I know this isn't the way people normally act when they're drunk, but I needed a good enough excuse to make Ray cuuute!!! == I love cuteness!!! And Ray gets even more drunk later! That can only mean one think...well you'll find out later
devilburns: Glad you liked it!
AoiSea: Ok I'll let Ray braid Inu's hair, but it's to late to add it in this chap, srry! And don't I've forgotten about wittle Sesshy!...and Jaken and Rin, they'll be in it!
Mori'quessir: YAY! I'm on your favourites! Woot!!
Hyperness: I'll add drunk teen don't worry...my minds been slightly tainted too; I would like the family idea, but just one problem, Ray's older than Sango...but I guess Sango could Act like his mommy, taking care of him and all.
Ice Kit: Yeah me too, Keep INU!!
Bonnie Mizuhara I'm soo glad!!! And I won't make Ray a totally sick psycho drunk!
ChibiNekoSakura: I'm glad you thought that line was funny
typhoon14: You think it's funny? YAY! I'm happy!
Drunk as a skunk
"Keep me! KEEP ME!!! What the hell is wrong with you!!" Inu-yasha growled while being held back by Miroku and Kagome.
Ray scuttled over into my lap and started shivering violently, "Doggie scary..."
I glared at Inu-yasha while tightly holding Ray, "Shut-up, you're scaring Ray!"
"What! He started it." Inu-yasha fought back, struggling to get out of Kagome and Miroku's grip.
"No doggie no..." Ray mumbled clutching his head and rocking back and forth.
Miroku walked over to Ray and started sniffing around him, "I thought so." Miroku straightened up and walked back to Inu-yasha, "Inu-yasha you mustn't yell at Ray."
"Why not?!" Inu-yasha questioned defiantly.
"Because..." Miroku started looking back at Ray who was watching him intently, "He's drunk as a skunk."
Inu-yasha fell over and Kagome and Sango sweat dropped.
"My, my, you certainly have a way with words." Sango sighed shaking her head.
"I'm glad you think so Sango dear." Miroku smiled proudly.
"One more thing, don't call me Sango dear!"
"Your wish is my command." Miroku bowed low his nose almost touching the ground.
"Inu-yasha you should go apologize to Ray." Kagome ordered, pushing Inu-yasha forward.
Inu-yasha sighed heavily and dragged himself over to Ray and crouched down so he was at eye level with the golden eyed blader, "I'm sorry."
Ray looked doubtful for a second. He looked up to me and I smiled reassuringly. Ray squealed and latched himself onto Inu-yasha petting him between the ears, "Good boy! We're gonna have sooo much fun, I'm going to teach you how to play fetch!"
Inu-yasha looked like he was going to hurt someone, but restrained himself from doing so. I watched as Ray struggled to pull him outside and decided to help.
I walked over to Ray who was whacking his new 'puppy' with an old newspaper yelling "Bad Inu-yasha, Baaadd!!"
I Chuckled kneeled down beside Ray and peeled him away from Inu-yasha, "Ray, Inu-yasha doesn't want to play fetch."
"Doggie no want to play?" Ray asked his eyes watering.
15 minutes later we were all seated outside watching Ray and Inu-yasha.
"Fetch doggie!" Ray cried with joy sending a stick hurtling through the air. But unfortunately a drunk Ray had no aim, and for the 45th time the stick bonked Inu-yasha square in the head.
Ray grunted slumped to the floor, "Doggie stupid."
I rushed over to Ray and Inu-yasha the minute I saw his eye twitch.
Inu-yasha was grumbling a string of curses and stomped away while Ray was busy telling everyone how his 'puppy' needed more manners.
"Hey? Where's Inu-yasha?" Ray asked worried that his puppy might get run down or something.
"He left Ray he may be a little tired from playing fetch for so long." Kagome explained gently...drunk people could be very moody.
"Doggie no like me?" Ray asked his eyes watering, "Noooooo!!!!"
"Ray it's OK, Inu-yasha is just a little tired, maybe he went for a drink or something." Kagome reasoned crouching down beside Ray.
"Uh uh! I want doggie!" Ray pouted trying to stand up, but he was still pretty woozy. Ray looked up at me with pleading amber orbs, "Help me?"
