hut.

Great, just great, how did I get myself involved in such a venture and with such people?

Night officially fell just as we reached the house. No light existed anyway at all, none, Zippo, not even a spark. Everyone filed into the house, well, everyone except Inuyasha.

He paused at the door. "Uhh, I'll sleep outside. There doesn't look to be enough room for all of us, so, umm, I'll just—"

"What? Is there a GIRL waitin' for you in the corn?" Bob, in his usual style, loud and obnoxious, shouted out the door.

"No Stupid!" I just don't want to sleep in the same room as you!" Inuyasha screamed back and slammed the door in our faces.

"Wow, must be one hellova girl!" Zelda whistled as we all stared at the door. I swear that girl would believe me if I told her the sky was falling.

"That, or he's real embarrassed about something." Minmei turned around and observed the empty room. "Well, I'm going to sleep and that corner is mine."

And thus the very long day of traveling through the Anime worlds ended.

"What's his name anyway?"

"Hiroshi."

And then Hiroshi stood up, downed his last whiskey, and took a deep breath. "Well, gents it's been nice listening to you chat, but I must be going now." And he walked out of the door.

Cole stared. "I tought he was drunk..."

A young child sitting farther down the counter lowered the paper he was reading. "You didn't know? For him, after so many drinks Hiroshi ceases to be drunk."

Broken Laws

#41 Law of Xylolaceration- wooden or Bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#44 Law of Nominative Clamovocation- The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at whichthe full name of an attack is announced.

#45 Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46 Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.