YH: I'm alive!! And I changed my pen name ... ''

EC: Yeah – I'm sure they all noticed and are confused out of their minds ... --' Insufferable Dumbass ...

YH: Nah – that's your job Evile; I won't take it away from you!!

EC: ::glares:: I'm going to ignore that comment.

YH: Disclaimer please

Seto: Yami Hiko (formerly known as Yami Megami) Does not own Yu-gi-oh

Jou: Or any of it's affiliated characters, places, or things.

Seto: Start writing. Now...

YH: Oooo ... is someone anxious?

Seto: ::death glare::

YH: o.O ....

Jou: ::death glare::

YH: ::backs away slowly:: Uh ... he he he ... I'M TYPING; PWEASE DUN HURT ME!!!

Chapter 4: SetoxJou

Kaiba turned to look at Joey with puppy dog eyes who just sighed and nodded "Why not?" So with a happy smiled and an evil smirk Joey got dragged into one of the two remaining booths by the leash and collar he wore.

Seto kicked the door shut, hand absently twisting the lock into place as he pressed the blonde firmly against the wall, other hand tangling in his hair and tugging just enough for the other to feel it, but not enough to hurt. Writhing against the brunette, Jou tried to gain some control, but to no avail, which was not at all surprising if one thought about it; he was the CEO of a corporation – he was used to dominating things completely.

The had that had locked the door, currently with nothing to do, rubbed down the blonde's side, slipping teasingly below the waist of his smooth silk pants only about half an inch before rolling back up the semi-transparent shirt, blue tinting different shades from the movement. A gasp sounded from the shorter teen as Kaiba broke the kiss, nipping almost lightly, but not quite down his neck, tongue darting out to sooth the slight redness that came to the skin.

"Uhh...hu-HU!!" was the only half intelligible sound the blonde heard himself make as Kaiba's knee settled between his legs, at first for balance purposes, but then, as he realized that that was the cause of the slight flush that colored the boy's cheeks and also the reason the boy's back was arching off of the wall, Seto rolled his hips slightly, causing his knee to move evenly and oh-so-slowly against the pup. This in turn caused him to gasp sharply, the exhalation following being slightly quivering as he struggled to remain upright against the wall.

A yank on the leash caused the blonde to suddenly jolt forewards and into the brunette, crushing their lips together as Seto continued his ministrations, however sinister they were at the time. Asking entrance that was hazily given, icy eyes closed as he savored the taste of his puppy thoroughly, exploring every inch he could before he felt the burning in his lungs that signified a need for air. As he broke the kiss, amber eyes connected with his in a glare, and the pup panted out,

"You're f-ing evil, you know tha-nnnnnnggg!" However, he was cut off a the end as the CEO's tongue flicked over his chest through the slightly coarse fabric of his shirt, easily finding one of the half erect nubs of flesh that lay underneath and nipping it lightly. The brunette let out a loose chuckle, and said in a slightly husky tone,

"Sensitive much pup?" And, just as he opened his mouth to let out an annoyed retort, Seto captured his lips and rubbed harder, completely disabling his capacity for speech. The CEO smirked through the heated kiss. However, the blonde surprised him by suddenly wrapping his arms around his neck and pulling him closer, fingers ghosting over the short brown hair at the nape of his neck and causing him to gasp accordingly. It was Jou's turn to smirk as he pulled back slightly from the kiss, voice slightly raspy as he said,

"Sensitive much moneybags?" Before he moved his hands to slide the black leather trench coat from the taller teen's shoulders, hands rubbing firmly down the tight black leather tank that he wore. Seto 'hm'-ed in appreciation before a gasp was pulled from his throat; naval being exposed by the short shirt, Jou took advantage and nipped it lightly, tongue swirling over the remnants of the "love bite".

Forcing the blonde to stand back up by pressing with his lower body, Seto panted as he ground their hips together firmly, causing Jou to moan out his name, laying his forehead on the taller boy's shoulder, barely able to get enough air to sate his burning lungs.

Taking both hands and sliding them firmly down the smaller teen's back, they slipped past the waist band unnoticed, and cupped the flesh there firmly, causing another half moan, half shout to be emitted from the back of the blonde's throat. However, just as Seto's mind switched gears a bit, fingers sliding down the pup's crack, a voice cut through the shop.

"Shoppers, please finish shopping and make your purchases. The mall closes in five minutes. Have a nice evening." At this, the CEO growled in such a way that it would have scared Jou had he been coherent enough to register it; he'd been having a great evening before that announcement. But, the mood was ruined now, and the blonde was going to get fidgety within a matter of seconds. Disentangling himself from the other, who promptly slid to the ground, panting and flushed, the brunette picked up his trench, slipping it on while deciding if he could get away with carrying the puppy, which was pretty much the equivalent of getting away with murder to him ... ...

OWARI!!

YH: Okies – I have officially done all of the pairings in Dark Magi!! This fic is officially done! Now I'll go see what I can do about the hundreds of other fics I've got half started and haven't finished ... --'

EC: No you won't – you'll just go and read your new Naruto manga again ... how many times is it now... 6 or 7?

YH: ... ... ... ... 8 ... ''

EC: ::rolls eyes::

YH: Anyway, tell me what you think!! I thought it was the best one yet (not that any of them were good ... ;; ) Oh, and thankies for all of the reviews – if you'd like to suggest which fic I finish next, feel free; I've marked the ones that are unfinished with 'WIP' in the summary