Thanks to all those who reviewed! An idea for an eeeeeeeevil question popped into my head, so I had to write this down. This will be a shorter than normal chapter, which means only one or two questions will be asked, but it should be worth it. And I still don't own Ranma ½ or anything related to it unless you count the things available to the general public with less than $50 in their bank accounts.
"What did I want to ask? I mean, there are a lot of things I want to ask, but I don't wanna get hit for asking. Well, I kinda did ask her if I could kiss her and I'm not flying through the air yet, so I think that'll be my question. I mean, you are my fiancé after all. If we do get married, in order to produce an heir to the Anything Goes School, there's going to be kissing involved along with..."Ranma was suddenly cut off by Akane who was flapping her arms so wildly that they were threatening to detach.
"Stop right there, Ranma! We never officially agreed to the marriage...oh wait yes we did." She started to calm down. "Well, if for some reason you decide to ask me on an official date, then yes, you could kiss me. In fact, we've been engaged for how long now? Two years? Three years? And there has been no intentional, ummmmmm, touchy feely stuff between us the entire time." Akane was puzzled. Just how long had he been living with her?
"Well you did try to make that soufflé...thing...to celebrate me and pop bein' here for two years. When I first arrived, we were freshmen, and now we're...hey! What the hell's goin' on here! I've been here for at least three years, but we haven't moved up a grade? What gives? Even Bart Simpson passed his final exam for his grade! Where the hell did that reference come from? Anyway, ever since I came here, it seems like time doesn't matter!"
"You're right, for once. Let's just pretend that doesn't matter for now because wondering about it is not going to make it any better. Now I have a question of my own. Just out of curiosity, who is the better kisser? Mikado or Shampoo?"
Ranma screamed until his entire head turned purple. When he stopped screaming and caught his breath, he was visibly shaken by the question. "I had Shampoo give me that shiatsu head bonk thing so I would forget all about that horrible, soft, passionate kiss from Mikad...you tell one person what I just said and I swear I will fry P-chan the next time he wanders over here! I really hope he doesn't come around for a while. He's probably still over at Ukyo's anyway. Oh no. Yup, that Mr. P reeeeeeeally likes Ukyo. And from what I saw yesterday, she reeeeeeeeeally likes Ryo...P-chan! She likes P-chan! Listen Akane, yesterday I went to Ucchan's for a snack, and walked in on your pet and Ukyo trying to devour each other's faces. But it's not what you're picturing!"
Akane's face was green.
I know it's short. It's easier to get out chapters this way. I'm not sure when I'll be able to update again, as I'll be busy for a while. I just wanted to get this out in the meantime.