disclaimer- DBZ? not mine. so sad.
My Eggs and Toast
Ch.3
Fat Rainbow Ladies, Pyro Children, and Crappy Poetry
(and OH so much more madness!!)
Vegeta stared at a flower shop, wondering who the poor loser was that ran the place. He cautiously walked in and quickly scanned the area for chocolates. A scary plump woman wearing a rainbow sweater appeared before him and gave a big freakin' grin that would've scared any toddler into urination on the spot.
He twitched slightly at the woman, and thought about killing her, but decided against...until...
"HOW MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?? WE HAVE ALL YOUR FLOWERING NEEDS!!!!"
Vegeta's hair fluffed out as he covered his ears and made a high-pitched squeal..noise..thing..yea.
"IS SOMETHING THE MATTER SIR? MAY I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING??"
He glared at the woman with weird cat-ish eyes...
"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATES!!!!"
She blinked at him and bounced over to the area with choclates.
"WHAT KIND,SIR??"
He shuddered and continued glaring.
"Any kind. It doesn't matter.."
She picked up some, rolled her freakishly large butt over to the register and ringed them up.
"That'll be-" before she could finished he slammed a 20 dollar bill on the counter and took his chocolate and ran.
He looked at his list again.
Now all that was left was dinner,poem,and a song.
He wasn't sure about candy, so he cleared out the candy store.(much to the dismay of all the children)
He sighed and sat all his candies and choclates down on a bench and sat beside them..sorta.
He closed his eyes for a moment just as some kids decided they like to steal things.
The angry mob of children sweeped away the candy and happily took it to the park where they all partied.
Vegeta opened his eyes and his hair did the floofy thing again. He picked up his choclate, which, for some weird reason, hadn't been touched. He dashed to the park and stood on a tall swing set.
"I DEMAND the candy back!!!"
Every child there turned and looked at him with evil eyes and hissed. They flung themselves onto him and made a move for his chocolate.
"GAH!! NOO!! You SAVAGES!!!"
His bloody screams were not heard throughout the city. And if they were, no one would give a flying pig's urinal tract infection anyways.
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2 hours later
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His candy was eaten, his chocolate turned against him, and worst of all, he was wet and broke.
The rain poured down onto the saiyan prince as he sat on a swing, holding the only chocolate left.
He did have his dignity..until one little girl came back and set his butt on fire. Now, there was a large hole in the butt of his pants.
He hated children.
Vegeta pulled out his list of things from his pocket.
Probably the only thing he could do now was the sex and the poem.
He had to no money to even consider making a dinner.
He..didn't really mind the sex thing..but he didn't think it'd work unless he had everything else. He stared blankly at his only option.
A poem.
How in the world was he, the Prince of all saiyans, supposed to write a poem?!
He decided to find out what EXACTLY was in a poem.
Slowly but surely, he dragged his half-naked bum off the swing and took flight.
Let's see..where do these humans go for information?
Of Course!! The Library! ((He CAN be taught!))
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Entering the library, despite his dreadful appearance, he managed to find the nerve to ask where he could find poems..
"..Poo...ehmz...I need to find some pooehmz."
((COULDNT HELP MYSELF LOL!!))
The librarian smiled stupidly.
"Poems. Right over there,under the big sign."
And wouldn't you know it? There was a giant sign that read "POEMS" on it.
Vegeta's brow twitched. ((sometimes I swear his eyebrow has a mind of its own!!!O.o...))
"I..I KNEW THAT!!..I could see it VERY CLEARLY I was just...testing your eyesight, moron!!" He raged, stomping off to his poem section. The librarian just giggled at the sound of his shoes squeaking and sloshing from being so flooded with water.
He scanned the books in the shelves. Where to start? There were so many!
He randomly picked up one called "Ped-Xing's Daily Scrolls"
((Yes, i stole it from Dave the Barbarian. I'm 15 and i love that show its the best thing to ever be on a disney network!!well..besides the weekenders..that show rocksXD i couldnt remember what the book was actually called so..im using the name of the dude and something else..erm..yeah... ANYWHO!!))
