Bonus Chapter

Welcome to the bonus chapter…

"Where is it? Where is it? Which one of you took it?" (That's me, the author!) Allychik6 demanded of the poor occupants of the room. "Who did it?"

Each person glanced at the others, but none dared to speak. Well, except Erin, but she feared no one or thing. "Allychik6 what are you talking about?" She calmly filed her nails.

"Someone, one of you stupid people, stole my note book!" She screamed.

While everyone else coward in the chairs, Erin remained perfectly upright. "Allychik6, you have so many notebooks, which one did you lose?"

"The blue one! The one I started for Broken Laws two!"

"Oh the horror!" Someone mumbled (I suspect Miroku, but I didn't see who).

"One of you took it! And I want to know who! It was you wasn't it Ralton! You STOLE my notebook!"

Ralton shrank in his chair. "I've done no such thing!"

"Liar! Liar! LIAR!" Allychik6 screamed (I have a little temper now don't I?).

"Was that a blue notebook?" Zelda suddenly piped up and Allychik6 was immediately at her side.

(Now I'll take a moment to describe the room. Erin sat on the only desk in the room, as was her habit, while everyone else sat in chairs. Ralton, Inuyasha, and Miroku all sat fidgeting nervously in their chairs. Minmei, Eriol, and Bob looked anxious but did not act out that feeling. Or, in other words, no one knew what Allychik6 (ME!) would do in this state and they were afraid, but trying to hide it)

"YES!"

"I saw someone running down the hall with it yesterday. He was dressed entirely in red and had long silver---" Zelda didn't even get to finish her stupid sentence.

"WHAT!!!" Allychik6 turned and stormed towards Inuyasha's chair.

But the chair had been vacated. Allychik6 glared and then peered underneath it. "Where is my notebook?"

"I-I-I do-do-don't KNOW!" He wailed.

She (That's me!) jerked him up by the collar. "What do you mean you don't know?" He voice pierced through the air like steel.

"I-I-I-I ra-a-an into-to-to Miroku an-an-and h-he-he-he—"

And Allychik6 was off interrogating Miroku, getting Inuyasha off the hook. Unfortunately Miroku looked ready to be fried, probably with a little butter…

"It must have gotten mixed up with the stuff I was taking to Minmei."

Minmei immediately started fidgeting and tried to make a run for the door (Hehehe, no one likes me when I'm angry!). But Allychik6, in a desperate attempt to get her notebook back, used her authoress powers to strap Minmei to the chair (hehehehe, I have authoress powers, hehehehe). A single light bulb appeared above her head and Allychik6 held a long silver gun in her hand (I like swords better, but a gun fits better in a scene like this, sigh). She rubbed it in a gentle sort of way that said 'Don't mess with me I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!'

"Now, Minmei, what happened on the night of the twenty-first of October?" (Why that date? Who cares?)

Minmei visibly gulped. "Ummm, well, you seem when I saw the notebook I panicked and—" Her eyes flitted across the room. "—ummm and ummm—"

(At this point I must interrupt again, purely to note that Bob tried to leave the room with his powers, but couldn't. Allychik6 took this as an admission of guilt and had him tied and gagged in a manner of seconds. It's actually quiet funny to see, He squirmed uncomfortably looking like a beached fish and then slowly crawled across the floor. By the time he reached the door, Allychik6 had finished her questioning of Minmei.)

"So, Bob, Minmei put on a pair of gloves, sneaked down the hall, and left the notebook in Ralton's office. But before she left, Minmei saw signs of you also leaving the room. Is that true?"

Bob managed a small nod.

"Did you take my notebook from Ralton's office?"

Again he nodded.

"And then what did you do with it?" (Finally! A sword appeared in Allychik6's hand and she pointed it at Bob, slicing through his gag. Swords are good, very good.)

"I mailed it to Eriol!" He gasped.

(Okay, a knock came from the door and Ralton's poor assistant Tim entered the room. He took one look around, screamed, and threw the package in his hand across the floor. "Package for you sir!" He yelled before fleeing the room. I love my ability to frighten people!)

Allychik6 dive-bombed the package and shredded the brown paper. "Aha! Eureka! Now, you buggers better hope it's not been tampered with." She clutched the notebook to her chest, gave one final glare at everyone, and stomped out of the room.

(It took a few minutes, but everyone did let out a sigh of relief. The worst was over. Hehehehe, I inspire such fear. I love it! Okay, so everyone calmed down, well, until they heard the malicious, sadistic laughter from the hall. Ah yes, my evil laugh.)

The door crashed open and Allychik6 stood there in her typical ass kicking stance. She pointed her rapier at Eriol. "You, come with me."

(The funeral march played in the background and suddenly everyone was dressed in black. They all stood and bowed, each mumbling some sympathy towards Eriol. Oh yea baby!)

More laughter came from the hall and everyone shifted nervously awaiting the outcome.

Allychik6 popped her head back in the door smiling. "You are all free to go." And she popped back out.

Everyone sighed in relief again and then the door creaked open again. Eriol smiled wildly. "Oh, Bob, I'd like the Clow Staff back."

"Ha! Not on your life! I won the bet!"

Eriol just continued smiling. "Perhaps SHE didn't mention, I'm the new muse. And wouldn't it be just terrible if she learned some new rather devastating things to be used in Broken Laws 2?"

Oh shit.

Author note: I don't have a stirring peice of critisium picked out for this story yet...But I'll get one!!