Hola! The song is Disneyland by Five for Fighting. -loves them-
Chapter Twenty-Nine- The Discovery
I Woke up got my lazy ass out of bed
I Watered all the rocks growing in my head
I Had a thought...and fell asleep on you...
There I was somewhere West of Tomorrow Land
Flying through the stars just like Peter Pan
I said...Damn this looks too good to be true...
There she goes...
my heart again (would you mind rolling over)
I can feel it in the air (something's coming down)
I don't know and I don't care that it's a small world
It's a nice day if you wake up in Disneyland...
It's a nice day when you wake up in Disneyland...
In my dream everybody's got a little house
A dog, a bank account
managed by Mickey Mouse
And the only thing we fight about is the Lakers...
In my dream all the pirates down in Neverland Never get the Hook..
they just get a hand
While the crocs sing Superman
till we just can't take it...
There she goes...
my heart again (do you mind rolling over)
I can feel it in the air (something's coming down)
I don't know and I don't care if it's a small world
It's a nice day when you wake up in Disneyland...
It's a nice day if you wake up in Disneyland...
We can fly away...
I Woke up got my lazy ass out of bed
I Watered all the rocks growing in my head
I Had a thought...
and I looked up to see
The sign read the park she's closed today
E-tickets don't work here no more anyway
Where every day's a magic day to be free
You see...
It's a nice day when you wake up in Disneyland...
It's a nice day should you wake up in Disneyland...
It's your L.U.C.K.Y. day should you wake up in Disneyland...
It's a nice day should you wake up in Disneyland...
Damn Abbey and her stupid ideas. Why did we think we wouldn't get caught?! We always get caught! I licked my lips, trying to hide the uncomfortableness of the situation.
"What video?" Anais asked, innocently. She should be an actress! What a straight face!
Sirius pointed to the one in the VCR and my breath caught in my throat. Why the hell did I effing sing? I was against it from the beginning, it's all Abbey's fault. I think I'm beginning to hyperventilate.
"Well, let's watch it!" James exclaimed. I need a new boyfriend. Any takers?
"Kay." Sirius said simply, walking over to the VCR and pressing play. I grabbed the remote and pressed the 'stop' button right when color began to flash on the screen.
"Lily." James whined and I looked at him, in fake confusion.
"Yes James?" I asked, pretending not to know what he wanted.
"Gimme the remote." He sounded so much like a kid, I almost handed it over to him. He was so cute. Oh yeah, almost being the key word.
"Umm...no." I said, handing the remote to Abbey who stuck it in her pocket, safe from the boy's prying hands.
"Why can't we watch it?" James asked with a pout and we all opened our mouths to speak at once.
"Because it's really girly...I don't think you would enjoy it." Nese said carefully, eyeing us for approval. I nodded vigorously and then had an idea.
"It shows you how to use a tampon!" I said with a slight smile at their immediate disgust.
"Oh god, Lils, come on."
"Well you said you wanted to know." I shrugged, winking at Abbey behind their backs. She gave me the thumbs up sign and I sighed in relief.
"I think you're lying." Sirius said, watching me suspisciously.
"Why would I lie to you about not knowing how to use tampons?" I asked. Okay, he caught me. I lied.
"Cause I remember you freaking out in Charms one class when you didn't have one." Sirius retorted and I frowned. I thought he had forgotten that. It wasn't my fault, though, and I wasn't looking for one for that purpose. I needed one for a little prank we had planned...
"Oh." I answered meekly and then stood up.
"Well fine you caught me." Abbey and Nesie were giving me astonished and disbelieving looks. Wow, I need to act more often. I'm good.
"It's not me who needs to know how to use them. It's Abbey." I said and I looked at Abbey who was about to shake her head. Then realization of my 'plan' seemed to dawn on her and she nodded her head at Sirius who was still watching us curiously.
"Well I don't care let's just watch it." James muttered. I rose to tell them no but Sirius muttered a spell and I found myself stuck to the couch. Shit.
"Play!" Sirius noted, happily and immediately the television turned on, showing me holding the banana.
"I was kidding.." I said, on the tape that is. Oh merlin this was embarassing.
"No, come on use the banana!" Nese said and I saw myself turning red and picking up the banana.
"This isn't about tampons..." James said slowly right as the music began to come on.
"It's a music video!" Sirius exclaimed and I rolled my eyes as Nesie and Abbey stared at the television, paralyzed.
Then they began to dance.
"Oh geez." I heard Nese mutter beside me.
"I look so fat!" Abbey noted, watching the tape. I didn't even dare to look at the guys, not wanting to know what their reaction would be.
Oh lord, here comes the worst part.
I began to sing. At least I wasn't off-key, I assured myself I didn't sound horrible befor risking a glance at the television.
Eh, I looked okay. My hair's kind of frizzy and oh god, was that...flub. I need to work out more. Maybe I could go with Abbey...
"Can we get off the effing couch now?" I asked, irritably as the tape finished, leaving us three girls as red as tomatoes.
Sirius and James turned toward us and I could see the small smiles creeping up on their mischievious little faces. Now what?!
"I didn't know you sang, Lils." James said with a small smirk.
I glowered at him, he was going to be revenged upon! As soon as I get unstuck from the couch!
"So what if I do?" I asked, in what I hoped was a menacing voice. Bah, I failed.
"You looked really hott up there, babe." He whispered seductively in my ear. That would've normally given me shivers up and down my spine but I was too irritated with him watching me sing with a banana.
I felt the spell give way and all three of us were up on our feet, heading for the tape.
I grabbed it first and threw it on the ground. All three of us began stomping on it until it was broken into little bits, then we turned on the guys.
"Nese, you're best at memory charms. Let em' rip!" I yelled, teasingly. But apparently they didn't think i was kidding, cause' they looked pretty freaked out.
"No! No, we won't repeat what we saw!" Sirius pleaded, backing away from the three of us with a terrified look on his face.
"Promise?" I asked and both of them nodded their heads quickly.
"Alright, we'll meet you at your apartment in five." Abbey told them with a quick wave. They apparated out and a wave of silence came upon our small apartment.
We glanced at each other and within seconds we were all on the ground, rolling around, in laughter.
So....this ones kinda pointless, but it needs to be there for later on. It was going to be longer and more informative...but I'm tired and lazy. Lol. I apologize for spelling mistakes!
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-A lesson before dying