He raised a brow.((that darn eyebrow..))
He opened it and began to read aloud:
"Oh darling my sweet, please dont hate me If i say your feet smell like stinky cheese."
EVERYONE in the building screamed in horrid pain.
The librarian took the book from him and yelled in anguish.
"HOW DID THIS ABOMINATION GET INTO THE POETRY SECTION???!!!!"
"I thought it was pretty good..And I don't even know what poetry is!" Vegeta said,crossing his arms in a very manly way.
"THIS," she said, pointing to the book,"is NOT poetry."
"Ok then, if THAT isn't poetry, what IS poetry?"
((could you imagine everyone breaking out into random dance and song??....it's kinda sad because that's the first thing I thought of...*shoot me*))
The Librarian smiled kindly again as she burned the book in a trash can.
"Poetry is a calming array of words coming together to express your true feelings. Many times poetry is a type of metaphor or simile. Many poets use modern day situations and objects of a sort to express their love for their significant other." She sighed dreamily. It was obvious that she was infatuated with some boy or something just from the way she kinda shot hearts out from around her. Vegeta would never understand women...oh well, what can you do?
He nodded, tucking away this information for later use and flew out.
Of course he got yelled at for making papers fly everywhere and books attack random faces of people..but hey, what can ya do? ((i really need to stop saying that))
So...he had all his information. Now to make the poem and win his house back!! err..wife. His wife back. Yes..wife..ahem.
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sorry i didnt update sooner kids! it took me weeks to do this one chapter!!
school and things have been hectic like woah!!
I LOVE ALL OF YOU COMPLETE STRANGERS YOU'RE SO AWESOME BECAUSE YOU DON'T COMPLAIN NEARLY AS MUCH AS I DO I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH
w00t.
well, review and maybe i can find more time to work on other things. I'm almost done writing the next chpater for Free Falling, so be patient my pretties!!
My Eggs and Toast
Ch.3
Fat Rainbow Ladies, Pyro Children, and Crappy Poetry
(and OH so much more madness!!)
Vegeta stared at a flower shop, wondering who the poor loser was that ran the place. He cautiously walked in and quickly scanned the area for chocolates. A scary plump woman wearing a rainbow sweater appeared before him and gave a big freakin' grin that would've scared any toddler into urination on the spot.
He twitched slightly at the woman, and thought about killing her, but decided against...until...
"HOW MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?? WE HAVE ALL YOUR FLOWERING NEEDS!!!!"
Vegeta's hair fluffed out as he covered his ears and made a high-pitched squeal..noise..thing..yea.
"IS SOMETHING THE MATTER SIR? MAY I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING??"
He glared at the woman with weird cat-ish eyes...
"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATES!!!!"
She blinked at him and bounced over to the area with choclates.
"WHAT KIND,SIR??"
He shuddered and continued glaring.
"Any kind. It doesn't matter.."
She picked up some, rolled her freakishly large butt over to the register and ringed them up.
"That'll be-" before she could finished he slammed a 20 dollar bill on the counter and took his chocolate and ran.
He looked at his list again.
Now all that was left was dinner,poem,and a song.
He wasn't sure about candy, so he cleared out the candy store.(much to the dismay of all the children)
He sighed and sat all his candies and choclates down on a bench and sat beside them..sorta.
He closed his eyes for a moment just as some kids decided they like to steal things.
The angry mob of children sweeped away the candy and happily took it to the park where they all partied.
Vegeta opened his eyes and his hair did the floofy thing again. He picked up his choclate, which, for some weird reason, hadn't been touched. He dashed to the park and stood on a tall swing set.
"I DEMAND the candy back!!!"
Every child there turned and looked at him with evil eyes and hissed. They flung themselves onto him and made a move for his chocolate.
"GAH!! NOO!! You SAVAGES!!!"
