Author's Note: Sorry the first chapter was so short I'm trying to get to the more humorous parts of the story and be able to function the day after. I had to go to bed. While reading through my first chapter I realized a number of mistakes that made it hard to read.

Thank you to Lalene Brooks for being my beta reader and fixing everything that Spell check and I miss.

The three women slowly walked towards the place where SG-1 had been standing just seconds before.

"Ome Cay outay," called one of the three women. She was standing between the other two and wore a flowy, light blue dress that went down past her feet to the ground. The woman on her right was wearing a light pink dress of the same style. And the one on her right wore light purple.

Jack cautiously stepped out of cover and in front of the women. Daniel and Sam followed to stand on either side of him and Teal'c came last to stand next to Daniel.

"Icay m'acay Ariana," announced the woman in the light blue dress, "O'tay y'may ight ray s'icay Kira d'ancay o'tay y'may eft lay isay Serena. ho way e'aray ou cay?"

Jack looked to his team, then back to the women. "Colonel Jack O'Neill, his tay isay Major Samantha Carter, Dr. Daniel Jackson d'ancay Teal'c." He told them as he pointed to each member of his team while saying their names.

"Sir?" Daniel and Sam asked at the same time.

"Oh...right, "he said turning to his team. "They're speaking pig latin. She said 'I am Ariana. To my right is Kira and to my left is Serena. Who are you?' I answered by telling them our names." Sam stared at her CO as he finished. Daniel looked as if he were mentally assaulting himself for not figuring it out first.

"I should have known that." Daniel blurted.

"Why?" Jack asked. "It's not exactly a commonly used language."

"Still."

"Ou yay e'aray uman hay, he tay Au'ri Tay. Ou yay ame cay rough thay e'thay Ate Gate ofay Tars Say." Came a voice from behind Jack. He turned back to the women and listened as Kira finished her sentence. Daniel had his head down in concentration. And Sam and Teal'c watched the women and their teammates.

"You want me to take this one, Daniel." Jack asked after seeing the state of his friend.

"Yes." Came a mumbled voice and Daniel rose his head. "Thanks."

"Eah yay, e'way e'aray rom fay Th'Earay. E'Way ame cay rough thay e'thay Targate Say." Jack told the women.

"Ou yay e'aray ost may ise way inay e'thay nowledge kay ofay ords way. Or fay ou yay e'way ave hay a pecial say ift gay."

"What did she say?" Sam asked.

"Something about a gift." Jack answered as he turned to face his team.

"She called Jack wise." Daniel added. At this Sam had to force herself not to laugh.

"So." Jack responded.

"His tay isay or fay ou yay." Serena interrupted. Once Jack had turned around she placed in his hands a small, black box with gold designs on each side. He took the box carefully from her hands and handed it to Daniel for safekeeping.

Another Author's Note: The aliens of P3X-473 are speaking a form of Pig Latin. While writing it I realized that some of the words I typed could not be pronounced so I made up some rules for it. If you would like to know what they are saying e-mail me and I will send you their lines in English. Thank you to Lalene Brooks for the pig latin idea. I love it.

Please review. I'd like to note that this is a humor story. I don't plan to have any relationships between characters in here. I just thought I should tell you. Thank you for reading this story. I love the reviews I've gotten so far.

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BizzyLizzy-I can't wait to find out what happens next either.

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