Chapter 2
"Good-Mornin', Misha-San", Kurama said with a smile. He had absolutely no clue what that smile did to girls (hahahhahaahha).
"Hi Hi, Suichi-Kun.", replied a polite but over energetic Misha. "So how's your mommy wommy??"
"Fine, Thank-You, and how is Shiro??" Asked a handsome Kurama, who was now grinning (quite deviously).
"Oh, That old doggy woggy? He's fine winey su! He misses you so muchy wuchy su!!" said a cheery Misha, grateful enough to see her oldest and dearest friend.
Being the gentleman Kurama was, he said cheerfully with a grin, "Well I must be going' now. I have class. Give Shiro my best. Good-bye"
He waved as he walked away disappearing into the unfeeling crowd. Leaving Misha standing in the hall. With nothing but the memories they had had together to keep her company.
"Good....bye", said a now depressing Misha. She sighed. Suichi-Kun, I miss you so much. "If only you knew...." she said before walking away.
Little did they know. They had been watched the whole time. It was little Mi-Mi-Chan. She was back again. Miraculously, she had slipped out from underneath her brother's clutches. She was watching them from the tree, next to the window. Like her brother, she enjoyed watching people from the secure branches of a tree (what's up with her and trees??) She ticked (you know?? Those lil thingies that pop out when an anime character gets mad??)
"How dare she!!!! How dare she talk to MY precious Suichi-Sama!!!?!?!" She began to rant and rave in the sturdy tree, shaking it while she screamed in jealousy and anger.
"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!" said a now swirley eyed Mi-Mi-Chan . Please don't tell me I hit my head again, "Curse her!! This is all her fault!!! If only she would leave my precious Suichi-Sama alone!!!" (This was the SECOND time she'd fallen out of a tree TODAY and it's been like what?? Only and hour since then ahahha) The now conscious Mi-Mi-Chan, stood up and brushed herself off, before, walking away laughing evilly, "Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I'll get you yet my pretty!! And your little doggy woggy too!! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" she said with such angst, as she skipped cheerfully to her school. As she sang a peculiar song. The egg song.
"I love you eggs!! Jiggle wiggle; surround the middle, that's the best of what you ARE!!......." (Weird song I know but ish HELLUh kyute!! Juhz e-mail me and I'll send you the link.)
She skipped past some kids from Kurama's school, who just gave her weirded out looks.
After she left, the quietly whispered, "Isn't that the little stalker girl that likes that Suichi Minamino??"
"Ya, I think so. Dang, even the little girls like him. Man!! That guy has it ALL!! Looks, brains, and the LADIES!!" the odd character yelled.
"Do0o0ode!! Did you hear that Sakura-Sama asked HIM out?!?!? Do0o0ode she NEVER asks out guys!!"
I KNOW!! What's so special bout him? I mean—", he paused, looked left, right, and left again. "Too many people" he whispered, before he grabbed his companion by the arm and pulled him into the tool shed.
"Do0o0o0o0o0de!! I told you ALREADY, I'm NOT like that anymore!!" said a blushing boy.
"Will you shut up!!? Honestly!! Well anyway—", he looked left, right, and then left again, in a jittery way. "He's a FREAK!! He has red hair fur Kami-Sama's SAKE!!!?!?!??! Who, in their right minds, would like some weirdo with RED hair!??!?!?!?!?!"
"Ya!! I KNOW!! Red hair. Pfsssssssssssssssssssssss. What's the big deal?? I bet it's not even natural."
The two mischievous boys laughed in unison, "hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhah", they gasped for air, and laughed hysterically.
Their laughter was broken, when one of the (evil and) crude boys (if you can even call those spineless swines that) said, "WHOA!! D00DE!! You know what??"
"What?" questioned the puzzled boy.
He smacked the boy upside the head (you know?? You know how uncle hits Jackie in the Adventures of Jackie Chan?? Well if you don't juhz make up something haha well on with the storey!!) "I wasn't finished!!! And 'guess what' was JUST a figure of speech!! You weren't actually supposed to ASK!! Well, anyway. I just realized that Suichi Minamino (bum bum bum) has NEVER had a girlfriend!!! EVER!!! (shocker!!!)"
"Ever!?!?!? Even I've had a girlfriend. SO he's HAD to have had at the VERY least one girlfriend as well!!"
"Doesn't that make you wonder?? I mean........................ The guys been cornered by girls like HOW many times?!?!?!?!?"
"Exactly 750. Don't ask. I just know these sort of things." said an idiotically smiling dimwit.
"ANYWAY" said a freaked out and frustrated boy, "He has a TRILLION devoted FANS!! That are WILLLING to do ANYTHING to please him!!!!!!!" yelled a jealous boy.
"Man!! If I had girls at my disposal, the way he does, I'd SOOOOO take advantage of them!!! (Only because I'm a sick and twisted pervert, who doesn't even deserve to see the light of day!!)", said a starry-eyed boy.