I smiled and slung an arm around Ray's waist hoisting him off the ground.
"Eee hee hee! Thankie Kai!" Ray giggled kissing my cheek.
I sighed, Now to find Inu-yasha.
"Here doggie, doggie, doggie!" Ray called hanging onto my neck.
Ray had been calling out to Inu-yasha for over half an hour now. I was getting bored of this. I dropped to the ground along with Ray.
Ray looked at me eyes watering again, "Doggie no like me..."
I mentally cringed, Ray looked so upset. I hugged Ray tightly telling him Inu-yasha would be back soon. Ray just sat there taking in everything I had to say cuddling closer to the heat my body gave off.
Ray suddenly bolted upright knocking me chin in the process, he took on a look of determination, "Doggie no come come back I get new doggie!" Ray scooted out of sight and into the woods.
"Ray!!! Ray come back!!" I frantically yelled chasing after him, I didn't want anything to happen to him. I stopped suddenly and looked around me. Ray was no where in sight. But no matter I'd still keep looking for him, even if it was pitch black and I couldn't see a thing.
"Crap!" I cursed after bumping my foot painfully on a rock and crashing onto the cool damp earth. This was getting me nowhere. I walked further desperately calling out to Ray...no answer. I saw a slight opening where light was filtering through, Ray must be there. I ran towards to opening and stopped dead in my tracks, I was at exactly where I started, I was going in circles this whole time.
A flash of black and white caught my eye, but I had no time to react because someone jumped on me taking us to the floor. I rubbed my head and looked up, "Ray!"
"Kai-Kai!!" Ray squealed, "I've got a new puppy!"
"Forget that, are you OK? I was so worried about you!"
"I've got a puppy, I've got a puppy!" Ray yipped bouncing up and down on my lap.
It was no use trying to talk seriously with Ray now. I might as well look at his new pet. I moved so I was in a sitting position with Ray still on me and took a look at the figure lying flat on it's face.
It had chocolate brown hair tied in a high ponytail with a brown head band holding up it's bangs. It had steel armor protecting it's chest and a fury brown skirt spouting a long tail similar in color.
The figure gave a deep groan, I immediately guessed it was a guy and picked himself of the floor.
"Oooooo, puppy saw hello to Kai!" Ray chirped hugging my neck.
The guy in the skirt looked at me, stuck his nose in the air and walked of, "He's not worth it." Talk about grumpy...
"Hey, come back here!" Ray ordered grabbing the guy by the tail flinging him back down on the grass.
"Ow." The male mumbled his face buried in grass.
"Looking for bones, mutt?" I snickered getting up, how dare he talk to me like he was better than me or something.
"You watch yourself!" He growled balling his fists.
"Oh yeah? You may talk tough, but can you back it up?" I growled. Just who did he think he was.
"Nope!" Ray answered for the mutt, staggering over towards me. "Miroku said that ever since all his jewel shards got taken away from him he's as harmless as a puppy!"
"Oh really? So I was right." I smirked in satisfaction as he desperately tried to think of something to say.
"His name is Kouga." Ray announced fastening himself onto me.
"Where'd you find him Ray?" I asked wondering how this Kouga feller turned up here.
"Oh, that. I found him in the bushes spying on Kagome."
"What got a little hungry?" I questioned a note of sarcasm clearly evident in my voice.
Kouga just growled some more glaring fixedly at me.
"So, I can keep him?" Ray asked hopefully.
I wanted to say no, I didn't like Kouga one bit. And I defiantly didn't want Ray associating with him. I down to Ray who was making big kitty eyes at me, now can I really say no to that? "Course you can." I leaning down and captured Ray lips in quick kiss, which left Ray giggling like mad.
Kouga gave a triumphant smile, he now had a reason to stick around and make my life miserable, "You two an item?"
"You got a problem with that?" I scowled; the more he spoke the deeper my hatred for him ran.
"Not at all. Now Ray you were saying something about teaching me to play fetch?" Kouga smirked when he heard me growl.
"Yessss!!!" Ray squeaked racing of with the mutt in a skirt.
How dare he just run of with my kitten! I followed them lisening to bits of the conversation.
