Title: Vice Versa
Date: 28 September 2004
Author: Sariyuki
Notes: Thank you for all the sweet reviews for this fic. I didn't mean to make a sequel for it but the plot bunnies just didn't want to leave me alone! :P If everything goes to plan it's going to be a four chapters fic. No promises from me, but! :P

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Hakkai entered the common room with a preoccupied air about him. Gojyo looked up from the magazine he was flicking about.

"Oi," he called out. "What's the matter?"

"Hm?"

"What's the matter?" he repeated. "You look... confused."

Hakkai made a wave with his right hand. "Oh nothing important."

"Nothing important? You can tell me about it then."

Hakkai tilted his head as if speculating if it was wise to tell his friend about the matter.

"Alright," conceded Hakkai. "I'll tell you about it but promise me you won't laugh."

Gojyo did just that, laughed. "Man, you sound like you're going to tell me about your crush or something."

"Gojyo," replied Hakkai warily. Maybe it wasn't a good idea telling it to Gojyo. He would never hear the end of it, knowing his friend's character.

"Alright, alright, tell me already."

Hakkai took a seat across the table, opposite Gojyo. There was that preoccupied expression again on his face. "Sanzo," he began. "He reckoned I had been making moony eyes at him."

"What?"

"Sanzo thought I made moony eyes at him," repeated Hakkai.

"You nearly made me choke to death there. Moony eyes, eh? Are you sure you didn't mishear him or something?"

"I am sure, Gojyo."

Gojyo thought about it. Somehow, putting Sanzo and moony eyes in one sentence just didn't do. "Where the hell did that monk get the idea from?"

"I told you not to laugh, didn't I? I don't know where he got the idea from."

Gojyo stopped laughing, with an effort. It was funny imagining anyone making moony eyes at the monk and still walking around in one piece. But if it was Hakkai... Damn but Hakkai could get away with almost anything! A thought occurred to him when he finally ceased his laughter, "Well did you?"

"Did I what?"

"Did you make moony eyes at him?"

"Of course not," replied Hakkai rather impatiently. Why did everyone suspect him of doing something so ridiculous? "Besides..."

"Besides what?" asked Gojyo, altogether rather too eagerly. This moony eyes business was highly amusing in his opinion.

"I don't even know how to make moony eyes at anyone."

"Huh? You don't know?"

Hakkai shook his head.

"Well, it's like this."

Gojyo demonstrated.

This time, it was Hakkai's turn to nearly choke to death. He tried not to burst into laughter, for it wasn't polite to do so. He ran a hand over his mouth quickly to cover the impending laughter. As if in cue, the distraction he was needed came as someone strolled into the room.

"What's going on in here?" Sanzo demanded.

"Oh nothing, Sanzo," Hakkai turned around, stifling the laughter as best as he could. "Gojyo is just making moony eyes at me."

"He what?!"

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