"And still he doesn't go after any??" said a VERY envious boy.
"Maybe...................................he's........................gay??" They said in puzzled unison.
"WHACK!!!!!!" Suddenly, the backs of the two boys' heads HURT LIKE HELL. (One's looked like his head was bleeding!! A mysterious "stranger" had hit them with snowballs, with rocks in the middle.)
"HE is SOOO not gay!! You two ARE!! For Kami-Sama's sake you two are in a TOOL SHED TOGETHER!!!" yelled an obsessive masked child.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!!" They screamed, as they hastily got up off the floor and shot out of the tool shed like scared mice. (They were soo petrified that one of him wet his pants, and was running while his pee was dripping hahahhahaahha SERVES HIM RIGHT!! Mu ha ha ha ha!!)
"That'll teach those two BAKAS to make fun of MY Kurama-Sama!! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"Who.....W-who's there??" questioned a frightened gardener. Seeing the two boys run out of the tool shed soo quickly, he was curious and frightened off what had made them do so.
"Boo." She said as she turned to face a pale-faced man, full of shock. Her phantom mask all you could see underneath her black cloak, nearly gave the man a heart-attack.
She swiftly darted out of the shed, running past a terrified gardener.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's back!! The phantom of the opera is back!!" screamed a horrified gardener, as he ran up to random children and told them of his tale.
"Accccccchoooo", sneezed a child-like Kurama (KAWAIII!!). It's spring. Who could have a cold??
"Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Suichi-Sama!!" sang a symphony of uniformed girls.
"Thank you." Kurama said, with a slight blush and a small grin. (He looked just like an innocent care-free child.) "Someone's talking about me. I wonder who?? Maybe some girls." He whispered arrogantly under his breath.
"What was that Mr. Minamino??" inquired a curious Math teacher.
"Oh, nothing sir. Please continue." Kurama answered with angelic-like smile, 0;) slightly embarrassed about his outburst.
"Thank you Mr. Minamino", and the teacher went back to explaining trigonometry.
Kurama off in a daze, daydreams of the exquisite creature of his dreams that now consumed his very soul. Who are you? Why do you appear in my dreams?? Why can't I rid you from my mind?? What draws me to you?? What is it th—"
"Mr. Minamino!! Please answer the question!!" the teacher said, while waving his hand in front of Kurama's eyes. Trying to draw him back to reality. For (our dearest) Kurama was soo out of it, he hadn't noticed the teacher walk up his row and glare at him.
The girls in his class began to chuckle and whisper. The boys began to put on curious and puzzled expressions. And a star-struck Kurama sat there, staring at the board, completely stunned. He had a clueless expression which brought a smile to the teacher's lips (he's soo MEAN!! Why can't he lay off KURI-KUN!?!?!)
"Exactly. As I expected, Mr. Minamino does n—", the math teacher was cut off by a very decisive Kurama.
"The answer is, x3-87"said a satisfied Kurama.
"Wr—By Kuroki-Sama!! You're right!! That was a college level problem. And you solved it with such ease!! Bravo!! Everyone please applaud Mr. Minamino!!"
Everyone clapped for Kurama. He just sat there and blushed. (Kawaii!!! Lolz)
"Well now, let's continue. And Mr. Minamino, please, at the least, please pretend to pay attention. Thank you." said a very proud math teacher. It was almost like he was about to cry!!
"Ding-Ding-Ding-Dong", the bell of liberty and freedom rang.
"Well that's it for today kids. Please gather your things and leave." said a now thankful English teacher.
"Whoooooooooooooooot Whoooooooooooooooot!!! Yayuh!! It's finally the weekend!!" they all cheered and shrieked. Kurama just sat there and packed up his belongings. He wasn't one to celebrate.
As he began to pick up his book bag and walk to his locker, countless girls walked past him saying, with a wink, "Bye-Bye Suichi-Sama!! See you this weekend??"
Kurama just shook his head and said, "Oh no. I'm sorry I have plans. But maybe another time?" Being the polite person he was, he could never permanently say no to someone.
As they all walked past him, slipping him their numbers, (patting his ass lolz) or giving him a little wink, they all said good-bye. He was used to the attention, and therefore didn't mind when they did so (in fact, he provoked them, by winking at them and patting them on the ass as well HAHAHHAHAHHHAH). He just smiled charmingly (or was it devilishly?). After the hordes of girls had left, he turned back to his locker to decide on what to bring home (He's a book worm!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww). Then she came. She strutted down the hall like she owned the place (which she might as well. She was the principal's daughter, no one dare to challenge her). Swaying her hips from side to side, gracefully walking in a straight line, with her head held up high (Like a turkey!! and LIKE a turkey, if it rains, she will DROWN hahahhahaahha). She spotted Kurama. She sashayed over to him. She was so confident that she didn't even bother to look at herself in the window, before walking over. She was so conceited and arrogant, it was disgusting.
