Written by: Zymz

Disclaimer: Don't own Saiyuki... Just own the twisted fic...

Chapter 4

It was good to see Sanzo again. Even though it wasn't really him at all. Shiroki had most of Sanzo's looks, even his...attitude. But somewhere... it doesn't suit him at all. I could tell his eyes were different of Sanzo's, especially when he gazed into...

"Ne, Shiro... You don't look to well, are you alright?"

Shiroki was quite pale, even worse than Sanzo... Anyone could see clearly that he's sick. He slapped Asuka's wrist just as she tried to touch his forehead. Asuka shouted back at him just because she cared. Then after a few moments of glaring, Asuka pouted... I told her this was the most effective was to get something done while you still have that cuteness... Guess that's why Sanzo and the others stared to care less about me and multiplied the not-so-childish insults after Houmei and I had our fist daughter. Shiroki turned his heels Asuka rushed to check on him.

"You've got a terrible fever there, Shiro! That's it, I'm taking you to a doctor right this instant!"

"Kono baka onna, I said that I'm...fu..."

"Shiro...."

And the kid has Sanzo's stubbornness too... Asuka dragged, actually she had carried him onto her shoulders him to the nearest clinic. Somehow I got a bad feeling about this, stress on the bad part. She entered a traditional Chinese clinic. With Shiro unconscious, she rang the bell at the reception. A emerald-eyed girl came out dressed in what people these days call funky, and what Sanzo would say a being from hell. Blue dyed spiked hair, denim mini skirt, spaghetti stringed hanging top; which revealed her belly and rather a little of the...ahem...

"...What do we have here... Oro?"

"Sorry, but my friend here is kinda sick... Aa Saitomi-senpai!"

"Satoshi-chan! Dragging your boyfriend to the ground I see. Hm, do you want me to fix an aphrodisiac while I'm at it?"

"Senpai... He's NOT my..."

"Okay, okay... Jeez, you don't have to be THAT serious..."

This girl is really creepy. Not only she dresses weird but... she looks like Hakkai with Gojyo's personality... She then checks up on Shiroki, who was still out cold from his fever.

"Goku, do you think she resembles someone?" Asuka whispered in very low voice.

Now that you've mention it... She does look like Hakkai though...

Then, another person enters the clinic. I couldn't see his face clearly because the room was quite dark... It's a clinic for crying out loud. Aren't clinics suppose to have a much more pleasant environment?

"Ohayo, Himiko! Hn? I thought you'd fix the light already?" Said the guy.

That voice... even though it's a much more polite, but I'd recognized it... the doctor came peeping out the door. Asuka and I just watched them.

"Is that you Naoki-kun? Why don't you just sit out there and wait just like any other person in this clinic..."

The guy sat beside Asuka. He had black hair, which was tied into a ponytail. He had some hair covering his face, which looked more like curtains... Then he turned around and looked at Asuka. Now both Asuka and this guy were staring at each other's faces.

"Do I know you? You seem quite familiar"

"Funny... You look like an ero kappa which appeared more than once in my dreams..."

The guy sweat dropped, I could see he was very annoyed and shocked at the same time... His face even turned white! Then, there was this shouting going on in the other room. All three of us fixed our sights at the screen. Somebody certainly woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

"Don't you dare touch me you old hag" it was Shiroki.

Asuka rushed into the office to calm down the short tempered-misanthropist-rampaging-gorgeous- blonde... The black-haired guy entered as well to pin down Shiroki to the bed.

"Shiro-chan, she only trying to help..." Asuka implied.

"NOT WHEN SHE'S TOUCHING MY..."

"...touch what?"

Shiroki wasstaringat Asuka, Asuka stared back... he stared, she stared, we all stared.

"Senpai... Not again..."

Saitomi blushed. She then grinned. Is she a pervert? Then, the black-haired guy managed to calm Shiroki down.

"Hm, both of you look very familiar. Miss, did you just call me a 'kappa' earlier?"

Saitomi then stared at all of us, the rest started to look at each other. Just then I thought Shiroki was staring at me... Wait a minute! I'm invisible... right?

"Come to think about it, I was often call that in my dreams too..." Naoki continued.

"Dream? Strange..."

"Why's that, senpai?"

"Cause I've been dreaming Naoki-kun had red hair and two striped scars. Come to think of it, I saw that diadem of yours too..."

Everybody went silent. The sense of déjà vu filled the air. Shiroki's face was red, but he was absolutely aware of what's going on.

"Ano, senpai... Did you dream that you had a dragon that could turned into a jeep and you could use chi?"

"...Satoshi-chan... Are you some sort of physic?"

"That means... You're Hakkai's descendant... And you... Gojyo's..." Shiroki finally spoke.

So, after a few hours of babbling... Things were getting somewhere. Now that the lights were okay again, I've noticed that Naoki's eyes were crimson red, like Gojyo's.

Saitomi Himiko, Asuka's senior and also ex-school bully... is Hakkai's evil-side, and the black-haired with crimson eyes is Kurudou Naoki, Gojyo's gentleman side...

Shiroki took a sip of the medicine that Saitomi brewed... Is that really medicine? Because earlier I saw her adding dried bat wings and eyeballs into the mixture.

"Oi, Asuka..." Shiroki called.

"Hai... Doushte?"

"I've been meaning to ask you this... Who is that guy standing behind you?"

"Yeah, he looks wired" Saitomi added.

"You guys could see me? "

"Of course! What do you take us for?" Saitomi answered.

Kami, they could see me. I thought Asuka was the only one that could. I then tried to touch Shiroki, before you know it, he tried to slap my hands away... but it went through instead. Okay, they could see and hear me but not touch me.

"Great to see a the four families to meet each other again..."

We tuned around and noticed the figure by the entrance.It's that woman that sent us in this never-ending chase in the first place with her loyal foot washer...

Kanzeonbosaetsu?

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TBC

A/N: ...sometimes reading the reviews I get can make my stomatch cramps, and a ton of sweat drops as well. The next chapter will come a lot later cause I'll be stitting for my (insert own bad words) exam... I just need to edit the chapters, thats all. I would have uploaded some of the story's illustrations, but my scanner was busted. Thanks for the reviews. I'll try not to disappoint you guys!! Sankyu!

Gwynhafra Hakkuryuu's name in the manga is Jiipu, but since 'Jeep' is a copyrighted/registered, the animators had to change it to Hakkuryuu.

All reviewersThanks for all your support!

I wonder if I canget 20 reviews for the next chapter? And does anyone want a Homura AU story? I'm thinking of posting the old fic so I can empty my computer files...