Author's Note: This is my first ever fanfic. I have been reading them here for about a year and have wanted to write one for a little less time than that. This is the first chapter. I haven't thought of a title yet so if you have any ideas put them in your review. I will most likely have to title it so that I can put it up. That title will probably stay until I get a title from one of you people that I really like or for a couple chapters at least when the real plot starts to take action.
Another Author's Note: I need a beta reader. It wouldn't be very hard. I'm pretty good at spell-checking and what not, but I have been known to leave out words. Or put extras in and I'm not good at figuring out where to put comas. Put you're name in a review or e-mail me.
"Where are we Carter?" Jack asked as SG-1 walked single file on an old, worn path through a forest with yellow trees.
"We're in a forest, 2 miles south of the Stargate, sir." Major Carter replied as she walked the path behind her CO.
"Yes, I can see that." He answered sarcastically. "I meant the planet's name."
"P3X-473." Daniel put in from behind the Major.
"Why do you ask, si...Woah," she said in amazement as she looked ahead to the brick wall of unusual color.
"That is a most unusual color for a brick wall, O'Neill." Teal'c added as the team stepped out of the forest and stood side by side to look at the enormous building.
"Yeah Teal'c, there aren't many blue bricks on Earth, are there." O'Neill responded. "So...what is it."
"It's a building." Daniel speculated. At getting 'duh' looks from his team he continued. "Well, it's not like anything from history. It looks like a big, blue, brick wall around a fancy mansion. Just like on Earth."
"Teal'c and Daniel you go left. Carter and I will go right. Check for some life forms." SG-1 were about to split up when a piece of the wall began to move. "Take cover." Jack told his team and they scattered to hide as the wall opened and three very human-looking women came from behind the gate.
Yet Another Author's Note: How'd you like it? Please review. I know what I want to do with the story, but I haven't figured some things out yet. Like what language my human-like aliens are going to speak. I can't wait to get to the part where it gets funny.