'You're a good puppy aren't you!' 'Much better than Inu-yasha.' 'I'm going to keep you forever and ever.'
I growled and quickened my pace so I was now in line with Ray and Kouga.
"Are you going to help me train Kouga?" Ray asked as innocent as ever.
"If you want me to." I answered smiling warmly at Ray.
"Yay!! Kaiy help!!!" Ray jumped on me giving me a breath taking hug.
I chuckled and returned the hug, I looked up when I heard Kouga grunt. "What jealous?" I asked.
"You've got to be kidding me, jealous? Of you? Ha!" Kouga gave a hearty laugh and settled himself on the floor where we began our little training session.
Playing 'fetch' turned out better than I thought. I got to whack Kouga on the head every time he missed the stick. And believe me, I was anything but gentle.
I heard heavy footsteps coming into the room me, Ray and Kouga were in. I would know those feet anywhere, it belonged to none other than; Tyson and Max and they were carrying disgusting croaking frogs each.
Ray yelped and buried himself in Kouga's arms, who gladly tightened the grip. That got me mad, I wanted nothing more than to fling Kouga right out that door and let the demons feed on him. If I did do that, Ray would never forgive me...for all of his drunk life.
So instead I settled on scolding Tyson and Max for their childish antics, "And just what do you think you're doing?"
"Aww come on Kai, can't we do anything without being mothered by you?" Tyson huffed almost squeezing the life out of his frog.
"Take those filthy things away, NOW" Didn't they know who was about to arrive?
"But why?" Max whined rubbing his cheek against his frog.
I would have puked if it wasn't for my training at the abbey; Tyson was now licking his frog.
"But I'm hungry, and someone said frog meat tastes good." Tyson retorted.
"You know, he does have a point." Kouga put in his own two cents, which caused Ray to scamper over to my lap.
"Ewww, but that's just sick. Frog meat?" Max stated shuddering violently.
"Everyone! The princess has arrived!" Kagome announced skidding to halt in front of us.
"Is the food all set?" I asked picking Ray of the floor.
"Yes Miroku took care of it."
"No I didn't." Miroku informed causing me to slightly panic, where's a sane Ray when you need him.
"That's all right, I'll take care of it, you all go greet the princess and her father, stall them for a while." Sango rushed it all out saving Miroku for being beaten to a pulp.
"I'll help!" Kagome offered taking off after Sango.
"Someone will need to stay with Ray, I don't think we'd make to good a first impression with him being drunk and all." Miroku said glancing at me for approval.
"I'll stay with him." Kouga offered immediately.
I would have said no, but I wouldn't dare leave a princess with these six; Miroku would definitely try something stupid on the woman, Inu-yasha would be beating the hell out of Miroku, Shippo would asking to many questions, Tyson would ask to eat all the food, Kenny would bore them to death with his scientific theories and Max...would be Max.
"Fine." I heaved a great sigh and handed Ray over to Kouga, "But I'm warning you, Kouga don't do anything stupid or I'll hurt you."
"You should have a little more faith in me Kai." Kouga smiled in fake innocence.
"Nooo, Kai don't leave me with this frog eating person." Ray sniffed latching back onto me.
"I'll be right back, I swear. You'll be fine" I reassured Ray who didn't seem so sure.
"Don't worry, I never really ate frogs before, it was just a passing thought of mine." Kouga explained which immediately scored him good puppy points.
Ray was absolutely ecstatic; he got his old puppy back. I on the other hand was anything but over joyed.
I sent one last look Ray's way and set of with the others to greet the waiting royalties.
NOTE: Pap parra pa! I'm finally finished! No Kouga doesn't have a thing for Ray, he just wants to make poor Kai's life MISERABLE.
I know I said the chapters would be up faster, but you gotta belive me when I say I tried my best.
1.) I had no inspiration except for all your lovely reviews! It really cheers me up!
2.) I jammed my middle finger in a door and boy does it hurt!
3.) I was busy working on painting giant Inu-yasha and Kagome pictures surprisingly, it didn't turn out so bad
So I'm sorry! Don't give up on me people! The next chapters will take a while to post cause I start highschool on Tuesday and it's Wednesday now. But I won't stop writing as long as you'll keep reviewing! == Ta for now!