His bloody screams were not heard throughout the city. And if they were, no one would give a flying pig's urinal tract infection anyways.
---
2 hours later
---
His candy was eaten, his chocolate turned against him, and worst of all, he was wet and broke.
The rain poured down onto the saiyan prince as he sat on a swing, holding the only chocolate left.
He did have his dignity..until one little girl came back and set his butt on fire. Now, there was a large hole in the butt of his pants.
He hated children.
Vegeta pulled out his list of things from his pocket.
Probably the only thing he could do now was the sex and the poem.
He had to no money to even consider making a dinner.
He..didn't really mind the sex thing..but he didn't think it'd work unless he had everything else. He stared blankly at his only option.
A poem.
How in the world was he, the Prince of all saiyans, supposed to write a poem?!
He decided to find out what EXACTLY was in a poem.
Slowly but surely, he dragged his half-naked bum off the swing and took flight.
Let's see..where do these humans go for information?
Of Course!! The Library! ((He CAN be taught!))
----
Entering the library, despite his dreadful appearance, he managed to find the nerve to ask where he could find poems..
"..Poo...ehmz...I need to find some pooehmz."
((COULDNT HELP MYSELF LOL!!))
The librarian smiled stupidly.
"Poems. Right over there,under the big sign."
And wouldn't you know it? There was a giant sign that read "POEMS" on it.
Vegeta's brow twitched. ((sometimes I swear his eyebrow has a mind of its own!!!O.o...))
"I..I KNEW THAT!!..I could see it VERY CLEARLY I was just...testing your eyesight, moron!!" He raged, stomping off to his poem section. The librarian just giggled at the sound of his shoes squeaking and sloshing from being so flooded with water.
He scanned the books in the shelves. Where to start? There were so many!
He randomly picked up one called "Ped-Xing's Daily Scrolls"
((Yes, i stole it from Dave the Barbarian. I'm 15 and i love that show its the best thing to ever be on a disney network!!well..besides the weekenders..that show rocksXD i couldnt remember what the book was actually called so..im using the name of the dude and something else..erm..yeah... ANYWHO!!))
He raised a brow.((that darn eyebrow..))
He opened it and began to read aloud:
"Oh darling my sweet, please dont hate me If i say your feet smell like stinky cheese."
EVERYONE in the building screamed in horrid pain.
The librarian took the book from him and yelled in anguish.
"HOW DID THIS ABOMINATION GET INTO THE POETRY SECTION???!!!!"
"I thought it was pretty good..And I don't even know what poetry is!" Vegeta said,crossing his arms in a very manly way.
"THIS," she said, pointing to the book,"is NOT poetry."
"Ok then, if THAT isn't poetry, what IS poetry?"
((could you imagine everyone breaking out into random dance and song??....it's kinda sad because that's the first thing I thought of...*shoot me*))
The Librarian smiled kindly again as she burned the book in a trash can.
"Poetry is a calming array of words coming together to express your true feelings. Many times poetry is a type of metaphor or simile. Many poets use modern day situations and objects of a sort to express their love for their significant other." She sighed dreamily. It was obvious that she was infatuated with some boy or something just from the way she kinda shot hearts out from around her. Vegeta would never understand women...oh well, what can you do?
He nodded, tucking away this information for later use and flew out.
Of course he got yelled at for making papers fly everywhere and books attack random faces of people..but hey, what can ya do? ((i really need to stop saying that))
So...he had all his information. Now to make the poem and win his house back!! err..wife. His wife back. Yes..wife..ahem.
------------
~~~~
sorry i didnt update sooner kids! it took me weeks to do this one chapter!!
school and things have been hectic like woah!!
I LOVE ALL OF YOU COMPLETE STRANGERS YOU'RE SO AWESOME BECAUSE YOU DON'T COMPLAIN NEARLY AS MUCH AS I DO I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH
w00t.
well, review and maybe i can find more time to work on other things. I'm almost done writing the next chpater for Free Falling, so be patient my pretties!!