Madman on Wheels!

To Red Witch: Yep, the demonic biker Ghost Rider is here! You bet it's going to be fun! Anyway, here's more madness and mayhem for you, Kid Razor-style! Enjoy!

To Raliena: Glad you liked the chapter! Here's more insanity for you! Enjoy!

To Aaron: Yep, It's going to be a Kid Razor/Ghost Rider team up. I was also thinking of bringing in the Astonishing X-Men. I think it'd be funny to see Kid Razor meet Cyclops again, and maybe insult him in another television interview. Not to mention the laughs he could have at Emma Frost's expense.

To HyperCaz: I like Blues Brothers 2000. My favorite part was the 50 car pile-up (I tried to count the cars as they crashed). You should see the first Blues Brothers movie with John Belushi. It's pretty good, and it has some great musical numbers. It also has some funny lines and a lot of insanity.

Author's Note: Sorry I took so long to update this fic, folks. I sort of forgot about this one because I've been concentrating on other stuff I've been working on. Sorry again, faithful readers.

Disclaimer: "Bleeding, sir." - Judge Reinhold as Billy Rosewood, Beverly Hills Cop

Chapter 3: Interview with a Rock 'n' Roller!

A television studio, Cleveland, Ohio

The Fearless Kid Razor was a guest on "Eye on Cleveland", a local talk show hosted by a rather peppy brunette woman. The Ultimate Rockstar smiled as he leaned back on the comfy green chair.

"Now this is the life." Razor quipped. The peppy brunette sat across from him, clad in a nice dark green two-piece business suit with a dark blue shirt.

"And we're on!" The cameraman said.

"And welcome back to 'Eye on Cleveland'! Now on our show, we have Cleveland's own living embodiment of rock 'n' roll, and resident superhero, the fearless Kid Razor!" The live audience cheered. Razor smiled and flashed a "Rock On" sign at the audience. "Kid Razor, it's nice to have you here with us."

"No problem, babe. It's great to be here. Only one thing, though. Too bad you couldn't be interviewing me in lingerie." Razor smirked. The audience and the hostess laughed.

"Razor, you are too much."

"Babe, I've just begun." Razor laughed.

"Well Razor, you have done a great job as Cleveland's superhero so far."

"As I've said before, babe: I've only just begun." Razor smiled. "The Kid of Rock was born and raised here in Cleveland, so he thought he'd give back when he gained superpowers and be the town's resident superhero. After all, we all know that we Midwesterners need something to compete with all those costumed clowns in New York."

"Yes, you seem to dislike New York. Why is that?" The interviewer asked.

"The Kid of Rock hates the Yankees. If he ever sees Derek Jeter or A-Rod, he will punch 'em right in the mouth. I mean, what other team in baseball want to see the Yankees get whooped?"

"And what do you think of New York's superheroes. The X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the Avengers?"

"I think they're alright." Razor shrugged. "However, those guys are just merely opening acts. The Kid of Rock…he's the main event, baby." The audience laughed and whooped. "I met a lot of them back at that Cleveland Mall incident (1). Spider-Man: He's pretty cool. He does have a lot of cojones wearing a costume like that, but the Kid of Rock admires people who have lots of cojones. The FF." Razor stopped talking for a second. "The Kid of Rock would like to know: How in the name of everything good and metal did a nerd like Reed Richards land a mega-babe like the Invisible Woman, huh? I mean, the gal's a &%$#& babe!"

(1) - See "Birth of a Juke Box Hero"

"Maybe she's into smart guys." The interviewer suggested. Razor thought about it.

"Maybe. Anyway, I shagged her." Razor laughed. "And when I first met the Thing, I thought for a moment the Rocky Mountains came to life." The audience laughed at that.

"What about the Avengers?"

"Captain America, much respect, needs a new attitude. Needs a bit more rock 'n' roll in his soul though. Iron Man…I like to call him Sir Starks-a-lot. I also like Hawkeye. The Kid of Rock thinks he'd make an awesome roadie." The audience howled with laughter. "One of my favorites is the Scarlet Witch. She's one tough gal, with those hexing powers she has. She also has another quality I like: A fantabulous body. Rowr."

"Kid Razor, please forgive me for interrupting, but aren't you worried that your comments are going to cause you to be alienated by the superhuman community?"

"Babe, I'm in Cleveland, they're in New York. I doubt I'd be able to meet the rest of the big superhuman community often anyway." Razor shrugged. "I'm different from them. I'm better."

"What is your stance on mutants?"

"I'm a Cleveland boy, babe. I only give trouble to mutants who want trouble from me. Otherwise, I think they're pretty cool."

"What is your view of the X-Men?"

"Some I like, some I don't. One of the X-Men is called Storm. Let me tell you, I think she's related to Tina Turner. She cannot have those legs without being related to Tina Turner. If you don't think so, then you are nuts! I also think highly Wolverine. If the Kid of Rock wants anyone to watch his back, it'd be Wolverine. And you all already know how much I dislike that clown Cyclops. The man is the living embodiment of lack of emotion."

A building across from the TV station

"Are you sure he has to do this?" Ghost Rider asked Ronnie Rocker. The demonic biker and the rocker ghost stood on the roof of a building opposite the TV station.

"Kid Razor craves the spotlight. He'll take any opportunity he can get to be on TV." Ronnie sighed. "I hope he isn't embarrassing anybody in front of all of Cleveland."

"Jeremy Todd is coming. Your rockstar's lack of focus will be his downfall." Ghost Rider said.

"Razor can keep his mind on the job…" Ronnie started. "…if there's no cameras or pretty women in skimpy clothing nearby." Ronnie realized something. "How the heck can Jeremy Todd return from the dead? A cop's car smashed him right off a cliff."

"Before he died, he gave his soul to the demon Blackheart in exchange for power." Ghost Rider explained. "When his body died, Blackheart retained his soul. He retained it even after the Shadow Hunters and the Fantastic Four caused him to be trapped in the basement of an old mansion. He would require someone with mystical skills to provide him with a new body."

"Like who?" Ronnie blinked.

"Like his new compatriot…Selene." Ghost Rider replied. Ronnie blinked.

I know that name…but from where?

Outskirts of Cleveland

A lone figure looked at the city and smirked.

"Ah yes, a new town to ravage. Thank you, Blackheart. You allowed me to continue doing what I do best: Destroy everything standing more than one inch above the ground. MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

Well, looks like the new enemy's made an appearance! Who is he? Can Kid Razor and Ghost Rider beat him? What'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!