Short Conversation With Future Characters
Sakura-Sama: WHY!?!? WHY!?!??! Why, doesn't he like me!?!?? I mean LOOK at me!! I have curves as long as the Great Wall!! Fer goodness sake LOOK at me!!
Misha-San: You're such a silly willy Sakura-Sama, Great Wall....heheh ur sooo funny Sakura-Sama!!
Sakura-Sama: This is NOT funny!!! We are speaking of MY Kurama-Sama here!!
Mi-Mi-Chan: EXXXXX-CCCCCCCCUSE me!??!?! YOUR Kuri-Kun???? You are SADLY mistaken. He is MINE and MINE alone. ::glare::
Sakura-Sama: Who is that underdeveloped girl over there??? She couldn't possible be sassing me.
Mi-Mi-Chan: (ticks) Who are you callin underdeveloped??? You juz had PLASTIC SURGERY thas all. And I CAN and WILL back sass you whenever I WISH ::sticks tongue out::
Misha-San: You two are such silly willies!! That's Mi-Mi-Chan, Hiei's little sissy wissy. Isn't she adorable??
Mi-Mi-Chan: Yes I have an elder brother. And I AM adorable. And that is WHY Kuri-Kun loves me and ONLY me!!
Misha-San: ::sweatdrops::
Sakura-Sama: Pfsssssssss. Who would think a MERE child like you was adorable.
Mi-Mi-Chan: You wanna start something you rude onna??
Sakura-Sama: Bring it.
:They start fighting (you know with one of those lil dust clouds?? Well ne wayz the occasional flailing arm or leg appears:
Mi-Mi-Chan: ::light bulb flickers on:: Hey!! Stop it!! I have a big brother, y'know. He's right over there!! And yes he IS single ; )
Hiei: Yes, sad to say she is MY BAKA sister.
Misha-San: When did you come in??
Sakura-Sama: ::drools drools:: Hellooooo HANDSOME!! ::whispers to Misha:: Who is HE!!! And WHY haven't I seen him before??
Misha-San: ur soo funny wunny!! I already told you su, that's HIEI, Mi-Mi-Chan's big brudder!!
Sakura-Sama: Hello HIEI! ::whispers to Misha-San:: is my hair okay??
Misha-San: Yes!! Your hair is sooo pretty wetty!!
Sakura-Sama: Hello!!
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura-Sama: Did you know that my name means Cherry Blossoms??
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura-Sama: So how are you??
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura-Sama: Ok. Sweet talk won't work. MAN!! All my good material isn't working. What's up with this guy?? Why isn't he falling for me?? I'll try another approach
Hiei: Such ridiculous thoughts. Thinking that SHE, a mere onna, could capture my heart
Sakura-Sama: :: uses index finger to slightly turn up his chin, and examines his face, playfully:: My. My. My. You have the MOST beautiful red eyes I've EVER seen.
Hiei: Hn. (w/ a slight blush) Damn.....she's good
Sakura-Sama: Wanna go out for ice-cream??
Hiei: Hn.
::In a corner::
Mi-Mi-Chan: ::low whisper:: Yes....my plan is workin perfectly......MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Misha-San: Why're you laughin Mi-Mi-Chan??
Mi-Mi-Chan: Urk......I was just thinking of................something funny. thas all ::sweatdrops::
Misha-San: Okie Dokiez then.
Mi-Mi-Chan: ::falls down:: With that slutty onna out of the way I'll have less competion. And with onnisan pre-occupied, I'll have more time to follow Kuri-Kun!!
Misha-San: Hello??? Hello?? ::waving hand in front of MI-Mi-Chan's face::
Mi-Mi-Chan: Oh!! Sorry I zoned out for a second ::nervous laughter:: ha-ha-ha....How hard could it be to compete with a dimwit like Misha-San?? Yes......Perfect.......Sooon.....Kuri-Kun.........We will be together ::starry eyed:: MU Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Misha-San: There you go, laughin againey whenny su. What are you thinking about nowwy woowwy???
Mi-Mi-Chan: Oh................uhmmmmm don't mind me.....................I'm juzt crazeee Ha-Ha-Ha??
Hiei: you got that right crazeeeee
Sakura-Sama: Soo Hiei-Sama, you wanna get going for the ice-cream parlor??
Hiei: Hn.
Sakura-Sama: Ok then. Let's go!
::Sakura drags Hiei by the arm to the ice cream parlor across the street::
Mi-Mi-Chan: You 2 have FUN!! Good-bye now!! Yes......perfect.......mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
::After Hiei and a VERY excited Sakura-Sama leave::
Misha-San: So. What do you think of Kurama Sama??
Mi-Mi-Chan: ::falls over::
Misha-San: ::sweatdrops:: uhhhhh
Mi-Mi-Chan: A-DUH!! I LOVE him!!! And he WILL love me!! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Misha-San: Okie Dokie Artichokie!!
Kurama-Sama: What about me??
Mi-Mi-Chan and Misha-San: ::BLUSH::
END